/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3374 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

► Detected: 2,553,597 (+73,094) ► Died: 177,347 (+6,950) ► Day: 103 (-02:05:57)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.6x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,723 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Virus stays in air for 12 hours, longer than expected
archive.is/JRi3h

Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
archive.is/45np7

Test only detect binding antibodies, not enough for immunity
archive.is/mJOrA

China floods the world with defective equipment
archive.is/eh6h7

90% of positives in antibody tests might be false, "accuracy" misleading
archive.is/AAUmw

Oil prices go negative, first time in history
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>ARCHIVE
Low antibody levels raise questions about reinfection risk
archive.is/Up2gq

Type "A" blood more likely to catch virus than "O"
archive.is/Zg2H5

Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
archive.is/E1xxz

China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
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Coronavirus spike already visible in Dutch mortality rates
archive.is/M3YwG

>LATEST
113 new cases and 9 new deaths in Argentina
1388 new cases and 224 new deaths in Germany
1593 new cases and 144 new deaths in Canada
1 new case in French Polynesia
8 new cases and 2 new deaths in Uruguay
117 new cases and 3 new deaths in Nigeria
24428 new cases and 2715 new deaths in the United States
133 new cases and 7 new deaths in Czechia
172 new cases and 7 new deaths in Colombia

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barrels

Nothingburger

Too fucking early

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BEST DICK SUCKER IN HUMAN HISTORY, MRS. HEATHER BROOKE IS BACK! ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THE PANDEMIC IS HER RETURN TO THE INTERNET!!

SPREAD THE NEWS FAR AND WIDE, HIGH AND LOW THAT HEATHER BROOKE IS BACK!!!!!!!!

GENTLEMEN, I'M THINKEN, SHE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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leolide is the guy that made that early "cowonachan" animation and lost his channel shortly afterwards. Now he's lost his second channel. He made a new channel and seems to be losing it youtube.com/channel/UC1hRpXPS1mNn63hWLutHbrQ/

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SAVE THE SMALL BUSINESSES!!!!

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why is it an argi who follows this so autistically when their autism rate (white) is so low... somethings fucky lads, cunt shapes the narrative too

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But why

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Russian user who's also yet to finish his thesis, are you here? You said your topic was
>creolized text as a basis for self-studying process of high school attendants
What does "creolized" mean? Like bilingual?

WHAT A YEAR!

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fucking based

does Trump own them?

OPEN UP BRO I NEED MY GOLF

>1 new case in French Polynesia
gj corona-chan

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So has the US re-adjusted it's death totals back up from 60k by August? Because at current rates we'll be there before May.

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Why is over half the board screaming hoax?
All day
Everyday

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS SAID THE WORLD WAS ENDING I SOLD MY FUCKIGN HOUSE SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I LOST FUCKING EVERYTHING FUCK YOU!

>mfw we open on the 5th of May but you've no intention of going back unless they implement working from home which can easily be done with the office job I have.

I am fully prepared to quit if they don't comply with my conditions and report them to the department of health if they think I'm going to go into an open office of 60+ people.

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>tfw when bloodtype A-

will I make it?

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Anyone know of any international online pharmacies where I can get some prescription medication?

I'm looking for hydroxychloroquine, azithromycin, several other antibiotics, atazanavir, nelfinavir, and some other.

This shit seems promising for coronavirus, but there's no way any doctor is gonna prescribe me hydroxychloroquine, doxycycline, and HIV medication.

...

>around 500-600 bucks.
WHAT THE FUCK
When I visited St. Pete in 2018, I was just smoking in public everywhere. In Peterhof too, I really enjoyed it. I didn't see a single police car in a whole week I was there. It was really bizzare, guess they were guarding the stadium, it was the World Cup year in Russia, after all.

>This shit seems promising for coronavirus,


If you want to die of a heart attack just let coronachan do her work. No need for the extra effort.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 817,187 (45,229) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 148,453 (5,086) #6 United Kingdom 129,044 (17,337) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Brazil 43,079 (2,741) #12 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #13 Canada 38,422 (1,834) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 20,080 (645) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,942 (184) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,135 (263) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,683 (237) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Poland 9,856 (401) #29 Pakistan 9,565 (201) #30 Romania 9,242 (498) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,191 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +24,428 (+2,715) #2 Russia +5,642 (+51) #3 Turkey +4,611 (+119) #4 United Kingdom +4,301 (+828) #5 Spain +3,968 (+430) #6 Italy +2,729 (+534) #7 France +2,667 (+531) #8 Brazil +2,336 (+154) #9 Canada +1,593 (+144) #10 India +1,541 (+53) #11 Peru +1,512 (+39) #12 Germany +1,388 (+224) #13 Iran +1,297 (+88) #14 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #15 Belgium +973 (+170) #16 Netherlands +729 (+165) #17 Pakistan +673 (+25) #18 Sweden +545 (+185) #19 Portugal +516 (+27) #20 Mexico +511 (+26) #21 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #22 Belarus +459 (+4) #23 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #24 Ukraine +415 (+10) #25 Ireland +388 (+43) #26 Indonesia +375 (+26) #27 Chile +325 (+8) #28 Romania +306 (+20) #29 Ecuador +270 (+13) #30 Poland +263 (+21) #31 Serbia +260 (+5) #32 Israel +229 (+7) #33 Panama +191 (+10) #34 Denmark +180 (+6) #35 Colombia +172 (+7)…

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6. comforting against his perspiration beaded chest

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youtu.be/ZdFk65psFjk
was going black part of your plan?

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der eternal boomer must golf

I don't bother with the rest of the board anymore

>there's no way any doctor is gonna prescribe me hydroxychloroquine, doxycycline, and HIV medication.
for good reason

MEXICO IS KILL
>MEXICO IS KILL

NEW NUMBERS:
729 NEW CASES
145 FUCKING NEW DEATHS

TOTAL:
9501 CONFIRMED CASES
857 CONFIRMED DEATHS

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>brown nipple
Absolutely disgusting.

Because theres no reason to keep them closed. How many people do you see right next to each other in a golf course?

It's what happen when you guys thought it was okay to have redditors just because they were trumpfans.

this is so dumb. lt hasnt been reported anywhere else it's just an excuse to post NIGGERS LMAO

The HIV medicine is bunk tested and failed. HCQ is still a maybe if applied early if late stage infection useless.
What you can buy over the counter is Quercetin. It is a zinc ionophore like HCQ and was show to be effective in vitro against sars-1.
Theoretically it should work against Corona-chan.
Couple that with some zinc and vitamin c and you have a poor mans prophylaxes

not like tripfags are any different

Are you on lockdown?

homeopathic pills are better for you health than that stuff.

can't even watch your new milf mommy heather brooke videos at the library

I wonder how long an RNA virus survives on a hard surface like a golf ball.

nypost.com/2020/04/21/de-blasios-social-distancing-tip-line-flooded-with-obscenities/

POL TOLD ME 2 MILLION WOULD DIE.

WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS NOT EVEN CLOSE


YOU MOTHER FUCKERS APOLOGIZE

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My favorite tushonka just got 15% more expensive.
Also rouble/USD exchange rate hit 80 again.
FUCK YOU POOTIN YOU NIGGERJEW

oh, finally

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Use Ivermectin.

What's your plan anons when society collapses?

When the first riots and civil unrest takes near you, where will you be and what will you be doing?

I plan to travel the world, since society collapses, I'll just walk the Earth until I die.

>How many people do you see right next to each other in a golf course?
do you think rich boomers stay away from each other when they're golfing and talking shit?

Why the fuck did you do that?
You need a safe place always.

Why are nothingburgers trying so hard to convince others it's a nothingburger?

Is it wrong that I don't want it to end just yet so I can keep up this vacation? I hate being a wagecuck so fucking much.

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