► Man hours wasted: 5,040,000,000,000 ► Lives saved: gorillions
>TRUSTED NEWS SOURCES — CNN — — NBC — — BBC —
>SCIENTIST-APPROVED HOBBIES - Stay home and do these to preserve your health — PornHub — — Netflix — — Binge eating (PROCESSED / FROZEN FOOD ONLY) —
>Stay at home
>DO NOT EXERCISE
>EAT NOTHING BUT FROZEN / CANNED FOOD, buying fresh food requires going to the grocery shop more frequently
>Dip into your savings, and postpone the financial wellbeing goals of your family; If this bothers you, you are just brainwashed by capitalism -- There is no reason people should need to continuously gather resources to survive
>Postpone the education of your children; Your childrens' development is not nearly as important as the lives of our elderly
>Wear a face mask - Pic related is me, your faithful OP, repping one of my favorite brands while I'm at it
All of the above will undoubtedly lead to an immense health benefit for humankind. If all 7,000,000,000 of us sacrifice just a couple years of normal life, we can prevent up to 1,000,000 people from dying 5+ years early.
Seeing you guys seethe about having to stay home is epic.
Charles Clark
Coming from the supreme flag fag with the highest number of infections and deaths, in a shorter time of exposure then what the EU had.
Alexander Reed
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Alexander Kelly
>smoke shop still open despite state ban on nonessential businesses >nobody wearing masks or gloves, but advertising that they're sellin em >ask about the masks >"yeah right here bro" >just an open bag of masks next to the register, making them unsanitary and useless since he's standing there all day talking right next to them
Jaxon Walker
And yet we're still 100 times more relevant than you, syrup nigger
jokes on them ive been gettin that sweet TRT and liftin weights all day
basically super saiyan at this point
CORONAVIRUS BEST NOT GET IN MY FACE OR THEYZ GONNA HAVE SOME PROBLEMZ
Jeremiah Lee
Can I join NSA? I'm pretty handy with a computer. Send me an e-mail.
Thomas Bennett
That's me, my friend, however I am as smart as Jimmy Neutron. And so can you be, if you use your head and follow the cornavirus guidelines! #StayAtHome
listen faggots >food poisoning kills 6 million a year >murder and war kills 5 million a year >car crashes kill two million a year >diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR >hiv/aids kills a million a year >Measles kills 500,000 a year >hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year >Niggers murder 600,000 a year >flu kills 250,000 a year >Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone >coconuts kill 100,000 a year >noro virus kills 50,000 a year >falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year >erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year >DIY accidents kill 15000 a year >ebola kills 10,000 a year >botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year >lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice) Total nothing burger
WRONG, drumptard. We must sit inside for 1.5 years while a vaccine is developed, which is guaranteed to happen. We must also not let anyone get exposed, as we don't want anyone gaining immunity. Only then will we be safe against this hellspawn virus which, might i remind you, has a death rate of OVER 0.3%
Nobody gives a fuck about staying home retard. I work at UPS so im still going to work. Its the obvious power grab from our govt. Its the lefties that dont care about lives, but want this lockdown to go on as long as possible because they think this is one step closer to their communist utopia. Nobody is even stopping me from going outside and i live in NY state. Stop being a retard
No im not. And where are you getting a 0.3 death rate from? We have no idea how many people have already been infected
Jeremiah Thomas
yo sciencefags what good are these ace inhibitors I've been eating, am I buffing or more vulnerable ? in reference to the ace2 receptor coronachan destruction vector or whatever the f you call it
hypertension super comorbidity I get it yattayatta
Do the math, bigot. If all 7,000,000,000 of us sacrifice just a couple years of normal life, we can prevent up to 1,000,000 people from dying 5+ years early.
Guys I'm worried about my friend. She follows all these redpill and Q-user twitters. Shes been babbling for weeks about how this is all a scheme to bring Trump and all this. She's been sending me screenshots of Yas Forums as "proof" and she doesn't even know what Yas Forums is. She totally believes the Q-user stories and is afraid of the Cabal and thinks Trump is really fighting a war against this evil underground cabal of cannibals to save the world.
How the fuck do you even reason with someone like that? Are all normies starting to buy into this? Why the fuck are accounts on twitter screenshotting Yas Forums in the first place? No one remembers rule 1.
