IN A SHOCKING TWIST AND TURN ALL STATES ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT WEARING A MASK IS NOW MANDATORY

IN A SHOCKING TWIST AND TURN ALL STATES ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT WEARING A MASK IS NOW MANDATORY

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So do you have to buy them yourselves? Imagine how many masks we could have bought with all the money we shipped to Greece, Spain and Italy. We would have been using them as toilet paper.

>So do you have to buy them yourselves?
well ofc lmao. what do you think? i just checked amazon and most are ready to be delivered in fucking june so basically never. i dont even know where to buy one.

just wear your shit streaked undies over your face, it's just as effective

Islam wins - everyone in burkas NOW

>what do you think?
I thought because you are Germans, who have everything taken care of to the most minute detail, and have contingency plans for every feasible scenario, you would have warehouses full of masks, hand sanitizer, and disposable gloves, ready to be shipped out in abundance to your entire population on the day of the first infection in your country. Then again I thought the same thing for my country, and we are stuck ordering them from fucking China, where the virus came from, and we go 600k of them that don't work.

Buy an antigas mask.
It will cost less then masquerines.

wait, germany has states?

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Fucking clown show

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So we finally unlocked the passive skill “masks” that grant protection? Nice.

In all public transports ? Public places ?

Pizzafag is correct, a gas mask actually offers protection, not just against Chinese sniffles, and is probably less expensive due to cold war army surplus stuff. Plus it looks much more post-apocalyptic, and since our governments want to ruin our economies apparently, you might as well start dressing like a raider in preparation for the rapening.

This

Bundesländer. They are basically like states, Bayern is their Texas and the Eastern states are your South. Not sure about who‘s supposed to be Florida, but I‘m sure you can buy meth somewhere in Berlin and Hamburg.

REPOST EVERY TWEET FROM EVERY FAGGOT SOURCE SAYING "DONT WEAR MASKS THEY ARE USELESS" NOW. REMIND THE SHEEP AND THE SLEEPING THAT THEY FUCKING LIED TO THEM

Yeah, they're call "landre" or someshit. Federalism isn't just a thing in United States, you retard.

That's like saying "Oh, Italy has cities?" Yeah, we have different levels of governments in almost every country.

In Japan, they're called "Prefectures", in Canada we call them "Provinces" and in Switzerland they're called "Cantons."

Are Americans really this retarded?

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The real question is why does a country the size of a state need states?
Do they just call their counties states to make themselves feel like a real nation?

Masks protect others, not yourself personally.

>well ofc lmao. what do you think?
Well here every citizen got 5 masks for free in the mail this week

go fuck yourself Luxembourg you smug fag niggers. you are only allowed to exist cause we let you lmao.

I just packed up 1500 masks in packets of 5 to distribute to the employees.

So you have no organizational level below a state in the US? No counties, no municipalities, no cities, no districts? Also why do you fags with your tiny country need states then, when the Russians can fit like 10 oblasts into the largest land mass on Earth?

Those shitty paper thin masks are supposed to be changed after half an hour, only chinks who think eating bats is normal wear one for a whole day. If you don‘t have government issued gas masks, you basically aren‘t a nation in my book.

>SHOCKING
wow such turn of events

5? one per workday? are you a retard maybe?

so what? we have that since 16th april. No mask = 500 PLN ticket (120 euro)

Yeah but all of your laws and customs are the same sooooo

Just use something like pic related

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Oh yeah my office does that too for people who aren't doing the working from home thing.
I don't care either way I still have tons of my own since February, but it's sad that Germany enacts such legislation without providing at all for their citizens. I mean it's a fucking 20 cent article. Their neighbour Austria even gives them out for free at any supermarket.

I never said you're supposed to wear them over long periods of time, they're for short trips to the supermarket or in public transport.
Hope you properly disinfect your gas mask every time you put it off again because it's useless otherwise. I don't have time for that shit I just throw the surgical mask away after use.

You mountain Jews sure are an angry disagreeable bunch of people. Maybe try to calm down for a minute.

Nah mate, especially the German speaking part of the world is basically like it was back in the medieval era, with almost every village having different customs to the next. You cab literally hide your money in another canton to not pay taxes in the one you live here, laws are different everywhere.

Won't be wearing those cuckrags

Fucking this, so chinks are pushing islam now?

fucking dumbass americans holy fucking shit. its euro time on this board rn. you can resume your zero ed and bbc bait posting when we are asleep.

Sad, such many cases

>short trips to the store
Imagine being locked in your house by the government unless you put a paper napkin over your pie hole.
>disinfect the mask
It‘s almost like you learn that shit in basic training, you know the thing that males go to so they don‘t grow up to rely on sex tourism for money? And yes we are a hateful bunch, why do you think our main export was „stabbing people to death“ for a large chunk of history?

This is incredibly anti-Semitic

>wearing a gas mask in public
way to kill your social standing

Checked, we should meme it

So Germans are going back to normal then?

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Is that a mcdonalds logo on the cop's fecking arm?

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I'm not taking the decisions, I execute.
if it went my way we wouldn't be having this trouble.

You are on Yas Forums, fuck off normie.

Even for children or just for grown healthy men and women?

>I have 300 employees
Lowkey flex

"Federal Republic of Germany"
goddamn yanks

We sleep in shifts to make sure you never get quality discusion

It‘s Germany, they don‘t have kids over there, only the Turkish immigrants do. I highly doubt the police would be Nazi enough to actually fine one of the New Germans for not equipping little Üzgür with a mask.

Race hate angela, wants to eliminate their german pensioners, and pull money out of the pockets of their citizens.

They get fined 60€ for wearing a mask in the car(it's retarded but fining people is a bit exaggerated.

As a good user i bought a huge stash of p95 masks for a very cheap price in January, where all you flu fags denied the happening.
I do not give a fuck.

>american education.
It never stops surprising.

I thought the Canadians were in charge of shitting up every thread?