PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - H-HE'S FAST EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/22/20
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Earth&Arbor Day Tree Planting Ceremony 4/22/20
c-span.org/video/?471422-1/
youtu.be/1VM-RwgqUZc
>Team Trump Online w/Corey Lewandowski! 4/22/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 4/22/20
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>FDACommr Hahn on CBSThisMorning 4/22/20
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>SECChair Clayton on FBN 4/22/20
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>PressSec Kayleigh outside WH 4/22/20
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>PressSec Kayleigh on FoxNews 4/22/20
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>KAC outside WH 4/22/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (DepDefSec Norquist/JCSViceChair AFGen Hyten) 4/22/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (MD NG State Surgeon ArmyCol(Dr) Allely) 4/22/20
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>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/ActUSAIDAdm Barsa/FARDir Richardson) 4/22/20
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>HHSVideo: Corona-chan: SG Adams on Telehealth 4/22/20
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>DOJVideo: 50th Anniv of Earth Day &ENRD's Achievements 4/22/20
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>StateDeptVideo: POWER 4/22/20
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>WHVideo: VP Pence Visits GE Healthcare 4/22/20
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MAGA

>unemployed americans will be first in line

MAGA

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DONATE YOUR BLOOD AND PLASMA

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>plahsma
he's done

MAGA

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MAGA

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>one-term president general
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>FUCK BLUMPF
>m'am you got this blood from the President
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MAGA

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You, user, whats your question?

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Did Trump mute the journos mics? Also awoo

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This, it will be meme'd to death just like when George W. Bush said "nuke-you-lurr"

Doesn't plasma have to be like 80 billion degrees? I don't have that shit just lying around.

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GST FEED
youtube.com/watch?v=ZFEnWG0HcOk

GOOD FUCKING EVENING, /ptg/!! JUST GOT HOME FROM WAGEKEKING IN TIME TO HEAR BLIMPF SAY HE WANTS AMERIFATS WHO'VE OVERCOME CORONACHAN TO GIVE THEIR BLOOD!!

Will you donate your blood, /ptg/??

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Schizo

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NOT YOU, YOU WERENT CALLED ON

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Fuck off

I cannot do that. I'm a staph carrier.

>he doesnt have a lighter or matches

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IT JUST A TRIBUTE

Trump standing like he has a stick up his bumhole

Let me think about it.

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you gotta pay me if you want my blood

Lmao 100% delusional

are you going to spend all day here

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They really are just a pack of dumb animals.

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When you lose you win!

I don't want universities open for the fall semester.

Unironically. Lots of it needed. I'm in rural bfe and there've been multiple blood drives. Wouldn't go to a city one though.

>What's this "Q" thing online, Mr. President?

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Did you guys see this scene from Trump’s last press conference?

How did he get the cat to do like that?

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wat?

what did i miss did he speak yet ?

what if the gobernment promised you a big tiddy goth wife (female and not fat)?

Just eat your monkey in silence, Rajnesh.

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Do you work for China? Are you state owned?

DANGER:
TREASONOUS DANGEROUS PROBLEM WITH TEST KITS!!!

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MAGA

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how are so new that you dont even know how to use Schizo correctly?

It's fake man

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hello fellow leaf

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I don’t think the writer of that articles realizes the brides at the weddings were asking for chimp meat and meant niggers

They obviously used a second set of lights. You don't know anything about how movies are made, do you? They also had a boom mic right off screen.

Just got home myself; if this just started in the last 10-15 minutes they began this pretty late today

i'd assume government would fail spectacularly like everything else they try to do and wouldn't agree

wtf is this real?

Whats wrong with soko shit?

Can you please tell me why you have these press conferences when all you do is spend them congratulating your team on how good a job they're doing and advertising all the companies that have helped you in some way? Also don't you think you should do something about those people not taking lockdown seriously?

>blue NC
HAAHAHAHAHHAHA

Section 1. Suspension and Limitation on Entry. The entry into the United States of aliens as immigrants is hereby suspended and limited subject to section 2 of this proclamation.

Sec. 2. Scope of Suspension and Limitation on Entry. (a) The suspension and limitation on entry pursuant to section 1 of this proclamation shall apply only to aliens who:

(i) are outside the United States on the effective date of this proclamation;

(ii) do not have an immigrant visa that is valid on the effective date of this proclamation; and

(iii) do not have an official travel document other than a visa (such as a transportation letter, an appropriate boarding foil, or an advance parole document) that is valid on the effective date of this proclamation or issued on any date thereafter that permits him or her to travel to the United States and seek entry or admission.

(b) The suspension and limitation on entry pursuant to section 1 of this proclamation shall not apply to:

(i) any lawful permanent resident of the United States;

(ii) any alien seeking to enter the United States on an immigrant visa as a physician, nurse, or other healthcare professional; to perform medical research or other research intended to combat the spread of COVID-19; or to perform work essential to combating, recovering from, or otherwise alleviating the effects of the COVID-19 outbreak, as determined by the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Homeland Security, or their respective designees; and any spouse and unmarried children under 21 years old of any such alien who are accompanying or following to join the alien;

(iii) any alien applying for a visa to enter the United States pursuant to the EB-5 Immigrant Investor Program;

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(iv) any alien who is the spouse of a United States citizen;

(v) any alien who is under 21 years old and is the child of a United States citizen, or who is a prospective adoptee seeking to enter the United States pursuant to the IR-4 or IH-4 visa classifications;

(vi) any alien whose entry would further important United States law enforcement objectives, as determined by the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Homeland Security, or their respective designees, based on a recommendation of the Attorney General or his designee;

(vii) any member of the United States Armed Forces and any spouse and children of a member of the United States Armed Forces;

(viii) any alien seeking to enter the United States pursuant to a Special Immigrant Visa in the SI or SQ classification, subject to such conditions as the Secretary of State may impose, and any spouse and children of any such individual; or

(ix) any alien whose entry would be in the national interest, as determined by the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Homeland Security, or their respective designees.

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Yas Forums is an American site, Mr. President. Who is this "FOUR CHAN", Mr. President?

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>We're doing this again after 2016

>Dems could nominate a goat, and people would still come out in droves just to beat trump
Nope, China Joe Biden has absolutely no chance in November. El zilcho. He's a much weaker, much more senile Hillary. Literally only Marianne Williamson would have been a worse choice for the nominee. Even Mike freaking Bennett would've been a much more formidable opponent than the one you retards nominated.

TL;DR- thanks for the easy win.

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>wtf why do you let people know they've done a good job?! also should you be becoming a tyrant and locking people in their houses!?

*tink tink tink*
-ahem-
FUCK NEW YORK

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You’re schizo if you actually believe Trump is doing well in any way. The election is going to be a LANDSLIDE for Dems. Trump is a failure, and he’s failing the country

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He's said it that way multiple times before, then says it correctly seconds later. No one has said shit yet.

full
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>No state government bailouts

t. Cocaine Mitch

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>M-Mr. Trump, this WaPo journalist in this screens-
>"Who are you with?"
>I'm with MAGA News, sir
>"Right, go ahead."
>Yes, this journalist here says, and I quote, "fellow white people must accept that they're evil and must die" but this same journalist says in this other tweet, quote: "I am a Jewish woman and PROUD OF IT!"
>"What's your question?"
>I... I didn't have a question
>"Next!"

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VENTFAGS B.T.F.O

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>Joe Biden

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delusion

>doesnt realize Biden's numbers are worse than Hilldawg's at this point, and that voter enthusiasm is cratering for Beijing Biden.

lolk

NEW BALANCE!!
Most comfy shoes you'll ever own!

ILLINOIS BTFO

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What's delusion? You fags don't even address the posts you reply to. I paraphrased what you just fucking typed you retard.

Still think Biden is gonna win. He’s pulling the Romney strategy by no showing in public. Look how well that did for Romney.

I dont know why you would be cocky about republicans winning. democrats are already planning on stealing it with mail in ballots and GOP wont do a fucking thing about it

FAUCI RALLY

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LOL. CA BTFO.

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They literally transferred deaths from the "No HCQ" column to the "HCQ" columns when they landed on ventilators, then were given HCQ and died anyway.

fair enough. I think governors want people to forget that they can take out loans as well, not just the Federal gov.

Asking people not to spread a disease to each other is not tyranny

If your words were true, there would be no need to astroturf here. Your mere presence here, considering your pro-Biden position, hints at your desperation.

I will immensely enjoy these months leading up to the election, where people like you grow increasingly desperate.

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They tossed that shit out of the spending bill. Doesn't that qualify as "doing a fucking thing"?

WE'RE WATCHING, NANCY!

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Fuck your "phases" of freedom.

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This is why you cant even say what you want in Trafalgar anymore, muhammad.

twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1252987653361983490

MITCH DUNKING ON BLUE STATE BAILOUTS.

BTFO

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>Joe Biden has absolutely no chance in November
LOOK AT ALL THE POLLS!!! AMERICANS FUCKING HATE TRUMP!!!
>hurr durr polls are fake
Yeah, and I’m sure the 2018 midterms were fake too, right?

not in my world. aren't they already planning on doing state by state

He's killing the country, starting with his own base of anti-vaccine retards. He might just get my vote if the body count hits 100K.

You're right. He can ask all he wants. And I will politely say "no" and go outside and go to the store and do whatever the fuck I want. He has done that. He asked. And I say "no".
Or did you mean that he forcefully keep me detained inside my home? That's a different story.

I have considered it and determined everything should be reopened.

fauci Patent holder of GP 120's idea of opening the country.

DEACTIVATE THE TREASONOUS CDC

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>implying I'd be seen dead in London

And yet here you are still using the phrase wrong. Low effort and low energy. Sad!

lol

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good

I’m back. Trump is a liar and a disaster for the economy. Vote Biden in 2020!

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NIGGER!

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Based

Abandon your flag, bong. Or revolt. Do something instead of just be a dead brit walking.

MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!

>pro Biden
I don’t support any candidate. This is an independent analysis. I’m just stating facts

>Blue Illinois
Wtf?

UH-OH...CHINKETTE REPORTER IS BACK

> Quit sneaking in the press room Barron!!

TREASON TREASON TREASON

ROLL THEIR ASSES UP!

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FUCK YOU FAUCI

WE OPEN WHEN WE WANT

The party not holding the Presidency almost always does well during midterm elections.

But by the same trend, incumbent Presidents are also very hard to unseat and their party does well when they're on the ballot typically

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Who is the cute AZN reporter in green?

i want to FUCK the gook reporter if you know what i mean

OANN CUTIE WHERE ARE YOU

why do you write like a girl on twitter

the fact of the matter is people are opening up places that are contrary to Trump's own restrictions, legally enforcing those restrictions as best they can i.e. discouraging mass protests would be in everyone's best interests
don't know what any of that means

Muh immigrants

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Gov is a billionaire, let him bail them out

I am sorry that you dummies managed to pick the second worst candidate out of a field of like 20. It's like you retards wanted to lose.

Well, good job I guess. You've gotten your wish. You get to cry and screech and seethe and on redditt about MUH FASCISM while Trump continues making America great again for another 4 years.

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> I MAY EXTEND IT INDEFINITELY
uh...oh...

TREASON is the ONLY WORD I KNOW NOW.

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President of mexico has been terrific

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Good. Its like people forget that states can take loans.

Of course you are, sweetie.
Please, continue pretending. As i stated earlier, I will immensely enjoy watching people like you slowly change your tone over the next half-year.

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AMLO always gets thanked

The shills all do. They are insuffereable screeching, catty, snide, faggy retards. That is why they are so easy to spot, so easy to filter and ignore.

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Mexicans are doing a wonderful job.

Us mexicans huh

Oy vey!

Those aren’t fucking polls, retard.
In fact, the actual polls in 2016 were actually pretty close. She won the popular vote, for one, but even in the states, it was still within the margin of error.

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NEVER HEARD OF HIM LMAO

why?

It implied taking action to help yourself, so that figures.

they sad today

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that's Weijia Jiang. She's a CBS national correspondent, formerly from baltimore's CBS affiliate

JON IS NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

TREASON
ROLL EVERYONE IN FBI, DOJ, SES, CIA, IG, JTTF, FISA, NSA, CDC, WHO UP

LOCK THEM UP
LOCK THEM UP
LOCK THEM UP
TREASON

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Fren!!!

KEK

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>H-HE'S FAST
You mean fat

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Open up by the 4th of July would be nice.

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>Maxed out Dr. Luther King
not his best day

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Who is this balding cuck faggot?? WaPo? ABC? Hate them all regardless

Weija Jiang

Back to the farms and kitchens, Paco, and make my food!

>How dare you unify and energize the nation!
They want to kill his promised huge 4th of July celebration so bad. They were so upset over last year's, and his promise that this year's would be much bigger has them terrified.

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Trump better not bully her again or I'm unironically voting for Biden

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>I’m just stating facts

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is that "you're not gonna make it" Jon on the bottom left?

HERE WE GO...CHINKETTE VS. DONALD

yeah

Are any of them decent people? Do they understand the severity of what's going on?
I doubt it.

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They only used polling to calculate those figures.....but that's not important. What's important is that you think you're winning again while we know better. Now dance for us, monkey.

>it's another "some dumb nigger who doesn't know shit about Florida says it will go blue" episode

Fuck bitches, lick commies.

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WHY SO MANY CHINESE AGENTS IN THE ROOM TODAY

DRUMPF WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH TO TEST THE ENTIRE WORLD MULTIPLE TIMES?

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>when you're seething so hard you stop making sense

>don't be mean to commie agents!
I hope your dog gets eaten alive by Xinigger, you traitor.

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good, fuck this state and Jewba the Hut Pritzker

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Trump doesn't have restrictions, idiot. The federal government has put out suggestions and guidelines that states can follow. For instance, my state never had a "stay at home" order. Nothing was closed. It was all merely suggestions to everyone.
>i.e. discouraging mass protests would be in everyone's best interests
How the fuck do you know what's in my best interest, faggot? Who do you think you are assuming you know what my interests are? This is America. If I want to go risk getting sick from some nothingburger disease by protesting something, that's my fucking right and I'll do what I want and the government can go suck a gigantic dick. I know freedom might be a foreign concept to someone living in bongland, but around here, we take that shit seriously.

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Mr. President, you said earlier that you think hydrowhatever might be a good treatment for the corona-virus. Why did you tell the American people that hydrowhatever was a 100% cure, and that they needed to take it now or they would surely die?

WHOA NICE AND EASY

There is no fucking reason why everything has to be shutdown when the most deaths come from those older than 70 holy fuck. There is no way this wasn't orchestrated.

> WE
> ARE
> KANGS
fuck chyna btw

Who? The guy in the front row with the glasses? If that's who you mean he's with ABC/Disney

She's so cute and she married a white dude so you know she loves white cock

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Birx keeps telling them that 70% of the big lab capacity is sitting unused. NIH guy yesterday said 90% underutilized. Fags like Hogan are too stupid to realize it's there, even when repeatedly told.

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based not one nigger in the room

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How many of Donalds children besides his daughter are currently having sex with Jews?

shes a bitch whore

>PLEASE LIKE AND SHARE TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR OUR BRAVE FRONT LINE HEALTH CARE WORKERS

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