I just started drinking milk for the first time in 20 years...

I just started drinking milk for the first time in 20 years. I feel so healthy right now I don't even care if it makes me shit my pants. I of course bought the low pasteurized, non-homo milk

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>I feel so healthy right now I don't even care if it makes me shit my pants
Honorary shart in mart is you

pure milk is cancer bro u need yoghurt and creamy processed stuff. The further from actual milk the better. Not larp, dyor

>lactose intolerant
Are you a nigger and/or an American?

>lactose intolerant
I never said I am, but I guess I'll find out in a short time. It gave me a little mucus in my mouth though. Is that a good or bad sign? I rinsed my mouth with low carb beer, so it's pretty good now

>Not drinking superior goat milk

Degenerate

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>I don't even care if it makes me shit my pants
kek

the thick milk spit is normal, probably good for your teeth or some shit

Thanks. I've always wondered about and it is one of the things that kept me from drinking it. It feels almost like cum

The only cheese that I eat is made from goat milk, it also happens to be from Norway.

Why? Also what is the cheese named?

>It feels almost like cum

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>Why?
I'm born in Norway and a lot of Norwegian products are far superior to Danish ones, myseost being one of them.
>Also what is the cheese named?
I want to say Gudbrandsdalen but I genuinely can't remember the name at the moment.

I was born in*

disgusting

t. Chink

>myseost
I had to search it up. Nobody calls it that, we just call it brown cheese. Didn't know it was made from goat milk. After reading it looks like it can be made from both, and gudbrandsdalen contains only 10% goat milk

Try raw milk.

If you live in a country were you shart in your mart drinking raw milk, then you live in a thrid world country.

>Shart in mart
Literally a meme, never happens

No go find a dairy and get it straight after morning milking. You can actually feel it.

of course a fucking frog has to suck on goat tiddy.
Eat some horse while you're at it. Degenerate fuck.

>You can actually feel it.
Interesting. Care to describe it further? The cows roam the forests and mountains without shepherds in norway so I guess I could just god and milk one myself, but I don't really know how to do it and if they get mad they are big enough to kill me

>Nobody calls it that, we just call it brown cheese
We do as well but it's named myseost as far as I know.
>After reading it looks like it can be made from both, and gudbrandsdalen contains only 10% goat milk
It's made of both and definitely contains far more than 10% which is why it has the sweet taste that comes from the goatmilk.

>We do as well but it's named myseost as far as I know.
Yeah, that's true. I think the full name is fløtemyseost

To be specific, fløtemyseost is a type of brown cheese

There is literally nothing wrong with eating horse meat.

This guy fucks. Can you post that ice skating thot? She's so hot

Imagine the life of a nordic cow
>wander through mountains and prairies, eating grass, generally doing whatever the fuck you please
>basking in the lovely weather
>when out of the forest a two legged biped comes over to you
>starts squeezing your titties
>squeezing your titties so hard liquid is coming out
>you're a little frightened but don't know what to do
>eventually the strange creature leaves and you're left wondering what the fuck just happened

>Literally a meme, never happens
"noooooooo we don't heckin' shart our pants noooooooooo!"

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how's your shit now? texture? color?

>Drinking bottled cow pus

Based

imagine being american, your blood is so dilluted with negro blood that you are lactose intolerant
better sip that basedmilk my dudes

If you dislike milk you are NOT white

leave it to the OP to judge if something feels like cum

Buy h-melk unless you are a cuck homo that likes buying watered out products for the same price

>feels almost like cum

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haha, that put my plans i perspective.

>how's your shit now? texture? color?
I haven't pooped yet, but I must honestly say I am farting a lot now and the smell is foul. Does that mean I have lactose intolerance or something? I drank two glasses of milk and half a glass of whipping cream

That was my plan, but they don't sell it as non-homogenized so I bought low fat milk (1,5% fat) and mixed it with whipping cream (kremfløte 39% fat)