I never imagined we would live in a world where NEETs would actually be the long term survivors and the normies are the...

pfff.. i see your 5 years and raise you 15.

>my day to day life induced suicides
Good to know.

I'm just a goy on the internet
having a great time

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There is a possibility the parents were psychos and made their kid want to kill their selves and post-facto blamed it on the quarantine instead of the public story surrounding her suicide being one of traumatic abuse. If suicide is involved, expect liars somewhere in the story. The parents being so closely involved is suspicious for me.

It's amazing, what is your point though?

if only she'd had an onlyfans account to whore around on and get attention she might still be alive today :(

Homo hikikomori.

If 3 months felt like 300 years, imagine how eternity in HELL is going to feel!

Checked for psycho parents

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This has been the best time in the last decade by far.

+1 for covid body count

Women aren't really people. They only think and thrive in relation to others around them. Cutting a woman off from attention is like taking a fish out of water.

It'd be funny if thats what some user was doing for the last few years haha, wouldn't that be weird lol?

Wasn't it obvious?

If anyone is unsure about my theory, imagine the kind of parents that relentlessly bully or torment their kid, and then plan which reporters they're going to email about their kids' eventual suicide in advance. They are out there, some people are fucking wicked man.

>sister is in hospital for suicide attempt, took too many opioid pain pills
>dad decides to cut her health insurance because she wrote a note blaming him for the attempt
>Cuts her health insurance before they have time to operate
>she dies of liver failure during a preventable overdose scenario

Not exactly a stretch for this girl's parents to induce the conditions that would make her want to die, and then know exactly where to go with the pre-packaged story for the press with a salacious headline

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Not a bad point, parents can be awful and torment their kids

>17
She looks like she's close to 30

Laugh all you want, but the NEET suicides will skyrocket when we turn off the internet.

Nice, I too was doing self isolation before Wuhan flu. I hate being around people.

Was it 3 months already?

come one buddy its a fucking teenage princess having a melt down she can't go out and role play as streetwalker barbie with all her other phones attached to humanoids

lost my job because of COVD19 spend the majority of my day shitposting, drinking, and playing vidya.

Shits pretty good got a few months pay from my company. Probably going to soon get back to work in a similar industry. First real time off I have gotten in 5 years.

LMAO

I see your 15 and raise you 20.

Girls are constantly inundated with social attention all day. I'm saying you should view the parent's story with suspicion because it doesn't really hold water at all, who would kill themselves because of having to stay at home for 3 months? People don't just have "melt downs" for no reason, abuse is nearly always involved.

Ok boomer

She did a dank rendition of Smelly Cat

do I get a price now?

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Is this a full blown isolation?

If you're going to work everyday 9 to 5 and seeing friends (even a few times a month) then you are not isolated.

Wait till your starving to death in a FEMA camp.

i only go to the store once every 10-14 days

+1 reddit gold

heckin boomerinos

at least we have katanas instead of dragon dildos, nigger

>oh no, I can't get fucked by Tyrone for 3 months, gotta kill myself!

The absolute state of women in the current year.

$2.99 plus deposit

The weirdest thing about all this is that toids expect people to feel sorry for that stupid moron.
In my phams shit hole country, not only are they on lockdown, they also have a curfew for everyone. They recently raised it to 6pm.
Last week it was 4pm, nobody except cops are exempt. Doesn't matter if you're hungry, can't use the work excuse because everything is closed down.

This country will destroy itself and everyone else knows it.. except "us". They're all celebrating this bullshit is costing this faggot country a bazillion dollars.
Honestly, I hope it keeps going. Because it will be justice for this type of crap we keep hearing about.

Yesterday in the front page news was that abomination "Lizzo" wearing lingerie. The headline wrote it's bringing life to the masses or something to that effect.
You crackers are disgusting, I've been watching you maggots sink deeper into your devilry.. what the fuck is the matter with you?

Kek. Women are pussies.

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THE NEET SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!!!

Every time I feel lonely i go to the grocery store and then realize why I never go out. All people are scum.

Gonna say it hasn’t been three months

As if NEET's were NEVER the masterrace.

Get comfy bro, you're in for a good time...

I do though.

Normies need constant social interaction, especially roasties. If internet and phone went offline compounded with social distancing i’d wager half the roasties would kill themselves.

Nothing has changed for me, it's exactly the same as the previous five years.
>Buy groceries once in a while
>Talk to/play with real life friends on Teamspeak

thanks to her I basically don't need to do any classwork since now schools decided to "change" the system

Bulgaria must suck balls, I can have fun convos with most people at the store

Yeah but how is it any different for a teenage girl now versus a month ago? All they ever do is use their phones and take selfies and you can do that shit from home

>underagefag
Enjoy the ban

I just hope that most of the suicides are non-whites at least. I know it's an unpopular opinion here, but I want to live in a world with more white people.

Reported for announcing report

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