/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3378

Who am I to disagree?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 819,175 (45,343) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 148,453 (5,086) #6 United Kingdom 129,044 (17,337) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,788 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Brazil 43,368 (2,761) #12 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #13 Canada 38,422 (1,834) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 20,178 (645) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 14,326 (187) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,512 (281) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,694 (238) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Poland 9,856 (401) #29 Pakistan 9,749 (209) #30 Mexico 9,501 (857) #31 Romania 9,242 (498) #32 Singapore 9,125 (11) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,241 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +729 (+145) #2 Ukraine +467 (+13) #3 United States +431 (+25) #4 Israel +384 (+3) #5 Brazil +289 (+20) #6 Pakistan +184 (+8) #7 Panama +163 (+5) #8 Hungary +70 (+12) #9 Bulgaria +40 (+2) #10 Guatemala +22 (+1) #11 Thailand +15 (+1) #12 South Korea +11 (+1) #13 Bolivia +11 (+3) #14 New Zealand +6 (+1) #15 Paraguay +5 (+1) #16 Australia +2 (+3) #17 Haiti +1 (+1) #18 Oman +106 #19 India +98 #20 China +30 #21 Kazakhstan +30 #22 Kyrgyzstan +22 #23 Lithuania +20 #24 Honduras +16 #25 Uzbekistan +14 #26 Congo-Kinshasa +9 #27 Burundi +6 #28 Jamaica +5 #29 Taiwan +1 #30 Martinique +1 #31 Mongolia +1 #32 Antigua & Barbuda +1 #33 Saint Vincent & Grenadines +1…

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cartoon nipples?
my wife's nipples are real, and all I get from them is milk sometimes when I suckle from them.

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There's a killer on the road

His brain is squirming like a toad

Take a long holiday

Let your children play

If you give this man a ride

Sweet family will die

Killer on the road

Corona-Chan existed long before the virus ever did. Here's the original.

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Gonna go get some beef from Walmart after work today, you guys want anything?

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>America doesn't even have r0They plan to open up next week

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women have only ever hurt me

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Last thread I posted a mask I’ve found from a previous job. Aussiebro said use 6035 filters. How long until I have to replace. Pic related

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>less than 100 deaths per day in burgerland
>quarantine working as intended

NOTHINGBURGER

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close that window user

Needs update on all the lawsuits that amerifats and their states are issuing against China.
First step before nuking the shit out of the chinks.

2 weeks

Jealous?

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bolgle

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>mfw last time I said I love you to a woman all I got was "thanks user that's so sweet"
Guess i'm going to die a wizard

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Recently discovered COVID-19 cases, pic related

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Spreading a virus is freedom
Containing a virus is gommunism

Are you high?

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Pretty sure he said 6065

>less then 100 per day
Didn't we just have a record day today?

This is probably the most insane thing about this whole situation. It's been a little over 3 weeks since the quarantine started and its already ending. Say what you will about China, but atleast they had the balls to tell businessmen to fuck themselves. Billionaires are willing to see 2-3% of the population die so their wealth doesn't go down 40% (which still makes them billionaires).

You don't need an r0 of 1 or less with cvids. Its a nice thing to have, but as long as you can contain exposure and infection r0 means nothing.

That nipple transformation is weird.

Only the cotton filters need replacing regularly. The rest can be wiped down with water mixed with bleach or other liquid that kills viruses.

Literally the only good multi billionaire fuck off

There are less than 20 vacant ICUs in the city of Rio.

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I encourage everyone to get angry at our elite ruling class

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>How long until I have to replace

Until you can't breathe out of them anymore for all intents, which would take a long time of use to get there. Lots of dusty environments clog them up quicker. Normal air against viruses and they'll last for a long time.

>Who am I to disagree?!

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I'm sure some of them will be open soon

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I'll take Musk any time but you have a fair point, relatively.

And then he corrected himself and said 6035 I believe. Still here ausiebro?

In terms of what we should expect for competency? I'd say we would be competently handling the virus in the US if three criteria were met.
>There is a clear cut plan in place that is focused on expanding testing and gathering data
>The federal government actions align close to the state level government actions, with a focus on safety and sustainability
>The federal government creating and maintaining a policy that relieves individuals from financial burdens during lockdown
Instead, what we've been doing is floundering. The federal government is considering suing states for maintaining lockdowns, the financial focus has been squarely on bailing out non-essential business entities, and every press conference seems to indicate a push to open regardless of the lives it costs.
Frankly, I don't consider it competent leadership at an executive or legislative level, when the response to a pandemic can be summed up as "The market demands a sacrifice, we must be strong enough to pay it."

1.5% of them tested positive for SARS 2 antibodies. proving the true death rate is +INF times more than expected

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r0>1 : uncontrollable growth
Yes, you do need it bellow 1.

>lost 12lbs during the shutdown

Feels good.

no, you fuck off, NWO cocksucker

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Imagine her sitting on your face and pressing her juicy ass and thighs tightly on it

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How do I unlock the full picture?

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Holo edition!

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Fat does weird things to the body, user. Oddly enough, I am not dissatisfied with my outcome, as unfortunate as it has become. I've simply failed to care about it, but on a brighter note, I am 235lbs as of yesterday morning. Beer is a helluva drink.

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Keep at it user! good work so far but keep going!!!

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kek

>posting fake results
take your meds bro

They have a fucking empire to maintain.

Same beginning of the year I've been about 245-ish, and now I've been on a diet of potatoes and smoked sausage for the last 3 months. I still drink beer, so that's kind of limiting me. I also started a new job, so my beer drinking has gone down significantly, but I'm also waking up on work nights in a pile of sweat. I think I'm withdrawing.

Its really disheartening to have seen a plan outlined by the Trump administration about how to open the states properly, despite how inadequate it was, go completely ignored. It basically outlined what you listed and then trump immediately started tweeting about liberating states after it was released. Its all about the election this fall and hes encouraging his own constituents to get themselves and their families killed.

That's pretty good to be honest.

You should be worried when there are no ICUs left, nationwide.

That's when shit hits the fan.

Especially now that Bolsonarofags are on the streets calling for a military coup and the return of censorship.

>healthline.com/health/r-nought-reproduction-number#meaning
Importantly, a disease’s R0 value only applies when everyone in a population is completely vulnerable to the disease. This means:

no one has been vaccinated
no one has had the disease before
there’s no way to control the spread of the disease
This combination of conditions is rare nowadays thanks to advances in medicine. Many diseases that were deadly in the past can now be contained and sometimes cured.