Aus/pol - ABC'S RATINGS FUCKING PLUMMET

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>NINE NEWS Nine 1,148,000
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>ABC NEWS-EV ABC 912,000

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who /based/ here?

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Who /super/ here?

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FUCK JANNIES
FUCK STRAWBERRY FARMERS
FUCK TARRANT
FUCK GLOWNIGGERS
PRAISE TERRY DAVIS

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not half the shitposters from last thread thats for sure

As anons repeatedly point out, what the fuck is the point of the housing market crash when they're just going to be snapped-up by non-affected non-australians? As far as I'm aware there aren't that many protection measures against foreigners buying housing property (not the same as businesses anyway).

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can we still say fuck potato farmers or is that a little dated now?

Getting JUSTed by having the scanty remains of my super spread across two accounts

No, I'm not gonna fuck thunsperg's parents

Cripple the natives more, give more political power to the divided foreign masses.

It's actually pretty hard for off shore interests to buy up property, if the market properly crashes most of it is going to be bought up by liquid ASX share market investors who've been cashing out and have no where to put their money because most everything is in free fall.

consolidate them, you can do it through mygov in like 5 minutes.

reminder that boomers feeling sorry for kike-loving WW2 vets and refusing to have enough kids for their own future is why you get robbed 12% of your income.

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>a market crash will lead to feudalism
all my katana training will finally pay off

Sup cunts. Amerifat that can't sleep. How bad is covid fucking your economy? worse than pic related?

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take your meds

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Yes. BO2/3 was also pretty solid

we're doing relatively okay. better than mcamerica desu. good luck with that btw.

no sadly, in feudalism you were guaranteed to have a landlord, what tends to happen when property is the flight to safety clause for a share market and capital market crash is they don't rent them out.

>BO3
>solid
no

i for one welcome my serfdom enforcing overlords.

>OMG TALMUDVISION RATINGS

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>take your meds
You forgot the "schizo"

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tfw you'll never be an ausamurai

explain the lego meme pls

Done but who knows how long it will take to go through, especially with the ATO so busy.
Totally JUSTed.

literal autists build lego on tv
other autists watching at home sperg out cause REEEE LEGO

rip 2 u. i had to do it two employers ago because they opened up a super in my name without my permission (despite paying into my nominated account for like 4 months previously (?)) and it happened pretty quickly.
good that you were aware of it before you got fucked into oblivion.

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who is drunk here

getting my $10k in 5 days buckeroo and I'm planning on blowing it all beer and gambling on the horses call the cops I don't give a fuck

I'm dusty from last night but might crack a beer soon

Yes.

I knew before the Super was available but I waited to see if it was possible to withdraw from both accounts because I didn't want to fuck myself up with a pending transfer if I didn't need to - turns out I do.
Oh well here's hoping.

Super? Should I take it I need pols advice

sober for the first time in 2 weeks
i ran out of booze and dont want to buy more

peachy chuhi pl0x

The C.E.O is a feminist with a speech imp-p-p-p-pediment

I’ve been a neet for 2 years now I have unlimited money and will naturally become alcoholic it’s almost as if I have no choice the government is trying to kill me

Yes, the boomers were going to rape super to pay for their own retirements, it was/is intergenerational theft.

This might be the only chance you get of seeing any of it.

9.5%*

pretty sure its paid on top of what we already earn, unless you got goy'd and negotiated a salary "package"

Some stupid fucking cop decided to torpedo himself into a truck on the Eastern Fwy so now my dinner is late. I hope they all died.

thats the best hangover cure.

I'm 23, make 3 figures in IT and a mad pisshead, welcome to the fold.

what should i get for dinner lads. has to be a takeaway venue unfortunately
I got subway, kfc, maccas, dominos, and that’s about it. Few other options further away. Idk give me ideas

apparently australian-chinese people in queensland are being round up and put in work camps

t.doesn't work.

You negotiate a salary as base before tax + super as the figure, then incorporate bonuses, working flexibility etc.

Are you retarded?

> The employer contribution rate has been 9.5% since 1 July 2014, and as of 2015, was planned to increase gradually from 2021 to 12% in 2025.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superannuation_in_Australia

I did the math, say you're 20, and you want to retire at 70, the forgone compounded interest on 10kAUD over 50 years is $502,674 based on an average super interest rate of 7.9%. But that makes a fucking cunt load of assumptions. Like there won't be a crash in that time, like you'll live long enough to see it. I'm a quite high functioning alcoholic and cocaine addict, I was losing close to $70k a day off my super when the market was in freefall last month, I won't live to 50, I'm taking my whole $20k now.

How is the money generated genius?

I'm moving to Australia.

sounds alright, i think i was getting higher contributions when i worked at my local university, but that was years ago

yeah some companies do 12% as a “generous bonus”

you'll have to look to see how peoples pay packets changed before and after it was implemented

based high earner chad

The employer would have more money available for negotiation if they didn't have to pay 10% of your agreed upon wage into super you nong.

Doesn’t anyone feel something is off about this whole situation all this free money I’m the first one to put my hand up for free money but hmm don’t know

>How is the money generated genius?
Mr Shekelburg gives it to us out of the generosity of his cold cold heart?

No one even sick here bro and we’ve all got jobs.
No one in Australia locked down and we’ve proved it’s a hoax.
You guys should get out and do the same.

Where can I get records of early Australian history, early church missions and abo schools
Too much poz in colonial history Can’t even find out anything real

lol FUCK vicpol

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I have withdrawn 5k because I've just taken a raise to 120k and will accrue twice the amount of super next year, so the amount it will cost me is negligible, if not the 5k is more useful to me now.

I'm 23.

Not in govt jobs of 15.4% standard. Get into intelligence lol.