Quarantine Productivity thread

How are you fat pigs using your time at home? Doing anything productive? Fapping nonstop? Slipping into depression?

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Lmao weed man

Lifting and fucking more often than before. Also I now have the time to do proper cardio. Only thing I miss is playing sportsball with the lads.

Im often more productive at home than at work but i won't get paid for my home work for at least another year.

Spensing time with my wife and kids. Painting. Working on the garden. Working on my truck. Doing small house repairs. Reading books and magazines. Making all my meals from scratch as possible. Going on walks. Riding my bike. Yard work. Car washing. Puzzles. Board games, cards. Side walk chalk, jump rope, tag, hide and seek, put a tire swing on the back tree. Etc etc etc
It's been the best, most productive, most relaxing, most family oriented time of my life so far. Well since becoming an adult and working full time. I haven't had a break this long in 12 years. It's nice making the kids pancakes for breakfast and hanging out with them all the time. It's nice sleeping in and turning over to hug my wife with no time crunch of getting ready before work. I fucking love it. Cant even lie. I wish I could live without working for the rest of my life. Just focus on being a good Dad and Husband. It's so damn wholesome and fulfilling to play catch with my son till the sun goes down.

and pic related is a 10/10 in bongland

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Fuck off to r e d d i t you cringey boomer

yeah but who‘s going to buy the CEO his new yacht then?

Asking trannys to marry me

I literally just emerged from a Walden inna woods phase to finish my degree and rejoin society after getting sick of lack of human contact and now this bullshit.

It wouldve been great even 6 months ago but noooooo

If I don't have work due I lay in bed all day shit posting on Instagram and on here then at like 8 o clock I start drinking vodka and play Sega Genesis or gta5 until like 4 am. I usually drink from 400-750ml

learning moonrunes in my spare time while working from home. Home gym keeps me fit. Neet life is great.
t. wagie

I've reproduced every major Slipknot song with a rubber chicken. I'm going to post them on jewtube soon.

I'm applying to jobs and playing the stock market.

Working on an album of techno. May make a proper full length album despite producing for 16 years

Hell yeah dude

Never made a 30 minute album I would consider acceptable*

What is the chorus for before I forget
I thought it went like
I
AM A VIRGIN BUT I AM A MAN
I
WITH THE STRENGTH OF A GARBAGE CAN

Im not. I have done nothing productive. Depressed

Learning a language, dumbbell lifting, reading a historical book, and writing up my master's thesis.

On saturdays and sundays I'm a lazy slob though.

At first it was bad but then I made my architecture schools semester final and it was the best thing i ever made. got a ton of brownie points. Then I worked on the yard, worked on my guns, then read a lot. My mind feels clear. Also I havent been fapping. Dont like how it makes me tired and doing it when locked inside is like hurling yourself into hell.

I fired up my small block Chevy I have been rebuilding and flung greenhouse gasses out of the open headers in honor of Earth Day.

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now that is productivity.

No real change except working from home and not having to dress up or commute. Kids being a distraction all day is the only real change while school's out.

>So yeah,since January, I've been working out from home,and saving almost all my money
>Improved my cooking skills recently, Niggas around me at work eat like peasants compared to me
>They're smaller to because of weak diet and no exercise after work
>Things have been pretty good
>Lockdown Oh I forgot about that, hows that going for you?
>LMAO I earn less from work than Trubux,F me right?

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I spent the last two weeks in a drunken stupor, but now I've run out of booze, so on Monday I went for a long walk and ended up 30km away with blistered feet.
Then I've been teaching myself to cook various breakfasts, trying to perfect Eggs Benedict

building trading algos, trading, making music, sleeping, thinking of where to fuck off when all this is over.

I cleared out my backlog of "probably shit" games. You know, the type that seem marginally interesting but not enough to warrant an immediate purchase. None were so bad that it's worth remarking over.. just mediocre, middle-of-the-road shite.
Finally sorted out Koikatsu mod conflicts, added some card repositories. Will probably dick around with Bannerlord modding this evening. Thanks for asking user, what're you up to?

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> COVID gives men time to enjoy the reasons they work so hard
Gotta lobby together to keep a fraction of this lifestyle going after the happening!

Eggs Benedict is God tier

Cocaine, fucking, and crawfish boils.

>home from university
>do nothing but lurk on pol and play vidya, with occasional studying

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>What is the chorus for before I forget
I
AM A WORLD BEFORE I AM A MAN
I
WAS A CREATURE BEFORE I COULD
I
WILL REMEMBER BEFORE I FORGET
BEFORE I FORGET THAT
I haven't listened to slipknot in years, I wonder if I would enjoy it know as much as I did in high school

Getting high, getting drunk, and learning how to cook new things.

It's all about that poached egg baw

Making bank sewing up facemasks.

Life's good, the doc says my blood pressure and tension are ok since i don't work, i already started spying on my boomer neighboors who turns out to be occasional nudists, but flogged tiddies and flabby nuts sack are not my kind of thing, the cat still bite me when i force it to lick my tiny dick so.. but if society collapse loli rescue would be my priority number one.

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Been trying not to fap. I've been practicing a LOT of piano. Lots of metronome. Technique, i.e. scales, arpeggios, wrist rolls, smoothness and evenness in scales. Sight reading too. Also been working out and running a bit. I'm near 100 pages into The Grapes of Wrath as well. I want to start reading a bit of Plotinus.

I trade cfd and lift

based gyppo

rest of that other shit is creepy but I appreciate your rescuing of lolis

Thanks captain k'nuckles

sounds quite jewish to me

Digging holes, jogging with 40 lbs strapped around limbs, testing chemical reactions, figuring out what those little toy cap guns do when you put it in a metal tube, you know, preparing for civilization to collapse

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I've been trying not to fap. It makes me hungry.

MajorMud!

I drin beer with lunch, trade a little, go running, surf pol/

Call it a night and stream some hbo go bottle of wine

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Thanks Captain k'nuckles

Pretty much finished. Gonna redo the stairs, add a cover for the porch. Wife wants me to build a bench to hang in the middle.

Not the greatest, im a master electrician, breddy gud gunsmith and mechanic. I guess im a decent carpenter. I didn't use a square, can't really tell though.

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