Can you imagine lying down in a hospital bed, near the brink of death...

Can you imagine lying down in a hospital bed, near the brink of death, you turn to your left and see a bunch of Nurses flossing and dancing fortnite dances before you die.

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Corona is nothing but a stress test of your immune system.

>b-but he was young, fit and healthy

Apparently not healthy enough. It's better to be chubby and live healthy than it is to be skinny and drink, take coke and party all the time.

did you google "chad in hospital bed"

Id rather be dead than see that fucking massive, muscled, lump of boring carry the strap.

whats the matter?
not enough flips for ya?

>chubby and healthy
Not possible. Fatties who die from running more than ten feet are never healthy.

t. Fatass that can't run a mile (Yet)

Who dis?

>chad
>tattoos
pick one

Stop going. It's a business, not a church.

I agree this place is deader than dead, time to get some rest and meditate.

I weigh 255 pounds and I'm 6'2, and I can run two miles in one go at 7 mph. I'm also a bit buff, but definitely still overweight. Around 40 lbs overweight.

That being said, I live a healthy lifestyle. I haven't always, and that's why I still weigh a bit too much. So it's not true that you can't be healthy and chubby. I'm not talking about morbid obesity, but just being chubby.

>you turn to your left and see a bunch of Nurses flossing and dancing fortnite dances before you die.

It would just serve to remind me of one more reason why I should be glad to do so.

>7mph
user...

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That's actually a decent speed. Most joggers run around 6 mph.

Lmao finna based

>be you
>on your death bed
>this is your nurse
>she just won't stop dancing
Wat do?

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Slandering heroes - the new trolling.

Keep it up dude. It's hard right now, but if you keep doing it, it gets easier. It just takes time.

>Wat do?
thank god for his infinite grace and mercy that he let the last thing you lay eyes on in this world be something as beautiful as lum

Absolutely based

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Did Roman get da cancer again? Lel

lmfao wtf is wrong with roman reigns ?

Waarom zegt je rollie steeds tiktok?

yeah, die you fuking nigger

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Also Islam are basedbros yarrr

AIDS or Leukemia or someshit

The ones doing stupid videos aren't the ones in hard hit areas for the most part. At most you see a few Covid floor videos, but few to none from ICUs.

Who's roman reigns?

That’s a pro wrestler

what a fitting way to end life in Clown World

>i’m a woman now

Hopefully leukemia gets the rub in the 3rd match ;)

Remember when this guy pretended to have leukemia to get sympathy for the fans and while in treatment, shot a movie? LOL

And runners die early.

Maxing our your heart all the time isn’t healthy.

I would use the last bit of my strength to deck one of those retards

No, he's a SUPERSTAR in Sports Entertainment.

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Source? I don't believe this for a second, I feel like weight lifters take off more life

Why not both?