Aus/pol low energy brekie edition

>story about conscription doesn't bode well
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-23/edie-digby-diaries-mother-torn-over-conscription-world-war-i/12138066
>trumps just really keen on war or something
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-23/trump-instructs-navy-to-destroy-iranian-boats/12174846
>wet markets are fucked; study finds
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-23/wet-market-health-risks-need-to-be-studied-minister-says/12174086
>scumo has a teary or something
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-23/coronavirus-update-australia-covid19-morrison-emotional-funerals/12174712

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also not the usual suspect but whats for brekie lads?

(((hwite)))

Double espresso, 30g of unsalted mixed nuts, banana, Protein shake.

weetbix and winnie blues

dozen eggies

peculated coffee and a cig so far lads

Morning hangover shits are so satisfying bros

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I miss the time when only Australia was on fire. That was a better part of 2020.

> On Fire at the start of the year
> Still doing better than most countries during covid

NOTHING CAN STOP THE POWER OF THE BRUCE

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kek burgers btfo

neetbux and super all in one day, today is a comfy days lads

Just made a Banjo.
(Bacon & Egg Roll)

abc breaking news - police are asking people not to circulate photos, apparently the driver posted some to FB or something

jelly of the egg n bacon

12 hours later and the cops still haven't got the porsche driver who did the runner.
>4 cops dead
>nobody has said its a stolen car, so they have his name and rego details

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RUN OVER 4 COPPERINOOOESS, WHAT ABOUT THE FINEY WHINIES THEY WERE MEANT TO DOLL OUT?

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apparently he took himself in to a station this morning

MUH LOST REVENURINOS

anyone seen the photos?

didnt see anything in the thread last night

Bacon.

They were on last nights thread

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i bet you cunts dont make your own bacon. its a billion trillions times better than any bullshit store bought crap

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The smoked stuff is good. Get it from a deli, not a supermarket.

newfag here, what happened?

Are you sure he was white? Or was he semitic?

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i smoke my own bacon cunt. i flavour it how i want to as well. enjoy your overpriced garbage

Back to work next Tuesday for me.
No access to my super.
Working 80hr weeks for $400 more than my students will get from job keeper because their hours will drop coming back to school.

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Brit/pol/ is getting axed #
press F to pay respects

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I only have 400 cheeseburgers left things are looking grim

>takes 4 cops to write a ticket
>if they were social distancing properly they wouldn't have all been hit by the truck

Australian cops think they're so impervious to damage and reprecussions that they stood inches away from car lanes going 120km/h (75mp/h), and thought nothing would happen

>CALLING YOURSELF A FAG

JESUS CHRIST THE YOUNGER GENERATION ARE ABSOLUTE LOSERS SO DESPERATE TO BE APART OF THE SECRET CLUB. YOU MAKE ME SICK,

i hcnaged his wiki page awhile back to reflect he got caught in blackface.