Brit/pol/ Look to the Norf edition

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>Officer who said he would 'make something up' to arrest man in Accrington suspended
lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/18392570.officer-said-make-something-up-arrest-man-accrington-suspended/

>Fly-tipping has not risen since Northumberland tips were closed
northumberlandgazette.co.uk/news/politics/fly-tipping-has-not-risen-northumberland-tips-were-closed-residents-praised-council-chiefs-and-urged-store-waste-2546014

>Intoxicated intruder who invaded couple’s home is jailed
cumbriacrack.com/2020/04/21/intoxicated-intruder-who-invaded-couples-home-is-jailed-for-almost-four-years/

>Scarborough Council's beach dog ban decision could be overturned
yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/politics/scarborough-councils-beach-dog-ban-decision-could-be-overturned-2543269

_______Entertainment___

>Look Norf: Them Days Are Gone
youtube.com/watch?v=5_T6k8KiK8M

>Jonathan Bowden - Situations are never hopeless: Two Kipper
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First for are Mozza
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>World GDP will fall 3.8pc this year, said the International Monetary Fund last week, more than during the Great Depression of the Thirties. And in 2009, the global economy shrunk just 0.1pc.

>more than during the Great Depression of the Thirties
>more than during the Great Depression of the Thirties
>more than during the Great Depression of the Thirties
>more than during the Great Depression of the Thirties
>more than during the Great Depression of the Thirties

>Trials of a SECOND coronavirus vaccine set to begin in June as Imperial College London scientists move towards human testing after Oxford experiments begin tomorrow
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8241929/Oxford-University-coronavirus-vaccine-trials-start-week.html
why are they even trying? there's no chance of a successful vaccine for this virus. we never got one for SARS, MERS or HIV.

MUH GDP

>Globalisation is by no means over. But the process of economic integration will certainly now slow and become more circumspect. I don’t expect China will be building the UK’s 5G network, for instance.

>With developed economies set to shrink 6.1pc on average this year, and the emerging markets led by China and India contracting just 1.1pc – on IMF numbers – the Western world is taking a much bigger economic hit, and will recover more slowly.

>As such, the long-term impact of coronavirus will be to accelerate the most important economic trend of them all – the inexorably shift of global economic gravity from West to East.

the west is finished

This is a good one too

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Heard that before but its not over yet lad

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bazza in 2030 will be working in a semiconductor fabrication plant in northampton

>we're still going to build a fucking £100bn railway so that Londoners can get to the black country 20 minutes faster

Anyone here operate forklifts that can attest to the accuracy of this t shirt?

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>The European Union may need a €1.6 trillion rescue package to rebuild its shattered economy after the coronavirus crisis meltdown, top Brussels official Thierry Breton has warned.

>This huge bailout would be equal to 10pc of European GDP and is three times bigger than previous estimates. It suggests fears of a lengthy recession are growing, following initial hopes the bloc could bounce back quickly.

>Member states disagree over how big a rescue fund should be and how to finance it, but European internal market commissioner Mr Breton said he was working on plans around that sum with economics commissioner Paolo Gentiloni.

>member states disagree
>member states disagree
>member states disagree
>member states disagree
>member states disagree

Some cunt tries to be "funny" with me right now he's getting punched in the face. Fists don't care about his feelings.

>less reason for immies to move to the west
I don't see the problem with this.

Oh no that sucks.

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It's also useful for the environmentally conscious Londoner to visit their children up North where they have bought a house. They can then secretly wish that London was white, too, as they point and laugh at the proles for not having grime nights and Somalian community centres.

This t shirt was made for me

We should have just quarantined London immediately after the first few cases. They did it in the 1600's and it worked marvellously

Can Germany afford to pay a a €1.6 trillion bailout?

Break up soon

>In time, then, the pandemic may bring about that long-thought desirable rebalancing in the British economy away from consumption to savings and investment, and, as more production is re-onshored, away from services to industrial output and traded goods.

>But a word of warning. Seemingly earth shattering events often turn out not to be quite as transformative as it seemed they might be at the time. Warts and all, the old dynamic rapidly re-establishes itself. There were similar predictions of economic and political metamorphosis during the financial crisis a decade ago, but in the end not much changed. It was quickly back to business as usual.

>But this one is bigger, and it builds on foundations already laid by the financial crisis – that feeling of things not being quite right about our economy and politics, and of something lost in our sense of community and basic decency. Human nature is not going to change, but a return to pre-existing “normality” seems the least likely outcome this time around.

>the west is finished

No, no it's not at all.

Two biggest domestic markets in the world: Europe and the United States. Both lead the world in income, disposable income and consumerism

Who is China going to sell all their shit to if the west goes down the tubes? Who are all these developing economics going to sell their raw materials to if large exporting nations like China can't export to anyone?

The Chinese government hands out loans to their own citizens like it's nothing, it is the most indebted nation on the planet. This whole house of cards of loans that props of the Chinese export market cannot survive a massive impact

Once the west takes a hit, this will ripple through the complex global supply chains that literally every developing nations relies on. The old adage of 'when America sneezes the world catches a cold' is completely true

No other nations on earth has a large rich middle class

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I used to drive a forklift and was a bit mental but not crazy enough for a shirt like that

No, they just get pissy because those micro machines literally fuck your asshole after even an 8 hour shift

Rich cunts don't care about you.
They think it's funny when poor people lose their jobs. They sit in their back yards enjoying the sunshine while you are locked inside. This is like a jolly holiday for them.

Kill the rich.

looks like cope to try and make the plebs at home think theres an end to this

You should be more grateful for the NHS frontline workers. They left their homelands to serve you ungreatful pricks

>b-but MUH HAPPENING!!!!!

what happened with those goats that took over landudnow?

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Any other key workers here? What you doing with all your excess money when all this is done lads? On £2.5k after tax. Got £11k in the ol' ISA (£2k up since the start of COVID19) and about £3k in my current account for bits and pieces. Mortgage payments are only £300 a month and haven't got car finance. What you lads planning? Give me some ideas.

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No they didn't, they left your shitholes because there wasn't as much money to be had from helping their own people.

They get a salary, right?

Then they do not serve me

>desirable rebalancing
This is what rich cunts call it when you lose your job. You poverty is desirable to them.

Buying a house for pennies after all the boomers are dead

Me and my stash, ima get high as shit

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A good response thank you

lol china are trying to restructure their economy away from the export model and this is their chance
output will be mostly for domestic consumption

were fucked, now we got to start our own production industry from scratch in the middle of a near unstoppable pandemic
china pulled the rug out
you don't know shit do you?

Raped and eaten.

Tripfags and namefags need to be gassed.

dumb motherfuckers

Hope you rich cunts all die.

curried by the many coffin dodgers that live there. Landudnow is gods waiting room.

Some cunt nicked my motorbike and took it for a joy ride while drunk and the local paper wrote a piece about how he was a trained forklift operator and just frustrated because he couldn't find a job, he got off with a suspended sentence. I'm still a bit bitter about it, considering I was a poorfag looking for work as well.

Don't like it they know where the door is

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china will go on a war footing and invade taiwan while american ships are infected and the economy is mangled

shit is looking bad unless we sort our shit out and get real

you're both just awful

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And foreign flags and meme flags.
And rich cunts come to laugh at the poor being locked up so they can get another few years of retirement.

I'm waiting for these to finish

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they will not bring manufacturing back here. they have plenty of other third world slave countries to choose from.

We're destroying the country so millionaire boomers don't have to wait for a hospital bed.

Strain?

What makes it a bit mental?
That sucks, what bike was it?

pandemic mate

retarded nigger starts shooting a gun into the air like a mexican from a balcony in Clapham
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Never forget

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The people working and paying taxes are virtually immune to this disease.

this kills people of any age group its just more deadly for old and sick

I was a bit mental. The drugs mostly. Driving a forklift is surprisingly tedious.

>china will go on a war footing and invade taiwan while american ships are infected and the economy is mangled

good

lol wtf no theyre not retard

People shilling for virtual parliament on twatter it is soulless let's be honest I know it costs more but it has atomoshere unlike virtual

Ah gotcha

God Keir is boring ain't he, never realised

Boomer leeches with million pound houses need you to stay at home so they can get timely NHS treatment for free.

have fun with your monopoly money

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look on google, there are many rumours china was planning a 2020 invasion of taiwan since 2010, i think theyre gonna try

You have AIDS mate. I don't care if you're scared of it.

they won't bring the factories here.
it's not on you to worry about their economy.

Holy fucking shit what a nigger. Unironically has tupac playing and sings along with it and starts shooting outside
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I drive forklifts. It's not bad at all, quite fun really.

>90% of deaths are people with pre-existing health conditions
>90% of deaths are people over 70

Who gives a fuck?

Yeah nah

You dont watch Question Time then. Say what you will about Boris but Keir doesnt stand a chance.

i haven't got aids dickhead and i ain't scared

you were wrong so i called you on it

studies have already proven that there's no immunity whatsoever.

>4,000-bed Nightingale hospital remains empty
>turns away 30 'life or death' coronavirus patients from other packed London wards because it lacks nurses
>has only treated 40 people
>CLAPCLAPCLAP
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Planning the loft conversion

They are you cunt. It's the young and fit and healthy that get no symptom or a mild cough that are being expected to fuck up their lives to save boomers and their AIDS ridden spawn.

Cant stand qt desu

It was a Hyosung GT250R — if it ain't Jap, it's crap, I had all kinds of problems with it. I was young and very naive and I should have locked it up better, they snapped the steering lock and hotwired it. Thing is as well I had only recently moved out and hadn't changed my address on the insurance so they ended up giving me a pittance for it.

Forklifts are serious business. They are the size of a golf cart but weigh more than a bus. Serious consequences for fucking up. That's why only meth heads and morons operate them full time. Image very much related.

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>20% of all closed cases have ended in death
>immunity is impossible after "recovery"
>ADE means that reinfection will be 1000x worse

Whats wrong with Tupac?

I'm not wrong. Look at the stats. Hardly anyone under 60 dies from this. We are fucking the economy for people that haven't contributed to it for years.

Bored of TV an wanking t b q h

hi retard

it kills them first thats why the high numbers during the beginning stage of pandemic

many younger people got it and still haven't recovered and are in hospital

they take longer to die, you will see this reflected in the data in a few months

bye retard

Starmer has raab on the ropes

this is a SARS/HIV hybrid bioweapon. it destroys your immune cells. it's airborne AIDS.

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>forklift

Looks like a nightmare judging from this training vid. I like the chainsaw accident personally.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

Lmao keir cant even get his words out holy fuck

I remember reading about this kid, wasnt it the case where he wasnt trained to operate it in the first place?

Got 40k to work with
Buy cheap house in norf to rent out

theres some immunity but it not much and doesnt last long in most people tested

then theres the mutant strains and all sorts of reinfection vectors

>many younger people
A really tiny number. Kill yourself you boomer cunt.

With the absence of immigrants, they formed an advanced technological society and have now moved to the asteroid belt.

keir starmer is really reminding me of ed miliband rn

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