The mask is a godsend. It auto identifies the most NPC people around you.
Redpill them. Ridicule them. Make fun of them. Troll them.
What a time ti be alive. Braindead morons are basically wearing signs saying "brain dead moron" all over.
I told a maskie it was a hoax and to "simmer down" yesterday and it was GLORIOUS.
Go forth anons!
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>The mask is a godsend.
Yes.
That guy is an NPC too.
How else in the army?
>army
Imagine being this new
business will refuse service without it
These are the people who will be the first to take the chip.
Not mine.
Imagine being even newer and not understanding trollbumps.
You so much as open your mouth in my general direction, and I'll curb stomp your maskless face.
Riiiight.
You obey daddy gubment to a T but then you'll deck me?
Please, that's against the law little boy.
>t. basement dweller
that's a video game larper
>glowwies want to kill off the contrarian muttmericans
not sure if based
shills are in full attack mode and trying to encourage people to get sick is part of that. what a shock. wear your masks and dont listen to blatant pol shills
Plot twist: the mask is the mark of the beast.
The maskies over at /cvg/ are talking about you OP. Go show 'em what's up!
How did I see maskies then?
Seriously, troll them. You will never feel more alive.
his daddy made him while your mommy made you chop off your dick.
kill yourself faggot i’m required to wear one or denied service at shops
You scared of a cold?
Wear a gas mask.
Open carry.
Lift from big box stores.
Only being a cheeki breeki will save you.
Even IDing themselves on Yas Forums
I told you. It's NEVER been easier to spot NPCs.
This has mega potential for real life trolls.
I purposely stand in front of the line, then if they eye me, I say "simmer down, it's a hoax anyway."
Their eyes user.
Why you change ID
You ran out of tendies?
ive came to the same conclusion. out of all my family members 1 person is wearing a mask and i give him shit constantly
It happens when they shill, sometimes.
and thats good. it identifies which businesses are working for the enemy. remember it
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Unlike you ive got a child to worry about so I'll wear my mask.
i like the masks. most people are ugly and this hides the majority of their face. i have a mask but only to go places where you have to have one.
Nobody knew who they were until they put on the mask.
I fucking told you this was gold!
I didn't realize it was greentext and pasta worthy, but I'll take it.
I'm not circumsised. Are only cutdicks wearing masks too? That would be a bonus.
>Needing to go to shops.
NPC detected.
This is so tiresome. 2 months ago this board glorified prepping and was right but now that masks will be used by the masses you're a "sheep" if you wear them.
NPCs wear surgical type masks
#mymaskprotectsyou
#yourmaskprotectsme
Thinking men wear gas masks or respirators, to protect themselves and to hell with others.
afraid of microscopic germs but will definitely fight someone 6ft. riiiiiiight
Wouldn't it be more NPC to place no value on information that inconveniences them?
It's almost as if Yas Forums isn't one person
Big gaps at the sides so their breath can waft out.
hunt for your food then faggot
he is stalker, blyat
Nah. My first post was on my phone shitting.
It is usually connected to Wifi, but I guess it wasn't.
I didn't realize til now. Thank you.
I am OP everyone. At my desk now after successful evacuation of my bowels.
This. My gask mask comes in next week, thankfully you can still get the P100 filters that last 6+ months of regular use. I figure 3/4 should be good enough to last 2 years of usage when it hits again in winter.
Keep living in fear, dummy. How are you so terrified of this bullshit virus, but still NEED to go out shopping at the store, and getting Tim Hortons at the drive through.
>The other day I went to Home Depot to pick up some supplies for a project
>Curbside pickup only
>The faggot in the car next to me is wearing a mask
>Look to see what they are putting in his trunk
>It's a fucking BBQ
I haven't been refused yet and I'm not wearing that shit on my face.
Any proof of this being a danger to children?
No? Okay NPC.
First non NPC defense of the masks.
even the people pushing the hoax say itdoesnt hurt kids
Yes.
I can punch little faggots like you, not so much corona chan
Maybe it was meant to say “mask of the beast” but was a typo in the KJV
Do yourself a favour Scott, if you disagree, fine, if you have an alternate opinion fine, but you just want a pissing contest let’s see your credentials because I’m reasonably certain that I am your intellectual superior in just about any topic you care to chose...not because I’m a genius but rather because you are so very far away from being one...the ironic is that it was you who raised the subject of the Dunning Kruger hypothesis...so far you have demonstrated only that you fit the profile perfectly. Now, are we going to
play nicely.
this is called projecting
I'm talking about the general discourse on the catalog.
If he coughed on you you'd run away crying like a little bitch.
paper and cloth mask are shit
If they want to refuse me i don't want their bussiness anyway
This is a great point. However some people wearing the mask will be just nice people who have been caught up in the mess. Im hoping people will try ro start arguing with me for not wearing a mask. Those are definitely NPCs.
Genius has entered the thread anons.
This is quite likely as wearing a mask basically guarantees you are going along with the rest of it.
My grocery store won't allow you inside unless your face is covered. So I grabbed my TRUMP 2020 Bandana and went in. Fucking cashier asked where I got it so she could get one. I love red headed sluts.
You better flee this country while you can kike, you get strung up first.
This man gets it. You have to get your mask, get your CC license, get your water filter and get your rice and beans
I walk into every store without one. If they hassle me I say oh sorry, pull shirt over my nose, and say is this ok? They say that's fine, I walk two steps into the store and pull shirt back down
not at all, i'm very attractive and the shape of the mask actually works really well. i was wearing it a few days ago and got checked out by three or four women.
this is exactly my point. "REEE GET SICK YOURE JUST PARANOID"
Shills you lose.
spray some fucking lysol faggot
Pasta? Needs work.
Or you need to add in minor edits to play into the discussion at hand.
This. If I'm refused. I'll tell them they are morons falling for a hoax and just lost my business forever.
hardly anyone really cares.
When I was walking to work yesterday I spotted some lad in his late teens leaving his house with one of them NPC masks on. I could see his boomer parents where cowering with fear at his front door telling him to tuck his tshirt into his jeans to stop corona getting in lol. His house was plastered with rainbows and save the NHS posters. Gave me a good chuckle, fucking NPC's man.
What a timeline to be alive for. Trump supporters are literally braindead and killing themselves by not wearing masks and getting corona because Trump commanded them to go back outside.
LOL, Biden might actually win now if enough retards like OP exist.
so you are saying you have lady boy hair got it
My favorite is when I see some enormous person wearing a mask as they waddle down the straight. haha, not gonna save you, fatty.
>start arguing with me for not wearing a mask.
There are probably some non NPC maskies. But yes, if they are mad at you not wearing one. Total NPC.
If you need to survive it's fine. I see NPCs in their car. Saw a guy MOWING with it on yesterday.
like others have said, many businesses are refusing service without masks. If you want to know if someone is an NPC look for people wearing masks while driving in thier own cars.
NPC level 2.0 type stupid
Thanks man, I do have an IQ above 150
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS A HOAX ITS FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
take your pills unironically
>If you encourage self preservation and hygiene you're subversive kike.
I don't know if you're genuinely retarded or just shilling the latest Ram Z Paul edition of NPC firmware.
whats so bad about a little precaution lmao
>imagine living in a state where you can freely go outside without a mask
>t. boomer
Even on a P100 there's a cloth part.
Im so glad you're all apologizing to the government for it being right that masks do nothing
You are apologizing right?
Well until you do, I see no reason for Pelosi to continue Trumps communism
>killing themselves
the only people this kills were already very unhealthy. the average Trump supporter will be a higher quality person if their weakest are culled.
I've been waiting for masks to become normalized for over a decade, I'm tired of getting sick with the flu. I catch it like 2 or 3 times a year.
I wish I could live in a dreamland.
Did you figure out how to un-redpill or something?
Cypher? You got back into the matrix?
Also, I didn't vote Trump and imo this is a MAGA national security hoax.
It benefits Trump's entire agenda.
I like the masks it makes me feel like I can yell aggressive things at kikes with no repercussions lmao
Prepping was part of the shill game & disinformation coming outta China. That's obvious now. I started eating into every one of my rations a week ago.
mowing with a mask makes sense actually. prevents dust kicked up andnpollen
I mean to say it works really well with my face. It has nothing to do with hair.
How can americans be so retarded? You had such a big head start, all the money in the world, countless resources, but your stupidity and greed still killed more people than anywhere in the world, your own people.
These are the same kind of people who argue against owning guns
You'll never need one, laugh at gun owners, police will always save you, and the most sheltered leftist belief "lol crime doesn't even exist in our 1.5M dollar house neighborhood"
someone who uses the word NPC as much as you do is an NPC, and also a fag as you always are my original poster.
my mask has 2 removable charcoal filters anything less is uselss other then droplets not spraying out
If someone argues with you for not wearing a mask it means you look like a pussy. Nobody says shit to me.
Its a fucking blessing from the planet to cut off the dead wood leeching off society.
True. My gf got hit on by incels
>Prepping was part of the shill game & disinformation coming outta China.
It's almost as if Yas Forums are a useless bunch of retarded contrarians who have the nerve to call people npc when their opinions are literally influenced by those same people, just the opposite. When the liberals were calling fear of the Shanghai sniffles racist this was a plague on here, now that the liberals think it's a pandemic everyone on here claims it's a hoax and a nothingburger. This board is full of the biggest fucking retards and you'll know the majority consensus just by whatever the media is doing.
Me too.
I'll remember you user.
>take your pills unironically
t. you tried so hard
Nothing. Just look out your window next time driving. See the guy wearing his mask alone in his car and tell me he's not an NPC.
We can't enter stores here in Austin Texas without one
that's all of them. the only places you need them are INSIDE. it's fine for grocery stores to require it, I don't really care.
>HURR DURR YOU ARE NPC
No, I have fucking asthma and don't want your lung aids on top of it.
try not having AIDS, faggot.
That austrian tard is a plebbitor 100%
What faggot links to other threads to "Gossip" about others.
For how many hours of use do the filters work?
Yes. Suggestions?
you see the thing is we have old people here. and our old peopple curb stomped and killed all your would be old people so you have less old people. really simple if you can think abstract
irony the post
and you probably wont even acknowledge it
>make fun of people in masks
are you retarded? I want this to keep going as long as possible. Masks defeat facial recognition programs, we are more free in the mask.
Yas Forums is tens of thousands of people with wildly varying opinions which themselves shift daily. only absolute mongs respond to shitty "but pol thinks... " bait.
If they ask you to wear a mask tell them to sell you 1, or a box full, not got 'em tell them to get 'em.
how does encouraging people to be safe make me a kike? oh it's because the jew cries out as he strikes you. youre textbook shlomo
You can hide your disgust of shitskins by wearing a mask.
>Going outside to shop
You can tell who's a poor fag.
Outside = poor fag
i dont understand you faggots. how is an un vaccinated person without a mask going to hurt you who has been vaccinated and is wearing a mask? like were is thr cognatice dissonance at here
Every state right?
lmao Yes, it's boomers NOT wearing masks.
Huh?
>implying a real threat
Destroying all small business is a much larger threat and bigger benefit to Jews.
You make no sense.
You have a horrible diet and lifestyle if this is true.
Yes, but it was a coronahoax mask. Fat black guy. He just wears it all day I am sure.
Lame. I live in “hot spot” New Orleans and I’ve never had a store say a word to me. Now that the hype has passed it’s mostly down to weird chinks and dumb niggers wearing masks. But these are the retards you see wearing masks alone in their own cars, so what can you expect?
you are never safe. safety is a lie.
I am sure most of /cvg/ is composed of redditors. Same goes to /ptg/
depends on what your doing id suppose just sitti g around youd get a month or so. the stuff i spray clogs them up in a week
>Yes, it's boomers NOT wearing masks.
based, can't wait for them to die
>checked out by three or four women.
They were making fun of you user.
I hate to be the guy that dashes your spirits.
i noticed that the mask was really fun because I could hide my huge smile, which normally makes people uncomfortable in these situations. oh Sorry for enjoying the least crowded this city has ever been.
On the other hand wearing a mask can help conceal your identity if you decide to physically assualt someone for being an NPC
agree
literally who?
>flag
1 million Corona cases in burgernation when?
i'm not a 19 year old virgin so a comment from a stupid woman like yourself means nothing to me. at least you tried.
The only good thing about this pandemic hoax, is most Leftists and antifa are huddling in their basements. Remember these are the 'people' who believe Jew media.
Hero confronts Coronavirus Hoaxers
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>interview with nurse laid off for the hoax “I was laid off because we have no patients” “friends in the ICU unit are getting cancelled shifts, main hospitals in the Cleveland area"
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>>covid tent is dance tent
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>>nurses tiktok dance, no social distancing
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We want to go outside obviously because the virus is fake. Leftists screaming and REEEEEEEing proves it's fake too.
(If it was a real "deadly virus") then all these Leftists who hate us would cheer and encourage us conservatives to go outside every day. They would be overjoyed to watch us go out and kill ourselves.
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Leftists, politicians, police and Chris Cuomo go outside and go to work every day, which proves that this is a nothing hoax virus. The MEDIA are outside every day sobbing about how people outside are going to die WTF WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE THEN MEDIA??? (Obviously because the virus is fake, a nothing, and the media know it)
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>>TWO HOUR video in front Elmhurst AFTER WARZONE declared literally NOTHING!!!
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>>>go inside
>>empty inside
>>inside elmhurst
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If you mention any of this in public or on TV (((they))) will probably kill you.
not even against guns thinkin a piece of cloth snowballs into anti gun ownership
better safe than sorry, thats why u have guns and masks
I'm on here all day, I know when general consensus starts to change and when it does. Are there some people who aren't retards and think for themselves here? Sure, but the people like OP are not them.
>
you are here all day but are still too stupid to notice this places is perma-flooded by bots and shills?
>P-put your child at unnecessary risk goy errr, guy!
Ok rabbi
I'd rather call you a nigger