/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3389

► Detected: 2,621,436 (+65,676) ► Died: 182,989 (+5,530) ► Day: 104 (-06:08:27)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.9x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 3,163 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
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Latest leaks: Wuhan biolab had been splicing HIV and coronaviruses
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Virus stays in air for 12 hours, longer than expected
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Yas Forums leaked passwords from WHO, CDC, Gates Foundation, Wuhan biolab
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Over 28,000 deaths went unreported in 10 countries
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Virus killed more Americans in 1 month than the flu in 1 year
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>ARCHIVE
Dengue-like fever and rash
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20% become critically ill with hypoxia or respiratory failure
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Evidence of ADE has surfaced, according to Nature article
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Many "mild cases" might be HCoV false positives
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Dutch deaths up to 2 times higher than reported, official data
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NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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>LATEST
▶ 18975 new cases and 1453 new deaths in the United States
▶ 1413 new cases and 46 new deaths in Peru
▶ 2678 new cases and 165 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 12 new cases in Costa Rica
▶ 3 new cases in Rwanda
▶ 2 new cases in Myanmar
▶ 1318 new cases and 125 new deaths in Germany
▶ 170 new cases and 7 new deaths in South Africa
▶ 9 new cases and 1 new death in Burkina Faso

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americanthinker.com/articles/2020/04/viruses_101_how_overprotecting_people_from_covid_19_could_make_it_more_lethal.html
youtu.be/ujiTtrLA_hc
archive.is/D59U2
cnn.com/2020/04/22/politics/las-vegas-mayor-social-distancing-cnntv/index.html
youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

We have to let herd immunity develop, otherwise there will be a second wave, a third wave, and many more waves. This shutdown can't continue.

americanthinker.com/articles/2020/04/viruses_101_how_overprotecting_people_from_covid_19_could_make_it_more_lethal.html

Brazil is fucked.

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NOOOOOOO NOT THE IDOLERINAS

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Just a reminder to take care of the most important person... yourself! Don't take any silly risks, okay?? I'll be sad if you got sick...

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Reminder that the way most countries have handled this has set it up to be the next spanish flu.

> The second wave of the 1918 pandemic was much more deadly than the first. The first wave had resembled typical flu epidemics; those most at risk were the sick and elderly, while younger, healthier people recovered easily. By August, when the second wave began in France, Sierra Leone, and the United States,[102]the virus had mutated to a much more deadly form. October 1918 was the month with the highest fatality rate of the whole pandemic

A widespread but relatively normal first wave

>This increased severity has been attributed to the circumstances of the First World War.[104]In civilian life,natural selectionfavors a mild strain. Those who get very ill stay home, and those mildly ill continue with their lives, preferentially spreading the mild strain. In the trenches, natural selection was reversed. Soldiers with a mild strain stayed where they were, while the severely ill were sent on crowded trains to crowded field hospitals, spreading the deadlier virus.

People with more mild strains are social distancing and not spreading it, people with the worse strains spread it to HCW's

> Modern analysis has shown the virus to be particularly deadly because it triggers acytokine storm(overreaction of the body's immune system), which ravages the stronger immune system of young adults.[5]

See you all in August

You people used to name the jew, You used to ask the uncomfortable questions and buck the established narrative. Now all you do is tune in for updates from state media, and suck the black african cock of WHO Kang. All they had to do was say "The sky is falling, trust us we have a (test) for it." and you all jumped on the hype train like every other normie NPC.

I am disappointed in you Yas Forums. When did you become such a faggot?
Nothing to see here (for the 338th time) go about your business.

ALSO PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE COPEFAG ASKING PEOPLE TO GIVE HIM (YOU)S IN HIS GAY COPE THREADS

Dr. Rashid Buttar Blasts Gates, Fauci ...

Exposes Fake Pandemic Numbers As Economy Collapses ...

youtu.be/ujiTtrLA_hc

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I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me

黑鬼舌頭我的肛門

Post some art of Corona-chan for this mexican's kid

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I miss when Yas Forums wasn't filled with boomers

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Big companies in Sweden are restarting production full speed this week. Also bringing all the telecommuters in. Tegnell isn't satisfied with 170 deaths per day.

>archive.is/D59U2

Piecing together all the information, it seems like this virus is going to slowly sterilize us and progressively fibrose everyone's lungs untill only type O blood is left and most of the planet is wiped out. Do I have this right?

I'd just like to take a moment to thank the janitors and moderators for keeping our community safe, especially for the transgender part of our community

Shit bros, what if it was all part of his plan?

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Imagine not wanting to get Corona-chan to help immunize your people. She loves you, you know.

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Yea user I also hate the cocksucking ptg threads.

Mexican corona here

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This is going to be interesting...

Basically the Mayor of Las Vegas to reopen and that business make the rules on how they want to reopen.

cnn.com/2020/04/22/politics/las-vegas-mayor-social-distancing-cnntv/index.html

Yas Forums was always filled with boomers, fag.

oh yeah

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 837,719 (46,771) #2 Spain 208,389 (21,717) #3 Italy 187,327 (25,085) #4 France 159,877 (21,340) #5 Germany 149,771 (5,211) #6 United Kingdom 133,495 (18,100) #7 Turkey 98,674 (2,376) #8 Iran 85,996 (5,391) #9 China 82,788 (4,632) #10 Russia 57,999 (513) #11 Brazil 45,757 (2,906) #12 Belgium 41,889 (6,262) #13 Canada 39,805 (1,966) #14 Netherlands 34,842 (4,054) #15 Switzerland 28,268 (1,509) #16 Portugal 21,982 (785) #17 India 20,471 (652) #18 Peru 19,250 (530) #19 Ireland 16,671 (769) #20 Sweden 16,004 (1,937) #21 Austria 14,925 (510) #22 Israel 14,498 (189) #23 Saudi Arabia 12,772 (114) #24 Japan 11,512 (281) #25 Chile 11,296 (160) #26 Ecuador 10,850 (537) #27 South Korea 10,694 (238) #28 Poland 10,169 (426) #29 Singapore 10,141 (12) #30 Pakistan 10,076 (212) #31 Romania 9,710 (519) #32 Mexico 9,501 (857) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,238 (52) #34 Denmark 7,912 (384) #35 Indonesia 7,418 (635)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +18,975 (+1,453) #2 Russia +5,236 (+57) #3 United Kingdom +4,451 (+763) #4 Spain +4,211 (+435) #5 Italy +3,370 (+437) #6 Turkey +3,083 (+117) #7 Brazil +2,678 (+165) #8 France +1,827 (+544) #9 Peru +1,413 (+46) #10 Canada +1,383 (+132) #11 Germany +1,318 (+125) #12 Iran +1,194 (+94) #13 Saudi Arabia +1,141 (+5) #14 Singapore +1,016 (+1) #15 Belgium +933 (+264) #16 Mexico +729 (+145) #17 Netherlands +708 (+138) #18 Sweden +682 (+172) #19 Ireland +631 (+39) #20 Qatar +608 (+1) #21 Portugal +603 (+23) #22 Belarus +558 (+3) #23 Israel +556 (+5) #24 Pakistan +511 (+11) #25 United Arab Emirates +483 (+6) #26 Romania +468 (+21) #27 Ukraine +467 (+13) #28 Chile +464 (+13) #29 Ecuador +452 (+17) #30 India +391 (+7) #31 Bangladesh +390 (+10) #32 Poland +313 (+25) #33 Indonesia +283 (+19) #34 Dominican Republic +256 (+15) #35 Morocco +237 (+4)…

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I knew this wouldn't last. Of all people, burgers are the least likely to keep themselves under control for their own safety.

That's right brother, trust the plan
- Q

How long will it be until there are no nothingbugers left? When the death toll hits 500k?

Oh sea

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So earlier today Military Police wagons were driving around my neighborhood. Any ideas why MP would cruise around not some main street, but side streets of housing areas?

>inb4 MP is fighting the virus
>inb4 MP is patrolling the utterly empty side streets of housing areas to keep societal order
What's up with that?

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that's nice
can't japs promote niche dummy thick idol groups? based on their doujins you'd think they are thiccpilled and there is a demand for this.
just don't let them become Nurgle-tier landwhales you'd usually see among SJWs

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>41yo guy
>hospitalized in covid hospital for typical bilateral pneumonia
>tests negative twice
>sent home, but he's still sick
>doctor send him to another non covid hospital
>men dies there
>8 patients and 4 workers now have coivd in a non covid hospital

fuck those damn tests

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day of the rake can't come soon enough

>Gatekeep others from browsing by calling them newfags and telling them to get out
>Idolize oldfags so they can stay
>Oldfags grow up
>Wtf why is this place so filled with boomers?

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WHAT IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOING

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based Corona

Hey you :3
I've got something to tell you. x3

>herd immunity
>coronavirus

Lol

Nothingburgerism is spreading on Youtube through flat earth and other conspiracy channels, so they will only increase their stubborn rhetoric merging with other stupid conspiracies. They already merged vaccines and chip-conspiracy, next they will claim that the virus is somehow connected to aliens, even though China and bats and bioweapon also have to be true.

>A gengivudo connoisseur.
Mysides

Are able to start a fire if need be /cvg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

Have you thanked China yet?

Give him a break, he's an American. They aren't very smart.

Giving Pelosi a taste of her own medicine?

I already know, you want some hugs. No need to tell me!

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Why don't we try to get herd immunity from the common cold and flu first?

She better get a treadmill and start running because Corona-chan loves fatties.

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So where them passwords at?

At this point in time, any CT scan with bilateral atypical pneumonia, needs to be assumed Gorona until proven otherwise.

>mfw forget about cvg for a while
>go about daily life as usual
>nothing happening
anything HAPPOOOOOONED yet?

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God damn homosexuals

ACCELERATING

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Society in a nutshell

Do you really think that once people get the disease, they have it forever, and don't develop any immunity?

Are you seriously stupid enough to believe that corona chan is an exemption to this rule?

Embrace her.

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