Shriners Hospital

>Look at all the Walkers freaking out over a damn flu LOL

Dude, he has the same thing Hot Wheels has.

this kid should have been aborted

that's not a child.

Didn’t they read him in for that teeny tiny white kid with the smart haircut and the hearing aids?

Alec is getting old, they're moving on to the next kid.

>right on Caleb

That "kid" is actually 42 years old, he has one of those rare hormone disorders that halts puberty and aging.

People subconsciously sense when they're being lied to or not even if they don't know it, that's why these commercials piss you off... you know deep down a trickster is mocking your intelligence and attempting to swipe the contents of your wallet. It's completely okay to be angry at cheap underhanded bullshit like this.

It's called "shwinehz hospital" you faggot

>kid

This dude is 50 years old.

Another fucking E-Celeb

KEK

I wanna see more of that hot piano-playing asian girl with no right arm.

shriners are weird..

they are literally just a level of freemasonry, and it is mandatory to convert to islam to become one.
also those tiny cars make me nervous.

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ACTUALLY I HAVE IT FROM A GOOD SOURCE HES 60 . DUDE JUST TRUST ME

Fpbp kek
Just the hospital marketing exploiting kids to guilt trip people into donating. Then you donate, and the money is funneled into their salaries and advertising.

Never donate money for a charity

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And Shrines are a Masonic pedos

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>If you hand ovah yor kid, we will giv you dis adowable blankey

He’s like 30

He is 17 years old he has brittle bone disease you fucking goof, Shriner's hospital is a good foundation why do you have to be so hateful.

The first Temple established was Mecca Temple (now known as Mecca Shriners), established at the New York City Masonic Hall on September 26, 1872. Occultist (masonic brotherhood) teachings advocate for doing good deeds to balance out bad deeds, which is the only reason why this hospital exists: Shriners Hospital for Children is a cult rite. Hard to say what they are doing is actually "good" in this context as the families that seek out their quite alluring and unique healthcare services are potentially in danger of being lead astray from God for material reward. Accepting any help whatsoever from those who hate and reject God comes with a fine print which states: you are being tricked.

Dont be a dick man. Eugenics would have solved this problem but jews revel in goy misery and turn charity into a business. Now it's the White Man's burden.

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Don't you want your wuv to the wescue bwanket?? MEANIE :-(((

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they claim to drive these cars in parades because it makes the kids happy.

but in reality the kids are just jealous that these old farts are flexing with some sweet power wheels and wont allow anyone else to have a turn.

The problem with this advertisement is that it is way over played, every single commercial break on some stations. Way to abuse free nonprofit airtime for a profit. Fucking shriners with their blood red hat and their Islamic tribute symbols.
Fuck them, exploiting deformed kids for booze money.

Yep. He’s at the very end of the last commercial I saw. Puberty hit and his cute little baby voice is gone forever.

They don’t want to make kids happy, they want kids to make them happy.

Me too. I remember when first started seeing the commercial with this little peice of shit after i moved to nyc in 2016

Holy shit i remwber when his voice changed. Its fucking hilarious

He's probably just too lazy to walk around

On OTA sub-channels there are many of those ads begging for money. It's always 19$ a month.

HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING I THOUGHT OF TODAY WAS SATIRE

*blocks your path*

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>defends luciferian child rapists
>gets the mark of the beast

lmao

I want to punch him in the face

17:
>youtube.com/watch?v=MZna1q3ZOP4
Has osteogenesis imperfecta (Latin for fucked bone growth)

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So fucking goofy, looks like a clown car cult.

we need a boomer meme of a shriner burning rubber in front of a sad zoomer.

Just the other day, I was thinking that most of the Shriners kids are probably dead by now. The commercials are old enough and half those kids were in bad enough shape that Shriners is likely making money off dead cripples.

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It turns out that yelling "This is Sparta" and chucking the bugger off a cliff just doesn't generate the shekels like having him begging on tv does.

Take your meds, buddy.

this is the australian version of that kid.
he died in 2018.

press F lads.

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*douces the already flammable Chinese blanket in gasoline and throws a lit match*
Nothing personell kid.

>osteogenesis
That sucks but does he have to speak like a faggot?

Agreed. This.

Looks like the beaner version of that kid

F

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They’re Freemasons. Not that Freemasons are bad.

You never know when they'll move on. How long was it before people in TV moved on from this motherfucker. As long as people think he's 10 it's still funny right?

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Seriously the kids want to drive those little cars so bad. I know i did

Fuck you Alec can probably speak and act better than you can.

No.

He looks alot younger and they use that to pull the harp strings.

Satan Post Looks Suspicious

>kid
hes been on TV for at least a decade.

The dudes probably late 20s by now

Listen up fatty, there’s a new sheriff in town

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