/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3394

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Why?

>still no 3k mutt deaths a day
A shame

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>/cvg/ has gone from "2 more weeks" to "2 more years"
most boring happening ever

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VEGAN BURGER

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Daily reminder that Jews. CoronaShoah. The only solution is the Final Infection.

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Because we are fucking idiots

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i had the idea to combine this meme with the tiresome chink in africa meme
>it's totally fucking tiresome mate, big time
but im shit at shooping

I was obsessed with /cvg/ early on but it’s became so fucking obvious how much of a hoax this bullshit is. Alex Jones was right and always has been.

NOTHING
BURGER

It's just the flu, bro.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 848,671 (47,658) #2 Spain 208,389 (21,717) #3 Italy 187,327 (25,085) #4 France 159,877 (21,340) #5 Germany 150,648 (5,315) #6 United Kingdom 133,495 (18,100) #7 Turkey 98,674 (2,376) #8 Iran 85,996 (5,391) #9 China 82,788 (4,632) #10 Russia 57,999 (513) #11 Brazil 45,757 (2,906) #12 Belgium 41,889 (6,262) #13 Canada 40,190 (1,974) #14 Netherlands 34,842 (4,054) #15 Switzerland 28,268 (1,509) #16 Portugal 21,982 (785) #17 India 21,370 (681) #18 Peru 19,250 (530) #19 Ireland 16,671 (769) #20 Sweden 16,004 (1,937) #21 Austria 14,925 (510) #22 Israel 14,498 (189) #23 Saudi Arabia 12,772 (114) #24 Japan 11,512 (281) #25 Chile 11,296 (160) #26 Ecuador 10,850 (537) #27 South Korea 10,694 (238) #28 Poland 10,169 (426) #29 Singapore 10,141 (12) #30 Pakistan 10,076 (212) #31 Romania 9,710 (524) #32 Mexico 9,501 (857) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,238 (52) #34 Denmark 7,912 (384) #35 Indonesia 7,418 (635)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +29,927 (+2,340) #2 Russia +5,236 (+57) #3 United Kingdom +4,451 (+763) #4 Spain +4,211 (+435) #5 Italy +3,370 (+437) #6 Turkey +3,083 (+117) #7 Brazil +2,678 (+165) #8 Germany +2,195 (+229) #9 France +1,827 (+544) #10 Canada +1,768 (+140) #11 Peru +1,413 (+46) #12 India +1,290 (+36) #13 Iran +1,194 (+94) #14 Saudi Arabia +1,141 (+5) #15 Singapore +1,016 (+1) #16 Belgium +933 (+264) #17 Mexico +729 (+145) #18 Netherlands +708 (+138) #19 Sweden +682 (+172) #20 Ireland +631 (+39) #21 Qatar +608 (+1) #22 Portugal +603 (+23) #23 Belarus +558 (+3) #24 Israel +556 (+5) #25 Pakistan +511 (+11) #26 United Arab Emirates +483 (+6) #27 Romania +468 (+26) #28 Ukraine +467 (+13) #29 Chile +464 (+13) #30 Ecuador +452 (+17) #31 Bangladesh +390 (+10) #32 Poland +313 (+25) #33 Indonesia +283 (+19) #34 Dominican Republic +256 (+15) #35 Morocco +237 (+4)…

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I like how you hid the post saying we'd have 5m cases in 2 days.

phoneposting
>get really drunk two days ago and take some benzos
>wake up and gf says I gashed my back pretty bad
>she already bandaged it up
>look at it today with mirror after shower
>she actually crudely carved her name into my back
>it's going to scar
She's been acting really fucking crazy during this quarantine thing. How long until she slits my throat while sleeping?
>tfw yandere gf

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Soon. They will have over 3k daily next week for sure.

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Anyone else feelings very concerned right now?
I get the impression we aren't panicking enough.

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>haha its only like 3 million instead of 5, cvg btfo eternally!

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Hey Barry, wheres your brother? I haven't seen him for a few days

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whats a z score

>Vegas mayor
>that one doctor demoted for going against HCQ
>reasons some states are opening
>the WH briefing

Should have said U.S. corona-news. Have to catch up on the world. US politicians are going to get us killed.

First times in weeks that numbers on a wednesday did not go back up to the top numbers of the prior week after the weekend dip.

Did something change or were people right about the corona season ending?

How long until 1 in every 100 Americans has it?

Terry called it. This dumb shit WILL be put to bed.

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FALANGE GOT A SEAT IN THE PARLIAMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR DEMOCRACY (ANDALUSIAN PARLIAMENT TO BE EXACT) IT'S 1936 ALL OVER AGAIN WE'RE GOING FULL ACCELERATIONISM CIVIL WAR SOON

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W-why is the Danish guberment telling us to go back to wageslaving without mentioning anything about masks?

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Repost
I think it's important to point out that the Mark of the Beast is from Revelations, the book of the bible widely regarded by most every major denomination to be bullshit written by an unidentifiable source, largely in prose meant to protest against Roman Emperor Nero. Even the most ardent Evangelist of the Book of Revelations, which completely contradicts most, if not all of Jesus Christ's teachings, cannot answer for the fact that it states "the only people who will be saved from the wrath of the lamb are Hebrew members of the 12 Founding Tribes, while the goyim will die for their misdeeds," because that sounds awfully like it was written by a practicing Semite, instead of a proper Christian worshiper.
So whenever you see someone saying "(x) is a Mark of the Beast!" Or if they say "You will burn in hellfire for your misdeeds!" Or if they quote anything from Revelations. Remember that they are more than likely not truly faithful to Jesus' teachings and values, which are far better words to live by than those of the unknown John, who amended his heresy into the book of our Lord, which has only survived to this day because of it's usefulness to the corrupt as a way to cow their flock into obedience and ungodly ways.

Again? Why does she carve her name so often? Why do you allow her?

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It said
>screencap this
So yes BTFO, he made the bet and you publicized it

Force-fed the nothingburger
A second american population survey, this time conducted by a USC team on a Los Angeles county, has essentially replicated the results of the Santa Clara study. Despite being highly flawed, I shared that with you because it fit with more and more evidence that the most dangerous part of Corona-chan is the selection bias.

The new study, despite sharing the limitations, has less flaws, and almost identically replicated the findings, with 4% of the sample being seropositive for corona-chan, extrapolating into a prevalence 40 times greater than the known cases.

This is also similar to the findings of an informal survey in the netherlands run by the blood bank which found 3% of donors to be seropositive.

This plays into the correlation that the quickest way to drive down the case fatality rate is to increase the tests per capita.
This further correlates with data released by China last week, one of the few reputable studies to come out, and likely only publicised by the CCP because it supports the Nothingburger Hypothesis. This study found that a full 80% of people with positive PCR tests never develop symptoms. These findings are somewhat supported by South Korea which has not released a detailed breakdown as yet, but can be inferred from the data they do release.

I like this because it completely supports my position that airport screening is less than useless, but I would like to see proper repeats of these population surveys in Italy and South Korea so we can get a good idea of how representative the data is of everywhere else.
@wuhappening

based

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where is the nice /care/ poster?

wtf guys

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