I just started drinking milk for the first time in 20 years...

I just started drinking milk for the first time in 20 years. I feel so healthy right now I don't even care if it makes me shit my pants. I of course bought the low pasteurized, non-homo milk

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>I feel so healthy right now I don't even care if it makes me shit my pants
Honorary shart in mart is you

pure milk is cancer bro u need yoghurt and creamy processed stuff. The further from actual milk the better. Not larp, dyor

>lactose intolerant
Are you a nigger and/or an American?

>lactose intolerant
I never said I am, but I guess I'll find out in a short time. It gave me a little mucus in my mouth though. Is that a good or bad sign? I rinsed my mouth with low carb beer, so it's pretty good now

>Not drinking superior goat milk

Degenerate

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>I don't even care if it makes me shit my pants
kek

the thick milk spit is normal, probably good for your teeth or some shit

Thanks. I've always wondered about and it is one of the things that kept me from drinking it. It feels almost like cum

The only cheese that I eat is made from goat milk, it also happens to be from Norway.