/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3376 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

► Detected: 2,556,745 (+985) ► Died: 177,619 (+160) ► Day: 104 (-23:59:59)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.6x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,723 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
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90% of positives in antibody tests might be false, "accuracy" misleading
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Virus stays in air for 12 hours, longer than expected
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China floods the world with defective equipment
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Test only detect binding antibodies, not enough for immunity
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Mortality rates: over 28,000 deaths went unreported in 10 countries
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>ARCHIVE
Virus can live in the air for several hours
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Data from Europe indicates 32% of cases require hospitalization
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Italy warns that cats, ferrets and dogs can get infected
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Spain had 11,600 nursing home deaths, most not included in toll
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H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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>LATEST
11 new cases and 1 new death in South Korea
163 new cases and 5 new deaths in Panama
6 new cases and 1 new death in New Zealand
22 new cases and 1 new death in Guatemala
11 new cases and 3 new deaths in Bolivia
1 new case and 1 new death in Haiti
2 new cases and 3 new deaths in Australia
729 new cases and 145 new deaths in Mexico
February 2020 Coronavirus News Updates

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arstechnica.com/science/2020/04/cdcs-failed-coronavirus-tests-were-tainted-with-coronavirus-feds-confirm/
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365
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youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
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youtube.com/watch?v=RkJELpndAOs
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globalresearch.ca/hospitals-getting-paid-more-label-cause-death-coronavirus/5709720
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
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First for happening over

What happens when the lockdowns continue through June?

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City worker here. Took an antibody test for coronachan today. They told me it would test for 2 antibodies. 1 if i previously had it and 1 if i currently have it. It was a finger prik blood test with 10 minute results
Negative for both. They said the tests are around 65% accurate but it's the best they had. Co worker took the test yesterday he had a previous antibody. Havnt seen him since.
None of this makes sense.

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I must say you have good taste for these OP pictures

This gal is not wrong, ya know that, right? She is totally fine

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Notice how slow this threads moving? Probably because every thread is filled with shills and government offices are closed for the night.

>Based Kemp is going to reopen Georgia in a week

Can't wait for boomers to get wiped out so I can buy a cheap house by the hooch

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Hey, guess what. I know someone super duper important... That's right, you! So take care of yourself and don't take any silly risks, okay??

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stop posting this cgi/cyborg chink bitch motherfucker

Was the world before Corona Chan even trying?
Also is she /ourgirl/?
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Basado.

>22M+ unemployed and counting
>unemployment/stimulus fiasco (no/late payments)
>”We Want to Work” Protests
>Riot Flash Points deniers who want to work >People Raiding Tax Offices Seeking Stimulus Checks
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>spike in sexual assaults to minors
>spike in child abuse
>spike in family murder/suicides
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>prison/jail riots
>no sports, no entertainment
>hate crimes on the rise
>infected police force can’t stop crime
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>nurses quitting
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>infection “scares”
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar >stampedes at grocery stores/looting
>food pantries emptied
>donations to charity/pantries/public welfare programs at a low
>life insurance claims
>refusal to go to hospital out of fear

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They won't. They will end in May.

i steal my neighbors net you aint got shit on me fuck glow nigger fuck niggers fuck heeb fuck jannies

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or everyone is dying one by one

NOOOO, DON'T END THE LOCKDOWN'S, I DON'T WANT TO WORK AT THE OFFICE!

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University of Texas has a model that fixes a bunch of problems with the IMHE model. Pretty uncertain predictions though, it could go anywhere who knows lol.

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What's gonna happen when all of these happening faggots run out of money and start starving during their so praised lockdown?

> b-but I dont have any money
> t-this lockdown must end
> its just a flu bro, why cant we work???
> please stahp

It will be delicious

A nu poshel nahuy, pideras kitaiskuy, zaebal etim govnom spamit'.

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Link to WHO mail leaks
9chan*us/bestpol/thread/92#944
Jannies delete threads on the subject here.

Evidence that this is a somethingburger:
>unprecedented world events, world leaders getting sick or indisposed, civil unrest, first-time economic upturns

Evidence that this is a nothingburger:
>not everyone with the disease is dead, YET

Scenario: You have no self-defence but you do however have household chemicals, what can I create?

I know chlorine and bleach creates something nasty.

I'm already thinking to shit into glass jars with eggs, rotten meat, anything disgusting and leave out in the sun to ferment and create a chemical bomb to distract/blind anyone who tries to harm me as self-defence, the smell should sting their eyes and make them throw up.

I could also dip a knife into one of those shit jars and atleast give someone a serious infection by scratching them.

I could also boil sugar to throw onto any would be attackers.

I could also mix bleach and water into a small sprat bottle and spray into my attackers eyes.

I've got loved ones to protect and I don't intend to go down without a fight and I'll fight dirty.

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Apparently a US and Chinese vessel just shot at each other in the South China Sea just now. I’m not sure tho. Wouldn’t be surprised if they did Bc trump seemed to be very dodgy on the China questions today. Plus tensions have been heating up.

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If society collapses what should I do to establish a nazbol community within my country? I have no fighting skills but I am a decent public speaker

Got a link to the files?

lmao based on today's data it's already still trending upwards

arstechnica.com/science/2020/04/cdcs-failed-coronavirus-tests-were-tainted-with-coronavirus-feds-confirm/
>CDC’s failed coronavirus tests were tainted with coronavirus, feds confirm

NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=cwPqmLoZA4s
VIDEO ABOVE, DR. IOANNIDIS SAYS: "THE INFECTION FATALITY RATE FOR THIS NEW CORONAVIRUS IS LIKELY TO BE IN THE SAME BALLPARK AS SEASONAL INFLUENZA"
youtube.com/watch?v=LsExPrHCHbw
youtube.com/watch?v=0qwiyxedC_o

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION (BASICALLY SOCIAL SHAMING TO DENOUNCE YOU AS "ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE")
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

DOCTORS BEING TOLD TO FILL OUT DEATH CERTS WITH CORONA REGARDLESS IF IT WAS OR WAS NOT THE CAUSE OF DEATH
youtube.com/watch?v=9xlluxI-vGQ

AN INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST'S RUNDOWN OF CORONA CRISIS WITH PLENTY OF SOURCES
youtube.com/watch?v=RkJELpndAOs
youtube.com/watch?v=7WeTiIoL3Xw

HOSPITALS GETTING PAID MORE TO LABEL CAUSE OF DEATH AS CORONAVIRUS
globalresearch.ca/hospitals-getting-paid-more-label-cause-death-coronavirus/5709720

Money is fake but alveoli are real. You are low IQ cattle if you can't figure this out.

The only reason I'm not taking risks is for my cats, now that it's confirmed they can get it. If I didn't have them I wouldn't be giving two shits about this.

Wagies will die.
High IQ work from home chads and preppers will survive.

who the fuck gives a fuck about your fiat currency? a loaf of bread is going to cost 1 trillion dollars sooner than you think

kitayosi vezde! proverai pod matrasom — tam tozhe skoreye vsego

BEASTS OF THE EARTH
Where is the basis of the penalties recorded in the Bible?
This expression is recorded in the book of Jerirmiah, and is a part of the basis of the system of Speculative Science. Jere. 34: 18-20 (694).

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>>released criminals will break house arrest
>>prison/jail riots
kek, thanks for reminding me
my cities prisons and jails are infected now
the federal government decided to quit sending us ppe supplies early on in the shut down, even our hospitals have become infection clusters with the staff infected

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>rent strikes
Ain't really a strike when you don't got a fuckin' job or money to pay the rent in the first place.

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welp , thats because you have a very wide range of lower populational density and spikes in big cities.
take for example europe as a whole is built on a vertical architecture , and even with better healtcare providers we are getting our asses rekt by corona .
Guayaquil is the biggest and densest city in ecuador , poor healthcare and people, then you get wuhan 2.0

As long as theres no more corona clusters that are allowed to bloom into full exponential growth phase, once NY is under control ( or dead) your curve should flatten in 2 weeks to manageable levels

Real thread get in here

what will happen when there will be a huge spike in july?

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To early for this.

Honest question time. This one is aimed for the January /cvg/ lads, I'm a February poster so I was a bit later. Later joins can still answer.

Given what you've seen over the course of the past few months, primarily relating to stories coming out of China being dismissed that are now starting to surface in the west, how serious do you think this is? Do you reckon we're looking at an actual societal collapse within the next few years? How long do you think quarantines will last before countries get impatient?
I'm curious to hear actual thoughts, if you think its a nothingburger at least explain why you think so.

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ARE NIGGERS HUMAN GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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pantagruelic if real

We dress up like Rabbis and start dancing on rooftops in NYC.

Woah to you o' man of the East. Woah unto your children, your wives, your cities, your nation. May you, merchants of the East, be granted a thousand plagues and famines upon your land, and may this pestilence now besieging our world be a thousand fold worse for you and your kin.

What is there to say of the Chinaman? He is a bundle of pride, envy, and wroth; every sin imaginable he is guilty of. Every virtue he is wholly lacking. Take for instance this Chiness, a woman, nay bug, so taken up by pride that she cannot acknowledge her hives actions in releasing this plague upon our land. It isn't even as if she is unique. Every Chinaman is like this. Every single one. If they say they are not they are either lying or so far removed from their nation as to no longer be considered a citizen of the Orient.

With all of this kept in mind what should be done with China? What should be done with this nation of demons? Simple. The nation must be brought asunder in a bright flash of nuclear hellfire. The Forbidden City brought to rubble. The Yangtze dried up. The forests and cities turned to ash. Even the earth that might be untouched by this rightous punishment should be scorched and salted as to make sure no remnant of the bug race shall scurry out from under it.

China must be destroyed.

kek imagine believing corona is a nothingburger in late april, how embarassing

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Don't worry, I got rid of those commie bugs with chlorine.

>The only reason I'm not taking risks is for my cats,
That's good enough for me, friend!

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Have we past the peak??

I-I hope I get my check in the mail this week. I only made $6200 last year.... ;_;

>USA literally peaked again today
No, that comes later.

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Every week a new peak

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Now's a better chance than ever to eat the rich

you should add this to the OP.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

the webstite that lets you track your payments actually works now, I get mine tomorrow.

Mmmmm.....I live in semi rural Florida. We got an 8% increase in cases overnight. Rural Florida has seen a 1200% increase since April 1. I just dont know anymore

Wow on you too.

lol cope it died with the weather

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Like... 5 dancing Israelis?

NOOOOOOOO

How many botched surgeries you need to look like this?

>Do you reckon we're looking at an actual societal collapse within the next few years
Full collapse I don't think so. Possible but unlikely in my mind. What I do envision is more of a transformation. On the Spengler timeline this is just about the point in history where a Caesar comes to power. I think Corona-chan may be the crisis that demonstrates to the people that democracy is no longer able to deliver on security and stability.
The masses will cry out for a leader and he will manifest. The masses will demand order and he will provide it. There will be no choice its either him or the abyss and the people will choose him.
It is an exciting time to be alive and that is my best case scenario. Worst case would be to continue on as is with capital in charge and shit only deteriorating more

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>almost all of those are already happening

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>Georgia
>rank 12 for most cases in U.S.
>rank 46 for amount of tests done per capita
>one of the first states to end shutdown
>Atlanta

God I love protests.

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a cubit, acacia, for real i have the 1935 kings jame annotated ask and ill deliver

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fuck the elites!

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2h left on the prior thread, what were the final numbers before reset?

How are you gonna store that without the smell being overwhelming. How are you just gonna leave a glass jar of shit and rotten meat out without people throwing it away or asking serious questions about your sanity? What the fuck is this plan?

>last 2 weeks we keep hearing about Sweden disproving coronavirus
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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USA STILL GOING STRONG

USA USA USA USA

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Checked, and righteous fury pilled.

When you list all of that stuff out and realize that 99% of it is true, it doesn't give you much hope for status quo, eh?

God, finally. Thanks for the update man.

Baste

Hand practice 1488. See you, /OurGirl/. obviously not done

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