White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #2

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Johnathan Karl is a disgusting faggot ass

>Magatard damage control briefing

ftfu

which stream is showing the stupid reporters?
Today fox doesn't switch to their faces. Just opened C-Span but I doubt they will show the kikes.
I need a stream to nose check them

we dont want a rebound

WASH YOUR HANDS SCUMBAGS

>DEATH

Trump is an idiot.

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>flattened the curve
We're not even fully descended from it yet.

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...

THEY KNOW IT

>no King of Ventilators meme pictures

It escaped a lab! Reeeeeeeeeee

"The doctor"

Holy shit this dude is fucking retarded. Ptg niggers are the worst.

THEY KNOW IT

>YOU KNOW IT
>I KNOW IT
>AND THEY KNOW IT

Someone post a gif of Dr. Birx NOPING the fuck out of there when Trump wanted to bring her into the back and forth

>(((They))) know it

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should never left that area
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T H E Y - K N O W - I T

Kek, Trump knows he fucked up badly.

cspan is showing them

Nothing funny about it John

Trump will win. The People will win. MAGA!

>Already arguing with the media and it's not question time yet
He's gonna destroy them tonight

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Is she here bros? I love her.

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OPEN it all up DO IT FAGGOT
Stop being a PUSSY
DO IT TRUMP

Win what?
Honest question...

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Trump can’t handle the truth. This is such a train wreck.

Where I live we don't even have a "curve".

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Kek

he's visibly shitting his pants today, it's fucking hilarious

i was late what happened ???

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He's right though, English speaking media is really destructive

Biden though lol r-right?

This is getting out of control. Journalist is openly laughing at The President as he makes a statement

>Nothing funny about that, John

What happened to professional decorum?

>nose checked
kek
c-span showed some

okay then I have to wait a little bit. As I said I just opened their stream

NO FAGGGGGGOTTTT OPEN IT ALL UP RIGHT NOW! DO IT
DO IT

>certain governors.
Not this one.

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/rumblings-virginia-governor-blackface-kkk-northam-forces-virginians-lockdown-spends-weekends-north-carolina-beach-house/

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It's good that cspan just gives you the live feed with no selective edits.

From 2.2 million dead down to 40k (half of which tested negative or werent tested). Id say thats pretty under control

Trump looks really shaken today. He is spilling spaghetti everywhere today kek.

IGNORE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE DRUMPFTARDS
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If one person with covid can infect the entire planet outside of four months why are we talking about opening the country up with 700,000 infected people walking around

He's trying to predict the future and shitting his pants when he's called out on something he's wrong on.

>PLEASE VOTE FOR ME GEORGIA
lmao why even make guidelines, what happened to being the ultimate authority?

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Awww! I could just eat him all up.

Haha. This as a priority please.

I LOVE EM
I LOVE EM
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damn is he a broken record or WHAT

Georgia gover btfoed.

>air shows

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fuck off chynx

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NO YOU FUCKING ORANGE KIKE DICK SUCKING FAGGOT
OPEN IT UP RIGHT NOW

DANGEROUS FLYING

C-span always show them, and sometimes their name

Why would I be being instructed to ignore drmpftards in a corona task force meeting starring Trump?

Amerika stronk

It's so fucking hilarious, it's like Jeb's "Please clap"
hahahahahaha holy shit trump is on suicide watch

He looks angry, you know he hates doing those briefings. He knows reporters are going to fuck with him and he hates it. HAHAA. Fucking love journalists. They grill his ass too.

based hot shot son

Biden died in March. They are using a hologram for his videos

Because by now everyone has it or has been exposed to it and if everyone has it the mortality rate is like .001

It's called dementia

What's going on? I thought he was tweeting about how the curve has flattened and every should open up again

Called out fake news headlines and how they refused to correct it, worthless journalists stuttering at him

Wtf. Do Blue Angels really need to do displays right now? Very LOL

>we dont wanna win

Trump is like America's barometer. We're all tired of this Corona Hoax, and we're ready for it to be over.

>trump is now against reopening

did they get to him?

MUH WARRIORS
>MUH HEROES
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fuck faggot zion dion

>bread and circuses
YES

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Imagine projecting this much.
I'd believe it.

GoD bLeSs AmErIca! ! !!

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>BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE

Yes.

This^

He's pleading with the American people to be patient. He's not opening anything up.

your damn right, tell the orange faggot to lift all restriction right now, let it all flow again.

That’s what America needs: an excuse to go outside and look up at the sky.

HOW MAN PEOPLE GOING TO DIE NOW THAT THIS NIGGER WILL OPEN SHIT UP EARLY

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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Trump is talking like Cuomo rn

>Goergia your opening too fast reeeeeee
>Flatten the curve, social distance MAGA guise amirite

Trump and Fauci need too fuck right off yesterday.

Trump has left it up to the governors in order to BTFO of the "Trump the Tyrant" narrative, and it also puts the spotlight on the governors themselves for violations of the constitution.

No one likes you redditor and you're irrelevant.

Why wouldn't you laugh at a retard?

MORE AIR SHOWS

Why werent there any tiktok videos from the engineer corp? are they not heroes?

Show me one single peer reviewed study that says everyone has it and thr mortality rate is

What's with all the shills here? Go jerk off to your Chinese propaganda.
retard

You'd believe it if Trump told you the moon was actually made out of cheese and he had no butthole

It’s actually A-10 Warthogs doing strafe runs on American streets

>Let’s give ‘em an airshow
>BRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Maneuvering to get democrats to demand everything be opened.

Six million

(((BIG BANKS)))

The non-leader approach.. so alpha

NOTHING FUNNY!

Its nearly 50k Americans dead in a month from "just the flu" .. Where did 2.2 million come from? Highball it so he looks good? Lmao

That would cause it to spread exponentially, overwhelm hospitals immediately, and turn a 2% death rate to a 10% deathrate. Do you want tens of millions of more Americans to die?

It'll be 1k-3k covid deaths every day for months

I think he’s saying that Incase it backfires and the Gov of GA will look like a total dick

Did you come up with that all by yourself?

OPEN UP THE USA YOU BABBLING ORANGE RETARD

lmfao you're a joke

Right, Mike??

they were too busy actually working.

Exactly, that’s why they were pleading for Trump to issue national stay at home orders so they could shift their tyranny off on Trump

keep calling people who don't like Trump anymore "shills". See where that gets you when he doesn't do shit for us again in the next 4 years. But he owned some media dude right? Based

No

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Is this handicapped faggot still shilling malaria meds or has the increased kill rate of his favorite cope candy made him shut the fuck up about it?

We need to decrease our fatties anyways.

He as much as everyone knows its a hoax testing scam, its not 5d chess.

Now Michigan isn't as much a swing state lmfao.

So now fuck whitey right? Jesus christ. Send all the mexicans back to mexico and blacks are immune they said so

Shareblue et.al in the house tonite?

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Answer is everyone. You should just kill yourself right now user.

that's fauci's numbers from the computer models, retard. First day here?

Does trump come up with his briefing all by himself?

Says the idiot living among the niggers are Asia.

>Nods

>only double blind peer reviewed science!
>btw check out this non-peer reviewed non-double blind study that proves hcq does work.

>anecdotal evidence shouldn't be trusted except when it says what we want

No Barron makes shitpost clips for his dad.

What's it like being an anarcho-capitalist?

Cope, harder, Flumpftard

>Feb. 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me!” — Trump

I bet Barron is in this thread right now

It came from your beloved experts you dumb faggot.
>we MUST BELIEVE THE EXPERTS!

Shills or brainwashed, neither are exactly preferable. At least the brainwashed have the potential to be awakened, shills are actively engaged in sedition.

Cite a study that used zinc meme faggot

>no u
Do you idiots think you're accomplishing something by spamming here or do you do it for fun?

Then that cocksucker needs to send my check out and put another one in the envelope with it

Give me some names for Crisis actor companies, Job growth possibilities seem recession-proof

yeah, bby O7

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>yes sir

Yes.

>Much less big than I am

It's not his best day

CHING CHANG CHONG ME RIKE TRUMPU

>some people are much less big than i am.
t. President Trump

>Oh hey guys, thought to stop by and and how say how our economic recovery is going and everyone is going to get their jobs bac... OH WAIT LEL!!!

The state of middle class America atm.

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ah, this quote must been when Trump was taking advice from WHO

BBC= Big Ben Carson

No, you're shills because you fell for bullshit. instead of going after him for things that are real, you chased the media propaganda. He was never your guy. He was sexist, racist, and against gays.

>Ad hom
Coming from an 'user' who unironically says 'orange man', I'd expect no less.

>MIGA
Dr. Trump prescribed boomers a killer new med. I hope more of his base takes it.

>praise dem governors
>set up rep governors up for failure

damn what a great republican president

Why wouldn't you show your flag?

>s- stop calling me what I am!
No one actually believes that your concern for Trump’s inaction on issues we agree on is genuine. Just some opportunity for you to spread dissent.
Sorry it isn’t working for you, faggot.

blah blah blah blah... orange ape... blah blah blah blah....
damn orange rat tranny needs to shut the fuck up and get off the mic

No I'm not.

He won't. Our leader has failed us.

>le sleepy doctor

likely. Yas Forums is famous in burgerland afaik. (which btw is not a good thing)

Send hispanic communities back to hispanic countries south of the rio grand

Ok i am confused what is wrong with Trump
Did they get to him?
What do they have on him

we're building a wall different than the walls ive been talking about

Nigger did I bring that up? All you fucking retards are running around posting non reviewed daily mail tier shit saying its just a flu or its airborne aids extinction event. Prove your fucking claim or fuck off

One bit of missing information may throw off the estimate of the death rate, Washburne says. “If we’re off by 0.1%, that’s 200,000 deaths.”
From the non peer reviewed study you're talking about

If by brainwashed you mean let down and disappointed than yes

Has everyone check thier toes?

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I wouldn’t put it past some lefty faggot Dr to give it to critically ill people with other major health issues who were about to die anyway and not give it to people weren’t affected that bad and cook up some bullshit trial

fucking kek, the wall.
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>memeflag
No one takes anything you have to say seriously.

That's why you keep losing. Trump loves these press conferences. Not only does he get to speak directly to the American people, he gets to show them what dishonest scum make up the media. He picks reporters like Jim Acosta to ask questions because he knows they're going to be confrontational and aggressive. They're playing the part he want them to play. Libs eat it up "Haha, Trump dun got told!" while the rest of the country sees the media for what it really is.

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He's spooked about China and what he's going to do.

He’s building the whitehouse in minecraft right now

THAT'S HOW WE GOT INTO THIS MESS GODDAMNIT

pic related, you
Capeshit bowing to nurses? REALLY?

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You still have to live with a bunch of Asian monkeys, you dream of sucking down some american BBQ every night when walking around drunk like a bunch want to be rappers

I WANT MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW
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>vast majority of people dying are white
>muh blacks and hispanics

truly Yas Forums's president

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Americans will be first in line for jobs.

He posted that to change the subject that he doesn't know what the fucks going on over this saga, an example of judeo perfidy. Pilpul

Oh boy, fruit-picking jobs for all Americans!

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These press conferences are a fucking joke. Why does trump talk and act like such a retard? Is it hard for him to just be mature about this shit and act like an adult.

>lift those numbers higher
We're gonna boost some numbers alright

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its been like 4 years dude.. holy shit let it go. Trump has been a failure

Oh yeah this trial the media have clung to was sponsored by the NIH... Fauci has always been there to subvert this process knowing if Trump fired him the media would go scorched earth like they always do but it would be FEMA leader brownie lvl shit like they did on Bush from Katrina

When Donalds Jewish son in law is fucking his daughter do you think he watches? I'm guessing yes.

ow gawd. I'm waiting for the Q&A. The only reason I watch this

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>earlier today i planted a tree
t. donald trump

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the first whore and orange ape, has some spic plant a tree and took credit for it

Sure is starting to look like it

>*ITS MY MONEY
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LEARN TO SPELL NIGGER

The fact obama was never spoken to like this kind of tells me all i need to know

No, I'm a realist. Blacks on average are bad but not all are. Women are starting to destroy themselves. Jews, mainly western, are terrible for the world.

Stop repeating chinese propoganda then you stupid faggot

>adults

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I didn't get mine either
wtf?
I filed (and paid) federal taxes every year

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>dissent
I thought this was a free country where I'm ALLOWED to have and voice whatever opinion I want? What, are you some sort of communist?

>Why does trump talk and act like such a retard
learn how addressing the common people really works. Pro Tip: Using "noble" language is not the way to do it

PLAHSMA

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CON-VO-LESCANT PLAS-MA

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PLOSMA

>0.001%
try 20%

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You are too high up. Should have got the direct deposit.

Mike is here to electrocute the GAY VIRUS

>Pence

Bathroom break time

Why do you have a memeflag

get nuked

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GIVE US YOUR BLOOD OR WE WILL SUCK IT OUT OF YOUR NEW BORN BABIES DICKS

zzzzz

John Roberts wasn't laughing at Trump, he was laughing for Trump who has to keep up this silly act, despite both of them knowing it's a hoax

Why doesn't he just let Pence talk? He doesn't sound like a retard.

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>WHAT IS WRONG WITH TRUMP HURRR DURRR
AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS EVER TO WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH. HIS APPROVAL RATING KEEPS JUMPING FROM 54% IN ONE POLL TO 43% IN ANOTHER TO 50% IN ANOTHER. THE MAJORITY OF AMERICA DISAPPROVED OF THE ACA UNTIL HE WAS IN OFFICE THEN IT FLIPPED ON IT’S HEAD. THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE DISAPPROVE OF PELOSI’S CONGRESS AND THE TRACK OF THR COUNTRY BUT LEAN DEMOCRAT AND THINK DIVERSITY IS GOOD. HIS CONSTITUENTS ARE RETARDS WHETHER THEY LIKE HIM OR NOT AND HE HAS LOST BILLIONS SINCE ANNOUNCING HIS CAMPAIGN. HE IS SICK OF YOU RETARDS. USING HIM AS AN EXAMPLE FOR EVERYTHING YOU DON’T OR DO LIKE

I honestly think they believe it to be a VPN or something.

>that tie
reminds me of something but I cant point my finger on it.

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Why does Donalds daughter let Jewish cock slamfuck her cunt?

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Do you have any clue what barbershops, nail salons, tattoo parlors are in fucking Georgia? It’s like the exact places of business every ghetto thrives on and Atlanta could be a shit show of darkies dying left and right and Trump doesn’t want the backlash of cries of racism that he was responsible for the deaths of blacks in ATL making them “go first”

checked you checking a flaggot

The American public are untermensch

Don’t touch your penis because that will be against god. Mike will know

Why are they so obsessed with blood?

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