/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3375 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

THE MAYOR OF BADALONA, CATALUÑA, HAS BEEN DETAINED FOR DRIVING DRUNK AND TRYING TO ASSAULT THE POLICE OFFICERS WHO ARRESTED HIM
>THE MAYOR OF BADALONA, CATALUÑA, HAS BEEN DETAINED FOR DRIVING DRUNK AND TRYING TO ASSAULT THE POLICE OFFICERS WHO ARRESTED HIM
THE MAYOR OF BADALONA, CATALUÑA, HAS BEEN DETAINED FOR DRIVING DRUNK AND TRYING TO ASSAULT THE POLICE OFFICERS WHO ARRESTED HIM
>THE MAYOR OF BADALONA, CATALUÑA, HAS BEEN DETAINED FOR DRIVING DRUNK AND TRYING TO ASSAULT THE POLICE OFFICERS WHO ARRESTED HIM

>elmundo.es/cataluna/2020/04/21/5e9f6b9721efa044788b45bb.html

CLOWN WORLD

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Implying

You dropped this

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Who the fuck does a study with such a shit test and does not explain that in the fucking paper?
Were they politically motivated or just that careless?

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arstechnica.com/science/2020/04/cdcs-failed-coronavirus-tests-were-tainted-with-coronavirus-feds-confirm/
>CDC’s failed coronavirus tests were tainted with coronavirus, feds confirm

NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
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youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
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youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
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VIDEO ABOVE, DR. IOANNIDIS SAYS: "THE INFECTION FATALITY RATE FOR THIS NEW CORONAVIRUS IS LIKELY TO BE IN THE SAME BALLPARK AS SEASONAL INFLUENZA"
youtube.com/watch?v=LsExPrHCHbw
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LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION (BASICALLY SOCIAL SHAMING TO DENOUNCE YOU AS "ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE")
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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
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DOCTORS BEING TOLD TO FILL OUT DEATH CERTS WITH CORONA REGARDLESS IF IT WAS OR WAS NOT THE CAUSE OF DEATH
youtube.com/watch?v=9xlluxI-vGQ

AN INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST'S RUNDOWN OF CORONA CRISIS WITH PLENTY OF SOURCES
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HOSPITALS GETTING PAID MORE TO LABEL CAUSE OF DEATH AS CORONAVIRUS
globalresearch.ca/hospitals-getting-paid-more-label-cause-death-coronavirus/5709720

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Do you fear her Anons?

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Based Spain pushing the limits of clown world every single day. They arrested some doctors and nurses here for a party they threw because they uploaded photos on social media.

just as the chink test sold all around the world , they are worth jackshit

Disregard previous implying. Also, checked

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Because they need to save the economy. Tests work, now get back to work and line my pockets goy.

NOOOO!!!! YOU CANT WEAR MASKS NOOOO THEYRE DANGEROUS YOULL INHALE CLOTH PARTICLES INTO YOUR LUNGS AND DIE AND YOU WILL ALSO GET MORE CORONA TOO BECAUSE YOU WILL FIDDLE WITH IT CONSTANTLY NOOOOOOOOOOO MASKS BAD t. finland health officials and ministers

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 819,805 (45,316) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 148,453 (5,086) #6 United Kingdom 129,044 (17,337) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Brazil 43,079 (2,741) #12 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #13 Canada 38,422 (1,834) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 20,080 (645) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,942 (184) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,512 (281) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,683 (237) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Poland 9,856 (401) #29 Pakistan 9,565 (201) #30 Romania 9,242 (498) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,241 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +27,046 (+2,802) #2 Russia +5,642 (+51) #3 Turkey +4,611 (+119) #4 United Kingdom +4,301 (+828) #5 Spain +3,968 (+430) #6 Italy +2,729 (+534) #7 France +2,667 (+531) #8 Brazil +2,336 (+154) #9 Canada +1,593 (+144) #10 India +1,541 (+53) #11 Peru +1,512 (+39) #12 Germany +1,388 (+224) #13 Iran +1,297 (+88) #14 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #15 Belgium +973 (+170) #16 Netherlands +729 (+165) #17 Pakistan +673 (+25) #18 Sweden +545 (+185) #19 Portugal +516 (+27) #20 Mexico +511 (+26) #21 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #22 Belarus +459 (+4) #23 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #24 Ukraine +415 (+10) #25 Ireland +388 (+43) #26 Japan +377 (+18) #27 Indonesia +375 (+26) #28 Chile +325 (+8) #29 Romania +306 (+20) #30 Ecuador +270 (+13) #31 Poland +263 (+21) #32 Serbia +260 (+5) #33 Israel +229 (+7) #34 Panama +191 (+10) #35 Denmark +180 (+6)…

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Well. nobody can read the future, but, it could be a big deal. Think of it this way, the whole "flatten the curve" meme is basically about preventing the medical system from being overwhelmed. Say you have 20 ICU beds and have 21 patients needing to go the the ICU. That means at least 1 person is likely to die, but that's assuming every one of the 20 ICU patients lives. It could be a nothing burger or thousands more people could die.

If it happens too soon, you could see even more deaths due to shortages in PPE, overworked staff, and other shortages. That's the thing, not ever health care worker can really do much during this pandemic, so you do have limited staff.

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never forgive
never forget
guns out for our boy Qiushi

I swear, this clown world is the gift that keeps giving.

Would make sense. My relatives in NY who all had it got were eventually tested and got positive results. You would expect at least one of them to have no symptoms at all if those claims of 80% of infected not having symptoms were true.

Dicks out for Squishy

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SPANISH GOVERMENT NOT ONLY DOESN'T ALLOW TWO CANANDIAN SURGEONS DOING TURISM IN THEIR BOAT TO HELP IN ANY SPANISH HOSPITAL BUT ALSO MENACE THEM TO DETAIN THEM IF THEY KEEP GOING TO PORT FOR FOOD

>elmundo.es/baleares/ibiza/2020/04/22/5e9f3acafc6c83b1098b45f0.html

OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

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Checked

With Chinas belt and road project in Africa and Ethiopia having a lot of help from Chinese investment, I don't think he had a choice.

He may be a nigger, but he is a nigger looking out for his people. If he didn't play ball with China, his own people would probably be fucked over.

Fuck off Teddy.
Just let everything burn and tell the truth next conference.

>test has a false positive rate of up to 1.4%
>get 1.4% positive results on a non-random sample
>multiply by 2 "to control for demographics"
>OMG 4% of the general population is infected

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>two free doctors
>volunteer to help
>no we are good
What fucking idiots
When is Spain going to put the commies heads on pikes as a warning to others?

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twitter.com/DrTedros/status/1252728469085130753

Nobody knows what will happen, all you can do is to prepare yourself mentally and physically.

Watch out for yourself and plan accordingly, good luck.

I need help here, i'm gonna make a hazmat with a silobag waste material. I have everything but the mold

clown country

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You know guys, I think we went too far with this flu prank.
Maybe stop here?

DUTCH GOVERMENT FORBIDS FOOTBALL GAMES AND MAKES THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE TO END THIS SEASON

>elmundo.es/deportes/futbol/2020/04/21/5e9f3c3efc6c83776e8b45f2.html

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This is more of the "yeah it's endemic sorry there's nothing we can do now get back to work" meme

>I'M NOT SEEING YOU BEGIN HONEST.

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>I personally think Tedros did everything he could to prevent this pandemic
then what is there to forgive? doesn't make sense

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I was wondering why?
Why is no one posting this fucking study!?
Oh it isn't even completed, yet.

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We know enough to scare us but not enough to reassure us. I am doubting anyone who claims a deathrate or a timeline. This shit is easily eating a summer, I am not sure why people who are most at risk are demanding that they be allowed to propagate this fucking thing.

I am not ending my personal quarantine until this is officially a nothing burger or I run out of things to eat. I only have 4 weeks of food right now.

Of course not. She's bringing righteous Judgment down on a world that has lost it's way. There is nothing to fear.

if you want a proper model , go look at guayaquil , thats what happens when your curve overshoots your healtcare facilities ( and people dont take seriously the illness)

How are they still so bad at making these obvious false flags look authentic?

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Why isn't anyone getting on Yas Forums's case for sexualizing the virus?

From what I understand the LA study uses the same test kits. There sampling is a bit better but it still has the same underlying flaw with respect to false positives.

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have gas mask and plenty of frozen pizzas and pepsi max among other actual food making material. also duct taped all air holes shut in apartment. not having to deal with elämämkallu neighbors smoking indoors upstairs anymore is also a plus.

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the artist got corona´d

He failed to prevent the pandemic

SPANISH REGIONS DOING MASSIVE TESTS TO THE HEALTH SYSTEM WORKERS WHO RECIEVED THE FAKE MASKS FROM THE GOVERMENT, WHO WAITED 5 DAYS TO WITHDRAW THEM

THOSE REGIONS ARE RULED BY RIGHT WING GOVERMENTS (ANDALUSIA, MADRID, MURCIA, GALICIA) OR BY SOCIALIST WHO AREN'T FRIENDS WITH THE PRESIDENT SÁNCHEZ (ARAGÓN AND VALENCIA) AND THEY ALL RECIEVED FAKE MASKS FROM THE CENTRAL COMMUNIST GOVERMENT

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/04/21/5e9ec62021efa0e7288b4575.html

IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK, HUH?

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THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER RIGHT?

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How about now?

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>Covid
Fake as fuck
us real racists call it the Wuhan Wobbles

Well, my speculation is that it'll mostly be zoomies, roasties, niggers, and retarded boomers out and about, so nothing of value is lost, as my boomer parents are actually scared and social distance, and I live alone.

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What would you write on the door Yas Forums?

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>elämämkallu
Who dat? Feral ruskies? Saamis? Niggers? Finnish drunks?

half the country doesn't even think the virus exists so the whole idea of Corona-chan is just too far beyond the pale.
I don't think their minds can cope so they just ignore. That being said I still think she is best girl. She should win the waifu wars this season especially now that all the anime is getting canceled

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twitter.com/DrTedros/status/1252730503314227200
kek what is up with this guy

Kek

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FORGIV

Yeah, I'm worried about the consequences of these GRIDS carriers running around telling everyone that the wuflu is safe, because they're getting general coronavirus antibody results instead of covid antibodies.
Shit, I might have to go back to work pretty soon.

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noo , dude , didnt you get the memo?
we all agreed on this one:
-Kung Flu

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white niggers

horror coronachan is worst coronachan

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Okay so you have a nice base set up, what happens when shit gets real and people start raiding homes for resources or to rape and kill for fun?

You got a plan to get out of where ever you're staying when a group of armed men are breaking down your door? How many exits do you have?

Your home/base is comprised and ethnics are now looting home/base, you're now on the streets and it's still chaotic (looting, people dying etc), what do you do now?

Of what origin? Finns or Slavs?

Pleeze send deenz

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holy shit it's real

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