You have two choices. Either you love paganism or you fuck off back to Israel

You have two choices. Either you love paganism or you fuck off back to Israel.

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I feel more connected to spiritualities that have a big emphasis on nature and being in harmony with it. I find Abrahamic religions uncomfortable, as they are essentially all about denying pleasures on this Earth in the hopes of an afterlife, so they are the very opposite of life-affirming.

That's real cute you paki freak

I love the country side

I guess I’m a pagan

Organize your religion to grant stability and cultural/poltical power.

Zeus forbids homosexuality
Zeus forbids effiminity in men
Zeus forbids masculinity in females
Zeus forbids any sexuality with the anus of the man
Zeus forbids any sexuality other than with a woman
Zeus forbids watching pornograpghy
Zeus forbids sexual activity before a female has her first period
Zeus forbids any sexuality with children who are male or female before her first period
Zeus forbids any seperatism or independism of the community's political state
Zeus forbids anything that would bring danger to our people
Zeus forbids any acts of violence that weren't justified and without possibility of retaliation
Zeus forbids any acts of matyrdom or suicide attacks
Zeus forbids any act of suicide
Zeus forbids cowardism defined as in a righteous justified scenario where bravery is required choosing to flee or submit not out of any tacticle decision for victory but as a fear mongering acceptence of defeat out of weakness and not a pursuit of victory or retreat
Zeus forbids any masturbation to spill your seed
Zeus forbids people who are uneducated in the ways of mastering the universe and understanding it
Zeus forbids accepting people who are not one of us as a trusted authority and their words as moral authority
Zeus forbids accepting foreign religions culture or creations as one of our one
Zeus forbids the accepting of foreign language as the only one of our own

Tradcaths are gay as fuck
Yas Forums pagans are also gay as fuck

t. pagan

Zeus forbids violence that has not been approved and sent to submission to the temple for approval
Zeus requires his temples to be led by elected personnel or
Zeus forbids slavery of our people, any one of our people sent to prison are required for everyone to be able to purchase his freedom with the entirety of the communities wealth
Zeus forbids serfdom of our people
Zeus forbids the eating of any food that has not been properly cooked until the meat is very well done
Zeus forbids the eating of any produce that has not been thoroughly cleaned and inspected for insects and uncleanliness
Zeus forbids the eating of any foods that have not been roiled to a boil for 5 minutes or cooked

Paganism is for people comfortable in the samsara. Christianity is for people who want to move out of it.

Zeus forbids the drinking or use of any water that hasn't been filtered oi all impurities and boiled or distilled
Zeus forbids the drinking of alcohol unless it's accepted so by more than yourself
Zeus forbids the mixing of the ancestry of our blood sons of homer with other peoples
Zeus forbids the sacrifice of children or the innocent to him
Zeus forbids the sacrifice of any of our people to him
Zeus mandates that this world is a great world and that it is the most important world for us in this life and that the afterlife world is a continuation of this world where our deeds and accomplishments follows us into it and so everything in this world and life matters.
Zeus forbids taking this life in this world for granted and ignoring this life solely thinking about the afterlife.
Zeus forbids the consumption of feces
Zeus forbids the consumption of urine
Zeus forbids the consumption of semen
Zeus forbids immodestness in women, women must cover up their body so that only their face is visible.
Zeus forbids men to be naked in order to be a vagrant and purpose is to show your nakedness to others in public
Zeus forbids the eating of your nails
Zeus forbids the eating of your own flesh
Zeus forbids anything that is related to self harm for purpose to bring destruction to your body

Zeus forbids laziness and hedonism rejecting personal progress and prosperity as well as duties for self pleasure
Zeus forbids indiscipline
Zeus forbids violence towards the faithful of our laws who are righteous and do not blaspheme what we believe
Zeus forbids violence or hateful speech towards others while we are not at war with them
Zeus forbids causing cruelty solely for crueltys sake
Zeus forbids for any non believer to have more dedication for self improvement than a faithful
Zeus mandates every day to be dedicated to the study of all of the information that is useful to mastering and understanding the universe
Zeus mandates every single one of our people to have education in all of mathematics, and sciences
Zeus mandates that every child be educated from birth to all of the knowledge of mathematics, letters, reading, and science
Zeus mandates that 50% of all seats of the senate are reserved for the votes of solely the highest educated and accomplished as well as skilled people, 50% of the rest of the seats are chosen by the rest of the population.

Zeus mandates that the community shall elect 1 regional religious leader per 100 population who shall remain as a religious leader for 2 years with elections held every 2 years.
Zeus mandates that every 100 people elect 1 political representative that is regional
Zeus mandates that for the general senate of the entire community to maintain 300 senate seats and to add or decrease amount of population per representative for the general senate
Zeus mandates that every 100 elite people elect 2 political representatives for their region and 2 for the general senate of the entire community with groupings to add or remove in order for all to have voted for their representative for a total of 150 senate seats in the general senate reserved for the elite
Zeus mandates that you must not eat the dirt
Zeus forbids you if not at threat of death to eat food that does not follow the standards of Zeus.
Zeus forbids you from ingesting anything that could infect you with parasites
Zeus forbids you from walking barefoot in the soil or the streets

I don't know if youre saying that should be a standard but Greek Paganism didnt frown on half of that.

Zeus forbids you from not keeping clean and organized your residency and everything of your community
Zeus forbids you from losing control of your emotions and not being fully in control of your mind and not letting your emotions rule over your body
Zeus forbids you from being taunted and aggitated that you lose control of yourself due to the actions of another
Zeus forbids you from bringing in footwear from the outside world into your habitation without preparing a change of footwear
Zeus mandates that every farmworker should be made ownership of the land he can work and this is limited by the land of others
Zeus mandates that the property of people be respected so long as it is not a problem to the community
Zeus mandates that all farmland should be wellorganized and efficient with the highest technology avaiable and no field should be left to primitive devices or agricultural methods
Zeus mandates that all employees of a man to recieve a minimum of 5% of the value of the profits that he contributes to
Zeus mandates that all employees should be given maximum regard for their safety and well being by their employer
Zeus mandates that the minimum amount of people should be working as farmers as nececessary to make the land produce trade goods and food while the rest of the population is to build cities of high population density
Zeus mandates that the highest available improvement and technoligcal upgrade be applied to all sectors that they could be applied to
Zeus mandates that all of our roads and streets must be clean of all garbage and filth

How about neither?

Correct the chosen path is the Code of Hammurabi, chosen by the sun god to govern over the earth.

Eye for an eye.

Zeus mandates that all waste is to be disposed of if possible with treatment or buried away from the living spaces of people, human feces shall not be used as fertilizer
Zeus forbids complacency and being content not moving up in wealth, honor, glory, piety and prestige
Zeus mandates for female partner of a man to be pregnant every time possible and no abortions are allowed unless a mental deformity is detected
Zeus mandates the formal wear of men and women to be the toga
Zeus mandates for in military every 10 men to be lead by 1st commander of ten men and every 25 men to be lead by a 2nd commander every 50 men to be led by the 3rd commander, every 100 men to be led by the 4th commander, every 1000 men to be led by the 5th commander, 5,000 men to be led by the 6th commander, 15,000 men to be led by the 7th commander, 45,000 men to be led by the 8th commander, 225,000 led by the 9th commander, 450,000 led by the 10th commander, 1,800,000 led by thr
Zeus mandates cleanliness in appeareance being shaven and well groomed
Zeus mandates women to shave their leg and arm pit hair

The Bible says Abraham's father came from beyond the Euphrates. And anyway Aryans came from Medes in the Levant

That is terrible, why Abraham do this to himself

Zeus mandates for baths with soup every day becoming well cleaned and groomed
Zeus mandates brushing your teeth and your tongue of any food residue every morning and after every meal as well as at night
Zeus mandates that you should eat balanced nutrients of grains, meats, fruits and vegetables to meet your bodies caloric and nutrient needs
Zeus mandates physical training every single day of the males training their body to reach maximum muscular growth
Zeus mandates women to do calisthetics to tone their body
Zeus mandates that no one should be fat
Zeus mandates that all sugary foods eaten for pleasure and not for nutritional needs be stopped from production and consumption
Zeus mandates that all prostitution to be banned
Zeus mandates that you shall not steal from another one of the community
Zeus mandates that you shall not rape women of the community
Zeus mandates that you shall not raise another mans son as your own so long as the father is alive
Zeus mandates that you shall not say or do anything that is against the best interests, survival, and propagation of our community
Zeus mandates that you do not speak of our religion with non believers
Zeus mandates that the son has rights to reside in the house of his parents
Zeus mandates that you should not use the same utincils handling meat when it is raw with meat that is cooked or anything else
Zeus mandates all kitchen utincils be boiled in water to cleanse it
Zeus mandates that you should not eat food with your hands but with utincils
Zeus mandates you should not urinate in public social places nor in the floor of your home but outside of social area or disposed through waste collection

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Paganism is shit.

I’m going old school. Paleolithic Venus.
Hnnnng!

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I'm not stupid enough to round my options to either believe in a hippie jew or in a god of thunder.
I believe in the will of nature and that's the only real way to know the will of the creator.

the sad thing about pagan larpers is that they can't point at anything in the historical record to support their position. they will cite one thing, that was applicable to one fucking viking village, and only for a period of 60 years, and then pretend that this obscure one-time-only belief system is "muh ancient racial heritage" and start performing antiquated monastic behaviors, and for what?

is pretending to be a pagan going to help you cure cancer? will it directly help you kill niggers and jews in ways you couldn't do before? these obscure and pseudohistorical new age voodoo religions literally have nothing to do with ancestral mythological systems, the the people that pretend to be pagan and viking are honestly worse than those dumb fucking faggots with the foam swords.

We need to return to a pre-Catholic Christianity based on meditation, minimalism, and other ascetic principles. The Desert Fathers will be our new saints.

law 17: Zeus forbids accepting people who are not one of us as a trusted authority and their words as moral authority.

Your words as authority are 0.

on the contrary an americans words are bound by an eternal blood oath. where is your citation for pagan law? how do the words of Zeus apply to all of the ethnicities in the Occident?

Pagans are literal lgbt failures. They love sucking dick, wearing dresses and killing themselves.

Wuotan mit uns!

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1st law: Zeus forbids homosexuality

>on the contrary an americans words are bound by an eternal blood oath. where is your citation for pagan law? how do the words of Zeus apply to all of the ethnicities in the Occident?
The law of Zeus applies to those who see the truth and desire eternal salvation.

>traditional pagan values
ah yes, the cornerstone of civilization

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pretty weak deflection, so let's try again. how do the words of zeus apply to all of the ethnicities in the occident if zeus forbids outsiders from being an authority figure?

also where is the citation? it better be from the library of congress after all that larping.

I'd love a thread about paganism. In general, worship/ritual towards seasonal and/or elemental concepts is very interesting as it ties into many very real physical realities our scientific society has come to believe. But here we have some autist sperging about Zeus and I'm pretty much done with it. Too bad.

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fuck off kike
pray christ

well,the eagle with the snake in your flag is a typical sign of zeus.change it

You know there's actually a third option right you degenerate sodomite?

the salute in your presidential oath is typicall romean,change it

Yes

Yea that worked out great for the Greeks. Zeus really has there backs

>I like the mexican flag, government and State
>implying

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Lmao fagans what are you doing. you're either atheists who "just wanna feel connected to my ancestors maaan" whilst ignoring the hundreds of years of christian ancestors you had or morons like who want to be like epic ck2 reform religion into what I want it to be bro when atheists didn't condemn or support half of what you just said. You're rootless cosmopolitans and its no wonder the majority of ids in this thread are American.

>You have two choices. Either you love Christ or you fuck off back to Israel.
Fixed your terms

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my religion bans homosexuality.

Christianity is all about Jew worship and loving your brown neighbor.
Why would someone follow this?

you like brownies too as i see mulato

Feels good being on the right side of history

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basedieren

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I CHOOSE... NEITHER

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