If a women poop with her thong on will the poop split in two like an arrow hit by an arrow shot by Robin Hood?

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That’s true, different thong fabrics may also stretch and absorb differently

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The question is if the two parts will curl like when you curl gift wrap string with a scissor and if one (or both) will touch the buttcheeks again. I'd call it "reunion kiss".

normally the hard shit leads the poop stream. so it will come out and push the thong to the side, leaving a nice skid park of the thong. if shes have a large bowel movement, the soft serve will start coming out and probably push the thong out and building tension until it starts to split around the thong.

maybe someone will invent a thong with a wire like a cheese slicer that you can detach the fabric from and shit through.

what if it curls all the way around and kiss your penor. What would it be called then?

No mere mortal can provide you the answer you seek. We must consult the oracle.

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Hershey kisser

Can someone formulate a differential equation to solve that problem?

Yes. It's the female equivalent to pissing after cooming.

So she has to hold on/wedgie her thong and push hard on a hardened log.

Jannies, if you have to move this thread move it to

girls dont poop, you have been watching trannies

>t. Glow in dark shill newfag

Clearly not seen two females play with a cup to relaxing piano music

Mods please move this shit to Yas Forums or /bant/

Post more of these advanced musings

those were brazilian trannies

It depends if you are looking at it or not

so Yas Forums has come to this? and it's not even a leafposter. The end times are near.

nothing like a pair of shit stained cotton briefs panties

This is why I love this place sometimes

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Belgium redeemed itself today, didn't think anyone would get that

depends on the diet and how hydrated she plus the material of the thong itself. i'm guessing a nice diet of beans and rice and some fibrous veggies like brocolli and celery and carrots with a little meat for fat to help lube it out and if she wore a rayon or polyester thong there'd be more resistence so you could get a nice clean cut.

literally schrödingers poop

Ah yes. These are the deep questions. This is why i come here.

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kek, thx user (also low iq mudslime here btw, i wasnt supposed to get it...)
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No the turd will bend around the thong per The Brapper's Paradox. See video:

youtube.com/watch?v=O7zewtuUM_0

good question. I happen to question myself the same from time to time.
With no thongs but a bondage horse it sure may split in two due to the sluts weight. Now with a thong it may aswell work but in order to increase the chances for this to happen you need to do the slut a wedgie.
If the clothing is relaxed and if she hasnt a big urge to shit, it may not work and the shit could just push the thong, accumulate and and fall to one of the sides.
Source: our president is indian so we've learnt some hings from him

This is some next level shit right here

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kek

Norway seems to be a nice place really, full of nice people.

Fuck off with this stupid shit norwegian idiot monkey

it will be absorbed back into the anus due to suction from the lower intestines

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And so the circle of life is complete

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