Jap sword cant even slice through american soda bottle

That ain't no water baby.

Excuse me little lady, are you familiar with Hanzo Steel?

never rode a belt sander, no; but i have tuned a fish

Cheap imitation. That's why it bent like that. Don't by phony shit.

Katanas are brittle.

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>Grorious_yankee_cola.webm

That bottle is made of freedom.

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A katana gains or loses power depending on the user.

so much jap COPE in this thread

That's because it was forged from inferior Dildonium steel.

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>Expecting a filthy gaijan to know how to open his third eye and properly wield a katana

May as well put nun-chucks in the hand of a spic

Laminated, not folded. Folding was just a way to get away with using shitty, impure steel, whereas laminating harder and softer steels together in let areas is what gives actual strength. Also, before you tell me to have sex, I have. Many times in fact, with over thirty women, occasionally two at a time, and one time with three women and no dudes. No dudes ever, unlike OP.

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You haven't lived until you race a belt sander.

have sex IRL

>white ""culture""

Lol. That's choppy not slicey.

Pretty much

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No one listen to this coofer.

>Also, before you tell me to have sex, I have. Many times in fact, with over thirty women, occasionally two at a time, and one time with three women and no dudes. No dudes ever, unlike OP.

You know, since it wasn't even solicited and you just wrote that... I'm starting to think you actually were just fucking dudes. Traps, and you just couldn't deal and had to blurt shit out like we would believe you so you could feel better about the fact you fucked over thirty traps.

Lol fucking weebs blown the fuck out

It sure beat shooting each other over shoes.
Nigger

kek your retarded

he meant he typed /sex with another dude in world of warcraft

NO! You!

I can say i definitely have, i still own a 30+ year old Makita i've ridden all around the workshop on many occasions

Also everyone knows katanas are a meme sword only good against unarmed/unarmoured peasants, and jap steel is rubbish, they are pretty though and the autistic nature of their production because of said steel quality is admirable, but they're just fortunate they were isolated on their island or they would have had their shit pushed in.

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>that explosive brap at the end

you mean how the americans do it? why DO americans shoot each other over shoes anyways?

samurais didn't even use katanas that much. a katana is basically the samurai equivalent of a pistol or bayonet. You don't use it until you are out of arrows or somehow your enemy is close to you. they are shitty hunks of steel that don't need much training to master and used as last resorts. a samurai's real weapon has always been a bow and an arrow

the samurai fears the jew

What are you referring to?

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>shuman
>white

>I have. Many times in fact

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is this pasta?
It was very pleasurable to read.

a spiked mace is very effective vs plastic even better then a gun or sword.

the other is a war hammer
not every weapon is effective on every texture or material.

I'll take that bet.
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>that girl in the lime green at the end
Wew

>The samurai fears the amerimutt

your ignorance and virginity is showing

redpill: this was a diet coke sponsored viral ad. stop feeding the jews

>sword
>not hardened steel
Pick one

You cant sit here and call yourself an african and an American.
Doesn't work that way meme flag.
These people are traitors and should be executed but no, women like you just have to bitch and have feelings about every little fucking thing.

>flat piece of sheet metal
>not even an edge
op is faggot

Breaking a sword isn't a big deal. Swords were mostly status weapons as they were expensive and required a lot of training to not suck. Spear is and always was and will be the best weapon in pre-firearms combat.

that's fucking hot

Literally no one cares, nerd