For those of you not being negatively affected by this pandemic; get in here and brag.
>be me
>work on essential infrastructure
>still working full time
>only difference at work is big sign posted telling people to stay the hell away from us
>raking in the dough
>traffic is light
>lines are short
>when I go out people stay away from me because I refuse to wear a mask
>home bar is stocked
>humidor is stocked
Feels good man.
I hope this shit goes on forever.
threadly reminder for the npc zombie niggers
>working a static post as a MP
>installation is total ghost town
>just play vidya on my laptop all day
>more days off then on
>no traffic in commute
I’m good with this
I work for a bank (essential service and I have a laptop) and I hate people. Social distancing is pretty awesome.
contd:
>wife still working full time
>is health care worker
>people tell her she is a hero
>she works in trauma, not infectious disease
>they are slower than hell because lack of activity out in the world
>raking in the dough
Goddam I love this shit.
Thank you for your service my man.
Let the good times roll!
>and I hate people
Me too. I hope this social distancing thing becomes permanent.
teacher here...
school's shut down for the rest of the year.
trying to continue with online ed...
kids ain't doing shit. no screaming brats to yell at. easiest time I have ever had.
My wife is pregnant, due tomorrow. Been taking pto... got our Trumpbuxxx last week.
livin' is easy.
Based as fuck.
Congrats on the little one! Enjoy user.
Live on my own farm behind locked gates /innawoods/ after escaping around GG when it was clear liberal were going to burn down civilization.
Aside from a couple of my favorite restaurants being unavalable, not a single thing has changed in my life. Self-employed chad with several acres who cums inside my girlfriend regularly in a 90%+ white county.
Legit disappointed the virus is a hoax and more white liberals won't die hilariously.
Whenever they end quarantine, I plan on continuing to stay away from people and wearing a mask to limit social interaction using Covid-19 as a pretext. It's pretty awesome.
When the threat of criminal charges passes I plan on coughing very aggressively when douchebag NPCs get too close to me in the future.
They should scatter like the cockroaches they are.
I do miss a couple of my favorite bars/restaurants but I suspect there will be some speakeasy style shit going on if this carries on for much longer.
Work in essential infrastructure (engineering) for the government tons of projects and more keep coming in the door.
Moved away from the liberal hell hole city I used to live in to a more rural red state 80% white county 5 weeks before this shitstorm started.
Working from home lifting at lunch plenty of food starting a veggie garden just bought a grill. It amazing not having to go out and be around people.
Working at home
That's a good idea; I really wanted to run up to lemmings who kept buying bottled water and toilet paper, rub myself on them and scream/cough "Help me, I'm dying!" before collapsing on top of them. But I do not think that it would be worth it to be prosecuted for terrorist threats.
>911 dispatcher in small town
>basically paid to be a NEET
>plenty of overtime
>work nights so i sleep on the floor next to phone
>get paid to sleep, shit post and game
>occasionally help people in dire need over the phone
> don’t have to be near anyone
> send the firefighters to handle the fatties and sickies.
My job is fucking incredible. I run a side businesse, play games with my friends, shit post , and sleep and as long as I’m by the telephone I'm doing my job. The only negative is I have to take quick shits because im normally the only one in the police station at any given moment
ill flip it and say affected positively
>be me
>porter at store in airport and have culinary union benefits of health care and worker rights
>airport basically closes everything down
>normally make $2040 a month after taxes
>apply for unemployment
>get it at $370 a week
>CARES act adds additional $600 per week
>now making $3880 a month
>qualify for EBT at $200 a month to eat off of
>already paid off what debts i owe and and am making straight up profit till the end of July
thanks for the paid Summer vacation
Why not just wear a skull mask we all have to wear masks in public after all
>not going full CC
>work in medical field but nonessential
>got furloughed
>make more from unemployment
>don't work and still financially secure
>gas is cheap too
Life is so much better, thanks chinavirus
Whats needed to be a phone dispatcher neet? I would look online but we all know that shit is unhelpful
>be me
>run computer store
>forced to do curbside assistance whatever don't have these animals stealing shit all the time
>lay off or cut hours for half staff so saving on wages
>all displays turned off so saving money on utilities
>people spending mad cash cause of stimulus money and tax returns (averaging $350K/week in sales)
>get 10% bonus from corporate
>nowhere to spend my money so I'm saving everything
Honestly this situation has been a win. Secretly hoping it goes on forever, shits cash.
NEET here, i have noticed absolutely no difference in my normal routine except a conspicuous lack of tendies recently
>Be an architect
>Design essential businesses
>Businesses already asking for bigger buildings to allow for social distancing
>Charge by square foot
>work maintenance for apartment community
>only allowed to do emergency work orders
>most of the day just sit in the shop and shitpost
>live in nebraska so a lot of places still open
feels good
>get in here and brag.
kill yourself troll.
protip - if you'd like to tell OP what a bottomless pit of a cum dumpster his mom is and not bump this shit thread, sage goes in teh options field
inb4 poorfag
>non essential worker sage cope lmfao
Social distancing is the world I’ve always dreamed about.
I wore a Shemagh out around town the other day. Seemed to make people very uncomfortable where I live.
>happening threads start popping up
>"It's just the flu" says the news
>keep going to work at my shitty job
>less and less customers every day
>restaurants in other cities start shutting down
>ohshitisthisreallyhappening.png
>job switches to take out and delivery only
>get home one day and boss calls
>"user, we're closing the doors. You're still technically employed but you are now furloughed"
>fuck, how am I gonna pay rent
>wife's parents invite us to move into their sweet, large house
>well, I suppose we should think about...
>RENT FREE
>pack up everything and hit the landlord with a quick text
>"Corona, ya know? Welp, later!"
>we move in with her parents
>liberal boomers but fridge is stocked and they drink decent beer
>wake up late every day and have a leisurely breakfast followed by puttering around in the yard and shit posting
>trump buxx come in double-time for me and wife
>unemployment + pandemic relief hits for both of us
>suddenly banking double what we were making weekly and we have no bills now
Have a baby due in 2 months and if this keeps up I'm going to be able to help out at home and bond and chill with my wife and baby instead of going to a job I hated that paid next to nothing. I always considered myself anti-socialist but this is fucking based and I hope it never ends.
nice
i have a tan one
wore it as a joke and got the same looks
>be me
>work in logistics
>trucks more in demand
>manufacturers ramping up
>oil at rock bottom prices
>more hours
>bonuses paid
>trumpbux deposited
Life is comfy user. Whiskey and cigars all around
>me & the boys rolling into the grocery store
>be me
>get my ass absolutely destroyed by men every day
>jew
>parents are rich so I don’t have to work and took time off school, so now I can stay home and get plowed
>stocked on drugs
>ginormous faggot
>fatter than hell, but I don’t leave the house and feel ashamed
>smell bad, don’t leave house
>have all the time in the world to meme flag post D&C threads on pol
>gaped asshole
>get called a hero on twitter for saying how ashamed I am to be white
>have herpes from my rabbi when I was an infant, but because of the lowered stress these days I have few outbreaks
>ugly, but I can still get my ass split open