/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3373 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

Null from kiwi farms finished his project

4. There could be INFECTED NIGGERS anywhere.

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OY M8 YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO NEET???

GIT BACK TO WORK !

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The happening is happening

Bros you said it was just week end numbers!
Corona chan is losing!
Hope cucks are rallying!!

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End the lockdowns now!
(I'm staying home of course)

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Nothingborgor

Reminder: Sweden’s curve is like everyone else’s because they are naturally submissive and incorporated measures like social distancing automatically.

Meanwhile in the US we’re having protests and retards not wearing masks, and our result is worse than anywhere.

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I love you Corona Chan!

I love Maki!

WE LIVE IN AN ECONOMY!

kek
I'd love to move to Spain, it's just that I don't have any skills and the only Spanish words are now are "pendejo", "puta" and "madre".
I do know how to grow weed though, so I guess I wouldn't need to work.

DOOMER Chads

Hope SIMPS

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Green?

Americans in general are consoomers and have no savings to speak of.

>deaths flat lining worldwide for well over a week now
Kek its over, eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers.

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Guys where can I download more RAM? My computer is really slow.

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>Oh no not muh niggers and boomers

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>boomer dad is paid to sit at home and respond to about 2-5 emails a day
>paid 4000 euros a month

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 816,385 (45,174) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 148,291 (5,033) #6 United Kingdom 129,044 (17,337) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Brazil 43,079 (2,741) #12 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #13 Canada 38,422 (1,833) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 20,080 (645) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,942 (184) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,135 (263) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,683 (237) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Poland 9,856 (401) #29 Pakistan 9,565 (201) #30 Romania 9,242 (498) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,191 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +23,626 (+2,660) #2 Russia +5,642 (+51) #3 Turkey +4,611 (+119) #4 United Kingdom +4,301 (+828) #5 Spain +3,968 (+430) #6 Italy +2,729 (+534) #7 France +2,667 (+531) #8 Brazil +2,336 (+154) #9 Canada +1,593 (+143) #10 India +1,541 (+53) #11 Peru +1,512 (+39) #12 Iran +1,297 (+88) #13 Germany +1,226 (+171) #14 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #15 Belgium +973 (+170) #16 Netherlands +729 (+165) #17 Pakistan +673 (+25) #18 Sweden +545 (+185) #19 Portugal +516 (+27) #20 Mexico +511 (+26) #21 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #22 Belarus +459 (+4) #23 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #24 Ukraine +415 (+10) #25 Ireland +388 (+43) #26 Indonesia +375 (+26) #27 Chile +325 (+8) #28 Romania +306 (+20) #29 Ecuador +270 (+13) #30 Poland +263 (+21) #31 Serbia +260 (+5) #32 Israel +229 (+7) #33 Panama +191 (+10) #34 Denmark +180 (+6) #35 Colombia +172 (+7)…

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install gentoo

Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

>Breaking news AM burger time: Worst is over states to begind reopinging
>Breaking news PM burger time: Highest daily death total yet and still rising
Just going to sit back and enjoy the ride

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Lockdown is working but we already seeing most normies collapse under the strain of not being able to go anywhere for a little over 3 weeks. By mid May we'll start to see schools and most businesses back in service, bars and clubs probably won't come back any time soon.

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New flat drawing

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Honesty.

Forgive.

Hope

From now on, all hazmat corona characters must be Love Live characters.

>all the people spamming Taiwan #1 at Tedros

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Kek

"bat fried rice" T-shirt lmaaoooo

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Compassion.

>schools
Highly unlikely unless they start in the next week I can't really see them re-opening them for just 2 weeks.

What was in the leaks? I just got back, qrd blease

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So George Conway just retweeted a tweet about /ourguy/ Bill Mitchell and last week he retweeted Crowder. Wtf is going on in this clownworld

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Bravery

RED

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install some low end operating system like arch linux

Proud negro.

I missed those

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Is this shit supernatural or something? How can it keep spreading nonstop and forever regardless of what you do? Did we ever had an illness that was this contagious?
I feel like you could lock everybody up in solitary confinement for 4 weeks and there would still be thousands of cases in every countries and tons of deaths.
This shit is a fucking plot hole or something. Or something hacked the system and cheats.

use the other hand

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Why do my fellow countrymen need to be retarded? I had pride in my country before this. Now this virus has made me realize just how stupid we are.

I think the stress is opening up some select normies to see behind the curtain

What's that pic from?

5. The warm, slightly stale air of his suit was

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It’s almost as if it’s a bioweapon that was focused on spreading as much as possible and disabling sans mass killing

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh stop teasing me for the love of god. Just give it to me please aaaaaaaaahh

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people still meet somewhere, to get groceries etc, you only need 1 coofer to infect lots of people

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What project? I thought he was trying to be a feeder for that one mukbang girl

Seriously considering this. I'm going to see if I can buy a CD somewhere but it's gonna be a pain with this lockdown.

What's this job called? I remember being a freelance writer with similar workload, but I was only getting like $300 per month kek

This dude is insecure.

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Do I assemble all of these into a single pic or something?

Goldberg, Stone, and Nelson need their small boost before so they can cash out before the inevitable super crash and harder/longer lockdowns.

Easy to get the peons unhappy with the right words.

user, this should make you appreciate modern medicine and sanitation more

Shit like this has been a feature of human life all through its existence.

By pandemic standards, this is a baby pandemic. Remember that serious ones like the Black Plague wiped out a third of Europe's population, and Spanish Flu killed an estimated 10% of the global population

If we were to ever hit those numbers (we won't), we will have 700M dead.

Everyone keeps acting like this is something new and unprecedented, but shit like this keeps happening naturally.

>buy a cd

Just download it bro. Its only about 700mb.

I don't even know who this guy is

Smallpox was the dankest shit. Wiped out 90% of native americans and nobody even gives a shit

He's that funny coping nothingburger guy in denial.

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What does that even mean?

>we won’t
Tell that to the protesters who want to go to work while the number of infected/dead each day is at best staying steady

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GREEN in its own way

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frens, what do you predict will be the next big happening in this corona party?

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That's Dill Bitchell, he speculates on oil prices or something. He might be involved in the email leaks from yesterday

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>mfw my state is opening up bowling allies, restaurants, hair salons, movie theaters, and basically ever other close-proximity business at the end of the week

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one of the biggerst shitposters out there

bureaucrat

Blanket lockdowns in every country and city are retarded

Every culture is different and not every city has the same population density

If we didn't have strict lockdowns in Mumbai, we would have 1M dead in the city alone

Can corona do 450k in five days?

I’m pretty sure he’s answering someone’s tweet to him and is retarded and doesn’t know how to do it right. That it’s an intern slowly going insane

boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/254502437#bottom

So uh what's going on with coronavirus?

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Ground zero for wave 2

it's trump's alt twitter account

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How can southern California have so many dead if "warm weather will stop the virus"?

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90k a day average, I'd say it's possible but unlikely

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RUSSIANS WHO DON'T MONITOR SOSACH, ATTENTION PLASE
There is a leaked conversation from Moscow police headquarters WhatsApp where they say that everyone without a QR-code pass will be arrested and fined. They're actively seeking for people now.
twitter.com/zelenayalenta/status/1252698567942291458
AND WHY ARE THEY ALL WOMEN WHAT THE FUCK

of course its a hoax, but it's funny to watch nothingburgerfags and happeningfags fight each other.

how have I only heard about this goon from /cvg/ what as he posting pre corona?

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Oh.

Corona-chan - " Oil is looking green, good day today"

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>"you know what it would be funny? if we completely fucked our economy over nothing"

either voice-over or deliberate to cause panic

RIP Georgia. Giving Florida a run for their money.

Doesn't matter really. This thing is simply not fatal enough in its present form. Even if we were to hit 50% infection rate, its not coming anywhere close to Spanish Flu numbers.

Just goes to show how valuable human life has become with declining birth rates. If someone died of a disease in 1900, you just shrugged and moved on

Oh wait, it's Novosibirsk, not Moscow.
No matter, it only means that situation is this dire in ALL Russian regions. Be safe.

Who says you don’t already, I can’t imagine India testing with a fine tooth comb, he’ll id be shocked if you even have combs there and don’t just mindlessly throw the corpses into the gangies and pretend nothing is wrong it’s only untouchables dying

basado

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QR code?
Explain russiabro

Yeah I know but our standards are a whole world away from those of medieval Europe for example. The black plague spread like hell because cities were dirty as fuck and people didn't take baths or get rid of rats. Today this stuff wouldn't be able to spread anymore, this is what wonders me so much. That Corona has an infection rate similar to the black plague but not only in modern times and regardless of how tidy a city is but even during lockdowns with people sanitizing non-stop and many even wearing masks.
This feels like some bizarro reality to me. I am not even particularly afraid or anything, I am just wondering nonstop.