/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3384

► Detected: 2,586,966 (+31,206) ► Died: 179,947 (+2,488) ► Day: 104 (-10:52:01)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.8x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,743 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► WHO ◄
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>NEWS
Yas Forums leaked passwords from WHO, CDC, Gates Foundation, Wuhan biolab
archive.is/5yC9q

Latest leaks: Wuhan biolab had been splicing HIV and coronaviruses
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Virus stays in air for 12 hours, longer than expected
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Over 28,000 deaths went unreported in 10 countries
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Antibody tests detect wrong antibodies, binders not neutralizers
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Antibody levels detected by tests don't guarantee immunity
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>ARCHIVE
40% of cases needing ventilators in Russia are under 40
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REHVA experts unambigously mention airborne transmission
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Blacks are 32% in Louisiana but 70% of the deaths
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Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
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US not counting at least 2700 nursing home deaths in official toll
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"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
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>LATEST
▶ 34 new cases and 3 new deaths in Norway
▶ 511 new cases and 11 new deaths in Pakistan
▶ 11 new cases in Sierra Leone
▶ 1529 new cases and 112 new deaths in the United States
▶ 591 new cases and 41 new deaths in Germany
▶ 164 new cases and 3 new deaths in Moldova
▶ 75 new cases in Kazakhstan
▶ 49 new cases and 4 new deaths in Bulgaria
▶ 2 new cases in Mozambique

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>Dead: 181,448
lol, still only 181,448.
How many days has it been stuck at 181,448? Four days? Five days?

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Your feet are fucked

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don't touch me you pozzed fuckwits

7. "I HATE INFECTED NIGGERS", he thought.

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lol

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My father's business was forced to close due to the businesses it depends on pretty much closing, coupled with the negative price of oil.

G-guys, can we stop the happening now?

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>sweden
>belgium
>mexico

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Honest question time. This one is aimed for the January /cvg/ lads, I'm a February poster so I was a bit later. Later joins can still answer. I asked this last night to the American timezone, I wanna see how the Europeans think since they've been plagued by this for a bit longer.

Given what you've seen over the course of the past few months, primarily relating to stories coming out of China being dismissed that are now starting to surface in the west, how serious do you think this is? Do you reckon we're looking at an actual societal collapse within the next few years? How long do you think quarantines will last before countries get impatient?
I'm curious to hear actual thoughts, if you think its a nothingburger at least explain why you think so.

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ALL MEN MAN YOUR MONEY PRINTING STATIONS

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>force-feed Xi JinPing's daughter, you say?

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>record deaths
>OPEN FOR BUSSINESS

LMAO

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HER NAME WAS HUANG YANLING.

Thanks Gary!

hey slovenian ''nurse''

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/doomergang/

Athletes foot? Lol

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>tfw this nigger manual bakes

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even that useless faggot from the CDC warned of a 2nd wave yesterday
watching america is the only thing keeping my interest atm

Time to go back to work I'm seething bro

This is something the commies would say

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based

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Thrombosis most likely
>Thrombosis is the formation of a blood clot, known as a thrombus, within a blood vessel. It prevents blood from flowing normally through the circulatory system.

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No, it's damage due to severe circulatory issues. This is the same shit seen in diabetics, and why that actor had to get his leg amputated.

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I just can't believe the US is killing themselves with this reopening thing.

This is a REAL crisis and instead of coming together they are showing the rot within. (Not that the rot within is only exclusive to the US)

he wants every state to be like his own

Isn't corona about to surpass US deaths in the Vietnam War?

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>Yas Forums leaked passwords from WHO, CDC, Gates Foundation, Wuhan biolab
Nothing was leaked you faggot. Some larper just spread around passwords from 2016. Literally no emails were posted, just a few larping gaylords posting screenshots of alleged emails (almost certainly faked). A real leaker woild have actually leaked emails, which never happened.
Jesus christ these threads are getting retarded.

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fuck off glownigger

>commies
Nice projection.

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Makes me think that they must have a hidden ace or something, my brain cannot wrap around the idea that they just don't give a shit about people coofing on eachother, or maybe they forgot how retarded the average citizen is

>No, it's damage due to severe circulatory issues. This is the same shit seen in diabetics, and why that actor had to get his leg amputated.
>You will live to see hudreds of thousands of children amputated

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More tears please.

soldiers exist to protect civilians
what are civilians sacrificing themselves for? not other civilians, in this case.

>Makes me think that they must have a hidden ace or something
haha no

Full image?

I saw that its seen the most in kids... its quite possible we are going to have a ton of kids just drop dead dying in a few months

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What's his endgame?

FPBP. This is just a nothingburger

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 820,273 (45,430) #2 Spain 208,389 (21,717) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 149,044 (5,127) #6 United Kingdom 133,495 (18,100) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 85,996 (5,391) #9 China 82,788 (4,632) #10 Russia 57,999 (513) #11 Brazil 43,592 (2,769) #12 Belgium 41,889 (6,262) #13 Canada 38,422 (1,834) #14 Netherlands 34,842 (4,054) #15 Switzerland 28,268 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,982 (785) #17 India 20,471 (652) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 16,004 (1,937) #21 Austria 14,925 (510) #22 Israel 14,326 (187) #23 Saudi Arabia 12,772 (114) #24 Japan 11,512 (281) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,694 (238) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Singapore 10,141 (11) #29 Pakistan 10,076 (212) #30 Poland 10,034 (404) #31 Romania 9,710 (508) #32 Mexico 9,501 (857) #33 United Arab Emirates 8,238 (52) #34 Denmark 7,912 (384) #35 Indonesia 7,418 (635)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +5,236 (+57) #2 United Kingdom +4,451 (+763) #3 Spain +4,211 (+435) #4 United States +1,529 (+112) #5 Iran +1,194 (+94) #6 Saudi Arabia +1,141 (+5) #7 Belgium +933 (+264) #8 Mexico +729 (+145) #9 Netherlands +708 (+138) #10 Sweden +682 (+172) #11 Qatar +608 (+1) #12 Portugal +603 (+23) #13 Germany +591 (+41) #14 Belarus +558 (+3) #15 Brazil +513 (+28) #16 Pakistan +511 (+11) #17 United Arab Emirates +483 (+6) #18 Romania +468 (+10) #19 Ukraine +467 (+13) #20 India +391 (+7) #21 Bangladesh +390 (+10) #22 Israel +384 (+3) #23 Indonesia +283 (+19) #24 Serbia +224 (+4) #25 Denmark +217 (+14) #26 Poland +178 (+3) #27 Morocco +168 (+4) #28 Kuwait +168 (+2) #29 Moldova +164 (+3) #30 Panama +163 (+5) #31 Finland +115 (+8) #32 Philippines +111 (+9) #33 Afghanistan +84 (+4) #34 Hungary +70 (+12) #35 Austria +52 (+19)…

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>Sacrifice the weak
Lmao that nigger on the left would die

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Are you telling me this is god damn airborne athlete's foot?
May God have mercy on our souls.

Based as fuck

It did

How is Brazil doing? BR bro? Did Corona already mutated with the BR super bats?

>J-j-just wait! (another) t-two weeks! you'll see!

They are banking on antibody tests being accurate.

Oh fuck no it's airborne diabetes

Reading an article right now about how water quality has improved significantly in the Ganges River since the lockdown in India started, seems street shitting really does impact the quality of life a lot

>still screenshot of a leaked email or someone being logged into a chink account

S-sauce?

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PSA that the people protesting arent wanting to go back to their jobs, they're demanding that you do

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After all these decades I just realized the goaste man is married

Its definitely due to blood clots forming all over the body, because the virus attacks and damages the cardiovascular system, and those blood clots can form literally anywhere if they form in the feet, like the brain or lungs..

ITS AIRBORNE HEART FAILURE

Aren't meat processor plants like all fucking infected now? What makes him think the rest of the economy will not ended up the same?

2 new cases in Montenegro
256 new cases and 15 new deaths in the Dominican Republic
6 new cases and 1 new death in Cyprus
7 new cases in Greece

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finally , a decent reason to push for augmentations within my lifespan

I was a nothingburger fag in January and February. Early March I focused and started paying attention, I read everything and spent all my free time reading the papers and lurking /cvg/.
From what I currently know, we are fucked and this is very serious. I doubt we will make a vaccine, and even if, it will take years and before that a lot people will die.
>How long do you think quarantines will last before countries get impatient?
People are rioting even now. Countries are lifting restrictions.

>let my people go-lf
l keked

>Airborne AIDS
>Airborne diabetes
>turns you into a nigger

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>Aren't meat processor plants like all fucking infected now?
Yes. And they're closing them down.
dailyhive.com/vancouver/coronavirus-outbreak-united-poultry-company-vancouver

They're paid protesters, obviously propped up by industrialists and people who want to collect bills and rents.

Lol
Jannies are just deleting the goatse now and not banning you
Why don't you go play in /nbg/pol
They're lots of fun

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"Sacrifice the weak" is not doomer really.
More like /eugenicsgang/ or /darwingang/.

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I guess government will supply us with non-infected bugs to eat soon, thankfully

How is the US military doing with COVID-19?

When the FUCK did we last have an illness with 5492049252 different symptoms and secondary failures that are different for every type of age group and gender and whatever?
No really what the fuck is this? How can the same shit cause a million different chronic problems and disabilities?

He prayed and only read reports (twitter posts) that he agrees with so everything is alright.

I think the CFR lies between 0.5 and 1.5%, which enough to bring chaos in this world. as we saw in many countries the problem is that too many people on the same time get sick and overload the healtcare

Urusei yatsura
Plenty of hentai in the many, many sites.

truly the bioweapon to wipe us out

Argie autist, you are so mentally retarded you apparently think some faggot spreading old passwords is a leak of emails. That faggot literally found an email/password list from 2016, searched it for certain domains and published the sub-list. No emails were downloaded and spread. If that faggot was legit and actually had access to those accounts and wanted to leak emails, he would have downloaded the emails and spread them, not old passwords.
I don't know how to explain this any clearer. This is how stupid you are. Mods should find a new idiot to take over your bot thread.

lmfao, its been a while since I checked a gary image, how long has it been doing this shit ahahaha

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Some bugs aren't terrible to eat. There's kinds that taste like everything from pistachios, to bacon, to shrimp. We probably won't get the good ones though.

>work in hospital as food service
>all 5 of my wings, over one week, turned into covid wings
>over 50 confirmed
>all my patients still
>25% of them were there before the renovation

h e l p

And that's only public information

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it was just the people manning the plant infected , not the meat itself, plus cooking kills the virus , ill rather ride a nuke to winnie the chink face while howling like a texas b-52 captain , than eat bug protein and drink onions lattes

From what we see in spain and italy the lockdowns even extreme ones dont matter. Just prolonging the inevitable. I hope we just get it over with

From seeing this pic they're just equally worst as the left

periscope.tv/w/1mrGmQvAvywGy

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>two weeks ago
>US
>400,000 cases
>15,000 deaths
Today
820,000 cases
45,000 deaths

>give me liberty or give me death
okay, this is epic

Dude America has an issue of everything being politicized. It is ridiculous but that is how their politics works like even this pandemic is a partisan issue.

Sure thing buddy.

Gary is here!

Jesus fucking christ why are their hands so big!?

Media's fault. If you feed people what they want to hear, they'll keep believing it long after you've changed your story.

Nah, our health care, public awareness, and simple medical knowledge among the average american are abysmal. We weren't prepared for this at all so it's all going tits up. This pandemic exploits all our greatest weaknesses.

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The rich are fine and will always be fine. They get the added benefits of the government giving them more money. People are going to be desperate and more easily corralled. They can hide in their bunkers and rather than this being drawn out after a few months regardless of how many people die they can see the aftermath and gauge on what they need to do.

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Govts want to kill off their feeble boomers. All they do is drain tax dollars and pension funds. Merkel probably masturbates daily to the number of unreported dead old white people

>be china
>steal multiple samples of coronavirus from all over the world
>put them in a shitty lab in the middle of a large population center
>splice them all together
>put it in an HIV envelope
>accidentally infect multiple staff members
>it escapes
>oops

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if you know what type proteins it has to lock onto cells you can see what types of tissues/ organs it can fuck up. ACE2 is present in all the piping from mouth to ass , and their derivative specialty organs ( testies ) , and it has like 4 diferent protein types to penetrate , so you can imagine or read how many ways it can fuck you up

Based

Just got my wallet stimulated by the orange man. What buy?

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Hmm interesting. Do you think the world is going to see this come back in a seasonal sense or do you think people can be prone to reinfection before then? You think a second wave will come from this sooner rather than later?
So if this was seasonal, how does that scenario play out in your mind? 0.5-1.5% CFR is quite low, but surely if it keeps passing through the world population we'd be dealing with this scale of quarantine for years right?
Not gonna lie chief I read the news every day and it is quite something, I've found it particularly clownish that everything being reported in the west was said here months ago.

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>United States +1,529 (+112)
Why so much less than yesterday or do they update a few times a day?
>arent wanting to go back to their jobs, they're demanding that you do
This. Those are the worst types of shits. At least there is a somewhat high chance they will all get infected and they probably don't go into the same supermarkets you visit so you should be safe, just wait for them to get corona'ed.

>145 dead doctors in Italy

just the flu bro

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>ITS AIRBORNE HEART FAILURE
Correct.

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Aren't you basically killing a country when you shut it down?

It was too widespread by then and all the lockdown could do was stop the country from collapsing, thr numbers now are the BEST scenario.

Now imagine the US in a few weeks. Horrifying.

isn't there plenty of service in the anime already?

not that user but here's the sauce

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>America single handedly keep our threads afloat with their crazy numbers
much obliged

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Its just the seasonal 0.1% of NY dead flu bro

Did the Cataloniafag got banned? One of his post I replied to got deleted

this picture is so true
i used to be in despair. now all i can do is laugh.

LARPing is the norm on Yas Forums ever since Qtards took root

Now I'm back to thinking this entire thing was an accident.

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A couple of nip shots

Hi, Sweden here, the doomed place which isn't forcing people to stay at home.

Almost 2000 people have died, it's an absolute catastrophe, the world is fucking ending. Can you imagine losing 2000 crippled, elderly citizens and not having to pay their pensions any longer? It's absolutely unbearable, so much so that I'm gonna have to go outside and enjoy some nice spring sun and have a cool drink at my local bar. Can you even imagine the horror of being a Swede right now?

A gun.
If you can't, then maybe a big knife and some more food. I hear buying a few extra pound of meat this time of year is cool.

Keep up with the media narratives. That collage is outdated. The current narrative is that Trump didn't do enough, and that opening up the economy is insane. Which is basically the consensus itt.

>watch as I completely side step the fact that meat wont be coming to tell you you cant get infected by eating the meat
based and the exact same shit you cope-shills have been saying all week pilled