>be richfag, driving my spanking new porcshe after liquidating my entire workforce because i wanted a holiday >go 1km over the speed limit and am pulled over by 4 cops >They give me the usual "you know how fast you were speeding mate? every K over is a Killer, didnt you know mate? im gonna have to write you up for it" >suddenly out of nowhere a truck rams straight into the cops, spraying pig blood all over my porsche >one female cop who was busy chucking a squat on the side of the road get's barely missed, but now she too is covered head to toe in Officer Damian's remains >send it the fuck out of there.
why does it feel like the biggest cop bashers are the ones who always need to interact with them, because they keep getting into trouble because they have some sort of mental illness or are on the shards
ive only ever talked to a cop twice in my life and they were sick both times
You cunts ever wonder why the number of Jews increased by 400,000 after ww2 compared to 1939? Pretty impressive birth rate in only a year, 6.4 million births?
What the government isnt telling you is that they weren't actually police, but porn actors doing a scene for FakeTaxi.
Landon Turner
its the one job that should've been automated already. if i can automate receptionists jobs then why cant truckie companies automate their jobs?
Liam Turner
I had some cop pull me over at like 3am , had been smashing cones all night then found out the van I was driving wasn't actually licenced because the old owner never sent the forms through and it had run out, he said technically I had to park it up and walk home from here but he would drive off around the corner and if I decide to drive home thats my choice to make, he seen my motorbike stuff in the back and we had a chat about bikes and all in all wasn't a bad bloke.
Landon Davis
Kek. Even the NZ Mosque Chairman blamed you faggot jews
