/nbg/ - Nothingburger General #9

>183K Dead from Coronavirus after 5 months
>The world is ending!!! Society will collapse!!! We can't sustain this!!! Panic!!!

Friendly reminder:
• 151,600 people die every day

• 1,061,200 people die every week

• 4,244,800 people die every month

• 50,900,000 people die every year

>muhh exponential broooo
Been below the peak for what, 19 days? Hahahahahaha

The doomer cult /cvg/ got hyped up by the echochamber of schizos, blue check marks and sensationalist news, they're too bitter to admit it.

>FACTS ABOUT COVID-19:
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

Reminder:

>Iceland CFR between 0.01 and 0.19%; Smaller population = Ability to test everyone = Real CFR revealed
cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/?fbclid=IwAR3BwflGqyXq6PvXOZyC1mm-g7S2lxXHSw4yNRMAW1lhlZoGbDLa_yX07eo

>Corona BTFO by USC
youtu.be/3iYrkQXhPwQ

>Death rate 28-55 times LOWER than previously thought
news.usc.edu/168987/antibody-testing-results-covid-19-infections-los-angeles-county/

>Infection rate 50x higher; making CFR much, much lower
nytimes.com/2020/04/21/health/coronavirus-antibodies-california.html

>Only 3% of ALL active cases are serious/critical
>1,646,202 / 57,104
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>Tests show postive for ANY coronavirus, not just COVID
globalresearch.ca/manufactured-pandemic-testing-people-any-strain-coronavirus-not-specifically-covid-19/5707781

>ALL Human coronaviruses are seasonal
>Common cold is a Coronavirus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus

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youtube.com/watch?v=jGUgrEfSgaU
youtube.com/watch?v=KpGpoGuQtF8?t=83
youtube.com/watch?v=CltchgolcNo?t=908
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doing god's work, op

Based. Cue the doomers with no actual sources!

let's discuss the optimal herd building strategies

how many risk groups should there be?

should we send the kids to corona camps to force infection or just let them mingle naturally?

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Inb4 memeflag bootlicker shills

OBSESSED

>IT WILL CONSTANTLY REINFECT YOU AND YOU CAN NEVER BECOME IMMUNE AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
>BUT YOU SHOULD STILL STAY AT HOME AND TRY TO AVOID IT
>IT'S UNAVOIDABLE THOUGH

Kek

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>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
DO YOU NIGGER MONKEY RETARDS REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ARE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE GLOBE OVER A FLU THIS IS THE START OF AN EXTINCTION EVENT WE ARE ALL FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Based protester recycling signs

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Based, True, Chad /NBG/
>muh two weeks

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Friendly reminder that no actual quarantine exists. Huge throngs of people in every grocery store with lines of people touching the same touchscreens or passing cash to the same cashier and nobody is catching covid from it. Apparently you can only catch covid if you keep your small business open or go to a park.

small correction for OP
>Iceland CFR between 0.01 and 0.19%; Smaller population = Ability to test everyone = Real CFR revealed
cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/?fbclid=IwAR3BwflGqyXq6PvXOZyC1mm-g7S2lxXHSw4yNRMAW1lhlZoGbDLa_yX07eo
It's IFR, not CFR
Also, you can put this in the OP as well
>Iceland CFR between 0.01 and 0.19%; Smaller population = Ability to test everyone = Real CFR revealed
It's IFR, not CFR, also you can put this on the OP
youtube.com/watch?v=jGUgrEfSgaU
>this btfos the doomer

JUST 2 MORE WEEKS

> Iceland, currently reports two deaths in 963 patients, CFR. 0.21%. If 1% of the population (364,000) is infected, then the corresponding IFR would be 0.05%. However, they have limited infections in the elderly as their test and quarantine measures have seemingly shielded this group, and the deaths will lag by about two weeks after the infection.
Even the paper explains why the study should be taken with a grain of salt and only applies to that one country. Holy shit learn basic stats

well I fucked this post up, but at least the point got across

One bit of missing information may throw off the estimate of the death rate, Washburne says. “If we’re off by 0.1%, that’s 200,000 deaths.”

yet all the celebs like tom hanks and boris got it and look fine

or is that part of the conspiracy??

See retard. God you faggots are dumb.

two tits

All studies are to be taken with a grain of salt at this stage you colossal faggot. You chose to stikc on these two lines and completely ignored the rest of the paper

Who should I believe?
Is it a nothingburger or not?

>doesnt understand organ failure
When someone's vital organ fails, then others will follow. If your lungs cant oxygenate properly, your heart will starve of oxygen (could infarct) or will fill with fluid from the lungs (heart failure), heart not working properly = renal failure.

Other stuff are made up. Except for the vaccine part

>mortality rate of 3%
>not a nothing burger

people get no damage you utter mumbling moron

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>boris
has literally been shitting his pants and warning everyone how serious it is since he got put in icu

This lmao

>This faggot little virus won’t cause an epidemic
>This faggot little virus won’t cause a pandemic
>This faggot little virus won’t kill more than the flu
You are here
>This faggot little virus won’t kill 10% of the worlds population
>This faggot little virus won’t cause an extinction level event

I read the paper faggot. All the retards using the Iceland data haven’t read it clearly since even the paper says it has massive problems and only applies to Iceland. The data size is also far too ducking small and the study is biased.

No /cvg/ will explain this ever hahaha

>Does not know about asymptomatic cases or people who have recovered without being tested.
Are you like 2 weeks late?

>who cares if the study has massive issues, I trust it because confirmation bias

Oh no I still only have a 3% chance.

>braindead npc
You are here.

With the American population size, every tenth of a percent is two hundred thousand people. You better be sure when you call it because even a tiny statistical error, which the margin of error for studies like this is usually over a percent, so if you feel like killing 200k people because you absolutely need to shop at the gap, be my guest. Don't blame me when they pull out the guillotine though.
Plus, they don't even list their margins of error, meaning its completely horseshit in the first place

>even the paper says it has massive problems and only applies to Iceland
this never happened, this is what the paper actually says about Iceland
>celand’s higher rates of testing, the smaller population, and their ability to ascertain all those with Sars-CoV-2 means they can obtain. an accurate estimate of the CFR and the IFR during the pandemic (most countries will only be able to do this after the pandemic).
>muh sample size
Like clockwork.

Boris went from /herd/ to SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. ever since he came out of the ICU.

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>study has massive issues
The only massive issue with the study is it doesn't agree with your delusional mad max prophecy.

It's the same reason you faggots stopped praising that Dr.Campbell guy, he said things you didn't like so that makes him wrong.
Go back to /cvg/

>if you feel like killing 200k people because you absolutely need to shop at the gap

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i already did see he also physically looks like hammered dogshit since he got infected

Oh i get it. that flew over my head.

See retard. They admit that the study only counts for iceland and that it’s based on rough estimates. Also yes a low sample size you fagtron.

>guillotine because 80 year olds die from respiratory disease
just lol

also you know amerifats are fucking FAT and many more than 200k die every year from preventable diseases? why don't these nurses twerk about that instead? this is all media sensationalism. they're desperate since they're losing jobs as well.

It's almost like the dude is super unhealthy and in an insanely stressful job. I doubt he sleeps.

>study only applies to iceland
>doesn’t count elder population
>is Based on a guess of the total infected
>has a sample size of only 2 deaths

friendly reminder that spanish flu only had a 2.5% death rate and still killed 50 million people

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To prove this is a nothing BURGER I'm going to the hospital with no mask and I'm going to touch and rub every single surface and you should all do the same. This thing is a hoax it doesn't exist!

So I've got
A question about this
General, how long
Exactly are you faggots gonna keep doing it?

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>open up the economy goyim
>nooooo dont give MMT money white people
>noooooo dont let white Americans have safety nets like Europe
Virus denail is an astroturf to keep white American ruralites fiscally conservative as opposed to 3rd positionist. Prove me wrong

So this is how /r/COVID19 copes, I see.
I remember when all of you were saying that the virus "it's not even an epidemic in hot countries", and now some users from there get defensive with examples of that, especially if you brought Brasil lol.

>Covid-19 tests test for any coronavirus including the cold
>Infection numbers are 50x higher.
You can't have it both ways. The truth is we don't know how deadly it is. Cruise ships are probably the best case study that we have. Everyone on their gets Covid-19(not just a cold), and we see what the CFR there is.

>IF YOU THINK THE VIRUS IS BEING EXAGGERATED TO UNREASONABLE LEVELS YOU SHOULD JUST GO GET THE VIRUS ON PURPOSE
>THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND
>IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!

>celand’s higher rates of testing, the smaller population, and their ability to ascertain all those with Sars-CoV-2 means they can obtain. an accurate estimate of the CFR and the IFR during the pandemic (most countries will only be able to do this after the pandemic).
this is the part you are talking about, Iceland to this day has 10 deaths
>Also yes a low sample size you fagtron.
>Iceland has tested a higher proportion of people than any other country (9,768 individuals), equivalent to 26,762 per million inhabitants the highest in the world (as a comparison, South Korea has tested 6,343 individuals).
Get bent already

You retarded fucking nigger none of those things are contagious

OP, add this video to your links

youtube.com/watch?v=KpGpoGuQtF8?t=83

>OFFICIAL ADMITS THE CDC POLICY PADS >COVID DEATHS!
>4/19/20 Illinois Governor J. B. Pritzker >COVID-19 Press Briefing
>“The definition of people dying OF covid, means >that at the time of death, it was a covid positive >diagnosis, if you were in the hospital and had >three weeks to live, and then got covid, that >would be counted as a covid death, even if you >clearly died of an alternate cause but had covid >at the same time, that is still listed as a covid >death, everyone who is listed as a covid death >does not mean that was the cause of the death >by they HAD covid at the time of death”

youtube.com/watch?v=KpGpoGuQtF8?t=83

youtube.com/watch?v=CltchgolcNo?t=908

Isn't Covid the leading cause of death these days in USA?

>diseases dont exist because...
shill ma shillums or going insane

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>Actual SARS-CoV-2 (and the associated disease COVID-19, more commonly known as Wu Flu) confirmed to be at 2,21%.

Comparatively Spanish flu is estimated to have had a death rate of 2,5% and killed up to an estimated 50 million people

>Why look at data from Austria?
They have tested more than 20 thousand people per 1M of population with a PCR test for SARS-CoV-2, which is quite a lot. Their data of recoveries and deaths is very up to date. They've also conducted a serological study, in which they looked for antibodies against the virus in a random sample of their population.

Screencap this. I'm willing to bet the real death rate is within a tenth of a percent of this number.

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If you count everything as covid the numbers are higher, woah.

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Pussy, it's a hoax to end trump's campaign and presidency.

your level of cluelessness is simply astounding

cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvss/coronavirus/Alert-2-New-ICD-code-introduced-for-COVID-19-deaths.pdf?fbclid=IwAR3KNFYR9_omiURSDa9kFNZPjlrpXr9sIazziofFtACGVDwAz01lM66sm8s
Checks out

Based Influenza

Hey retard. Read

This. Florida fag here, married w 3 kids. We've been out every day, and everyone else has to. Going to stores, basically everything we normally do sans going to work. I bought a fucking car even. They're at the park as I type this playing around other kids.

Everyone here has treated this shutdown like a fucking joke & has done nothing, except dumb niggers you see walking around in cheap handmade masks that do jack shit for protection.

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LMAOing @ ur lyf OP

>faggot asks a datamining question and many tourists answer
astounding

I'm pretty sure the Detroit natives are still counted as nuffins, tho

Dropping some of my favorite OC for this sacred thread.

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