PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DON'T FORGET THE TUCK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471421-1/
youtu.be/YRDYbA7pxKY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Earth&Arbor Day Tree Planting Ceremony 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471422-1/
youtu.be/1VM-RwgqUZc
>Team Trump Online w/Corey Lewandowski! 4/22/20
youtu.be/xw9CFR13no4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 4/22/20
youtu.be/jlhvNywTvLk
>FDACommr Hahn on CBSThisMorning 4/22/20
youtu.be/q9y_lh3SHXE
>SECChair Clayton on FBN 4/22/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6151307256001/
>PressSec Kayleigh outside WH 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471443-1/
>PressSec Kayleigh on FoxNews 4/22/20
youtu.be/hX_V3PhvQEc
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471450-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/22/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6151417870001/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DepDefSec Norquist/JCSViceChair AFGen Hyten) 4/22/20
dvidshub.net/video/748857/
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/ActUSAIDAdm Barsa/FARDir Richardson) 4/22/20
dvidshub.net/video/748897/
>DOJVideo: 50th Anniv of Earth Day &ENRD's Achievements 4/22/20
youtu.be/gIOFIwmcrRg
>StateDeptVideo: Asia EDGE 4/22/20
youtu.be/q_w_o6MXi8w
>StateDeptVideo: POWER 4/22/20
youtu.be/3t0dzgHzh2A
>WHVideo: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Celebrate Earth Day 4/22/20
youtu.be/rekx3XlWje4
>WHVideo: VP Pence Visits GE Healthcare 4/22/20
youtu.be/XBxM2l-pHaw

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MAGA

MAGA

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This is a coofment!

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you can't just HOMESCHOOL your kids!

if you do that, then we'll only be able to brainwash them using television, movies, video games, comics, social media, youtube, CNN, paid shills, and pornography!

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Reopen the baby factories!

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FUCK CHINKS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK COMMIES

AWOO!

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Cuker Carlson in a nut shell
Was for the Iraq war, until he wasn't
Is against female circumcision, but for male circumcision
Builds up Tulsi Gabbard as a "sane" Democrat
Refuses to call his journalist friends the pieces of shit they are
Constantly says that democrats aren't evil, they are just misguided
Was for the Kung Flu lockdowns, until he wasn'

hydroxychloroquine cures covid. The media is trying to hide this. Make sure you start taking this at home. Don’t fall for libtard media lies. It’s not dangerous. It’s the only thing that will save you. Trump said so.

how many corona-babies are getting made right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=ED8Xezz2bhU
STOP BEING BAD

the missus can only make one batch at a time

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MAGA

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IT'S ALMOST BOOM TIME

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Baby boom on the way !

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>shills actually believe there’s a baker’s guild

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STOP WATCHING TUCKER
STOP RIGHT NOW
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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Eat your fruit to boost your immune systrm, little Awoo.
Only one of those is relevant. Half the blondes in the United States are going to disappear in two months if this keeps up.

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Homeschooling is great for kids. Some people says it makes them weird. They’re not weird, they just don’t learn the degenerate social norms of mainstream normal America. So what if they don’t have friends - who needs ‘em?

WHICH WAY WILL YOU GO WITH YOUR QUARANTINE ROMANCE, WHITE MAN?

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>cucker
How can you all so consistently be such a catty, snide faggots? Pathetic.

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Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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Seething this much because it actually works
I thought you faggots loved science?

How long would China last if their sealanes were closed?

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Exactly. So we all need to load up on it.

THIRSTY MARCO!!!

No.

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He constantly cucks, what else would one call him?

AWopppppbbbtttOOOAHOO

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Devon is the county where Tavistock is. Don't know how many even in Devon but you can see the cases only 561 for that county & in the whole South West (population 5.6million) it has 719 deaths. So they probably not very busy in the hospital, as like in the US non urgent medical needs are not being done.

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not a single month

Not to mention, there are other avenues for socialization beyond school. Minor league sports, church groups, and the like

chyna is going to implode and revert back to the impoverished serf state it always was. we will see this in our lifetimes

>unironically SEETHING so hard about a TV show that you take a significant amount of time out of your day to shill against it 5 times a week

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Awoo!

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Impersonating a person for the intent of ruining their reputation is a crime in the United States. I’ve reported this to the FBI.

It also opens you up to civil action. You’re going to get sued.

Yas Forums will cooperate with both legal actions, as they have numerous times in the past.

It’s only available by prescription but go ahead and keep shilling. It’s clear that you think your audience here is dumb enough to eat fish tank cleaner because it has a similar sounding ingredient. The couple that ate fish tank cleaner were democrats btw.

In 2020, when the Earth's rotation
came to a halt...


The President has declared
all of North America a disaster area.


I call on my fellow Americans
to come together...


... the world called on the one man
who could make a difference.


When it happened again,
the world called on him once more.


And no one saw it coming
three more times!


Now,


the one man who made a difference
five times before,


is about to make a difference again.


Only this time, it's different.


Who left the borders open?


Donald Trump.


Impeachment Vl: Global Pandemic.


Here we go again.


Again.

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>you can only make friends at school

my best bros were my neighbors

we could literally just walk to each other's houses to play sega genesis whenever we wanted

broke: the coronavirus was made by china
woke: the coronavirus was created by Tuck to kill his competition Hannity

You ok Awoo ?

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Yep, just get them in the typical homeschooling gym classes like solo dance, lone walks in the woods, or other non-competitive individual endeavors.

Simple. They’re afraid of him.

Reminds me of how there was an attempt to doxx the admins of a pro-Trump NRx server a couple years ago and they actually specifically said "worse than cucker tarlson"

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