/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3388

May 1st

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You people used to name the jew, You used to ask the uncomfortable questions and buck the established narrative. Now all you do is tune in for updates from state media, and suck the black african cock of WHO Kang. All they had to do was say "The sky is falling, trust us we have a (test) for it." and you all jumped on the hype train like every other normie NPC.

I am disappointed in you Yas Forums. When did you become such a faggot?
Nothing to see here(for the 3388th time) go about your business.

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Do you think it gave them BBC's?

>San Francisco

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You cocksucking motherfucker! I'm going to butcher you!

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Anybody else wishing she was deadlier? This grinding shit is fun enough but there should be more deaths and panic.

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yes , they are now big black chinks

The funniest part about this to me is that a vast majority of us will die for having the wrong skillset. Anons in here have never started a fire in their lives

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>Anons in here have never started a fire in their lives
That's bullshit

What are you talking about? Plenty of us can start a fire with ease. Why, just last night I set your mother's loins on fire.

Imagine

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>america

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Hes right though. Time to Open Up America!! Let us work!!

>Ignoring that we're still 2 months ahead if not more than msm this entire time
Okay faggot

fuck these corona chan threads. you went along with this hoax from day 1. its just a bunch of 80 year olds dying of pneumonia which they do every damn day. now we live under communist rule over nothing. well done goys

Not everyone here is a larping faggot.

Feeling rebellious today, huh?
I hope you disinfected your boop, because I'm going to tum-tum it

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 829,392 (46,149) #2 Spain 208,389 (21,717) #3 Italy 187,327 (25,085) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 149,401 (5,165) #6 United Kingdom 133,495 (18,100) #7 Turkey 98,674 (2,376) #8 Iran 85,996 (5,391) #9 China 82,788 (4,632) #10 Russia 57,999 (513) #11 Brazil 43,592 (2,769) #12 Belgium 41,889 (6,262) #13 Canada 39,805 (1,966) #14 Netherlands 34,842 (4,054) #15 Switzerland 28,268 (1,509) #16 Portugal 21,982 (785) #17 India 20,471 (652) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,671 (769) #20 Sweden 16,004 (1,937) #21 Austria 14,925 (510) #22 Israel 14,326 (187) #23 Saudi Arabia 12,772 (114) #24 Japan 11,512 (281) #25 Chile 11,296 (160) #26 Ecuador 10,850 (537) #27 South Korea 10,694 (238) #28 Poland 10,169 (426) #29 Singapore 10,141 (12) #30 Pakistan 10,076 (212) #31 Romania 9,710 (519) #32 Mexico 9,501 (857) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,238 (52) #34 Denmark 7,912 (384) #35 Indonesia 7,418 (635)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +10,648 (+831) #2 Russia +5,236 (+57) #3 United Kingdom +4,451 (+763) #4 Spain +4,211 (+435) #5 Italy +3,370 (+437) #6 Turkey +3,083 (+117) #7 France +1,827 (+544) #8 Canada +1,383 (+132) #9 Iran +1,194 (+94) #10 Saudi Arabia +1,141 (+5) #11 Germany +1,075 (+99) #12 Singapore +1,016 (+1) #13 Belgium +933 (+264) #14 Mexico +729 (+145) #15 Netherlands +708 (+138) #16 Sweden +682 (+172) #17 Ireland +631 (+39) #18 Qatar +608 (+1) #19 Portugal +603 (+23) #20 Belarus +558 (+3) #21 Israel +556 (+5) #22 Brazil +513 (+28) #23 Pakistan +511 (+11) #24 United Arab Emirates +483 (+6) #25 Romania +468 (+21) #26 Ukraine +467 (+13) #27 Chile +464 (+13) #28 Ecuador +452 (+17) #29 India +391 (+7) #30 Bangladesh +390 (+10) #31 Poland +313 (+25) #32 Indonesia +283 (+19) #33 Dominican Republic +256 (+15) #34 Morocco +237 (+4) #35 Serbia +224 (+4)…

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>deaths flat lining worldwide for well over a week now
Kek its over, eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers.

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>LE SCIENCE RULES
WE DID IT R*D**T

CANT WAIT TO GET BACK TO WAGECÛCKIN IT DRIVE MY GOYBOX TO MR. SHECKELSTEINS WONDERFUL SLAVE FACTORY

Imagine the smell.

oh come on you guys never started a fire

Found one

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You don't win Plague Inc. by unlocking the deadly mutations very quickly.
You wait until it spreads. THEN you can start ramping up the deadly shit.

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did the BNO guy on twitter die?

>Anons in here have never started a fire in their lives
are there really people in this thread who have never made a fire before? that's like babby's first camping activity, I find that hard to believe unless you grew up poor and in the middle of a city and never left or went on vacation before

>7141 cases
>11 total deaths

I'm surprised the death toll is that low

rolling for ca nuked more

Boomers should come out of their 40 year long retirements and work themselves
You start

Monumentally schizophrenic

STDs don't count

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>deaths flatlining while everyone is locked up inside

Are you some type of smoothbrain that doesnt see the correlation between forced lockdown and a decrease in spread of virus?

They criticised chinks under his tweets.
You know what happened...

I hate these type of post. Not sure why, other that the childish tone. Hmmmm.

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and then you remember technology exist

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We can only hope Corona-chan's efforts succeed it making the world negroid all over.
>think of it
>no more quarreling over valuable resources and shitty divisive women
>only glorious melee combat over simple resources like quick ass, fat blunts, and delicious barbecue
>the blues everywhere
>big dicks for everyone
>no more feminism
>no more jews
>no more muslims
>new global race only fights over which school of thought one resides on based solely on the name of the weed one smokes
>no more unsweet tea

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he is just projecting

Fuck you stupid bitch :3
*smacks your head against the wall*
Oh woopsie sowy I didn't mean to x<
*hugs you thight* ;)
It won't happen again bby xs
*hugs tighter* :o
Just promise me you stop :D
*hugs tighter till ur back starts to crack*
Daddy gets mad when you post garbage
*you turn blue from all the snuggling*
Ok bby sleep well :}

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