Aus/pol/ - straight to the bin edition

Day 1, prices fucking plummet:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8239467/Malcolm-Turnbulls-autobiography-Bigger-Picture-sold-nearly-half-price.html

Where his book deserves to be:
strawpoll.me/19828698

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&chan.us/auspol/catalog
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

sneed :)

Based

Brave patriots warning Australians about infectious zones to avoid and stay safe.

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fags

australians are gay

they deserve to be replaced by niggers

>work full time and risk infection for $2000 a fortnight
>be worthless neet and get $1500 coronabux a fortnight

Doing nothing = $1500
Full time work = $2000
What does this say about our dollar? Why can't they just give us all $3000 a fortnight?

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neets get 1100 a fortnight for 6 months.. and you'll still have your job when this all blows over. meanwhile neets are forced into mutual obligations as of next monday the 27th.

we could literally get everything free if we made electronics and cars again
shit requires fuck all employees

(((JobKeeper))) is $1500 a fortnight for doing nothing.
I'm the only cunt working in all of aus/pol/ and it makes me rage that all my tax goes to neets, and my savings become worthless as millions of cunts apply for welfare.

Fucking foreigners.

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>only got on cenno a month ago
>surprise $750 stimulus appeared in my bank this morning

Based scomo

>only cunt working
Fuck off princess.

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NEETs asleep, earning just $250 less a week than me working 8am-6pm Mon-Fri employed in IT.

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non-QLD/SA fags will never know this feel

LMAO

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You got a loicense fo dat death stick, mate?

Actually you do have to work, as long as you work 1 shift a week you are eligable.

Oh fuggg :DDDDD pls dont call QPOL :DDDDDD

What diversity hire did this fella come form?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8241091/Brave-woman-24-set-alight-raped-tortured-says-strangers-look-like-shes-monster.html

>set alight
>raped
>tortured
In that order? Was she summoning fire demons?

I’m not even on Centrelink or jobkeepers and $750 hit my account

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>That gel blaster feel

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it’s a dumb shit country and being ambitious is for cucks, always has been really, not only that those cunts nicking your money got to fuck the shit out of your wife when she was young

Quiet day around here hey folks

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lucky you.
Been single income husband and father for the past decade, not living lavishly but kids don't go without. $20K of my own money that I've already earned would really work a treat this year (want to expand family, got no more space to do so - would love to build onto the back of the house - which needs tearing down and repairing anyway).
Can I access it? No, no I can't. I've got to build high speed rail, bail out an airline, and fund some boomer cunts cruises.

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we are dangerously low on burgers please send help

Come say hello to /auspol/ on 9 chan.
&chan.us/auspol/catalog
>replace & in the url with 9
It's like 4pol, only an entire board dedicated to Aussie politics, and fedposters get banned

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gates seems to hate overpopulation hopefully this is the cure

This satanic cunt from the wikileaks dump?
(I didn't bother to check it out, just assumed it was a LARP of old shit again)

i can picture an edgy boi with this but fucken hell a woman in medicine actual satanist

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Word around some parts is the Gates foundation may of had a security incident

wtf based holy digits. checked

Oh no! Who would do such a thing to such a moral and upstanding charity?

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Workin every day cunt

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sucked in wagies, it’s already in my account

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>Microsoft man
>Security issues
typical

Me too, mate. Hooray for being 'essential.'