He “coofed” in my direction

> An NYPD source said that “dick pic” photos of real penises have also been texted to 311, and a caller phoned in a tip that de Blasio was seen performing oral sex on someone “in an alleyway behind a 7-11” early Sunday.
> “He looked at me…and coofed in my direction,” the caller said, according to a photo of the 311 operator’s computer screen provided to The Post.

Which one of you got quoted in the nypost?

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>de Blasio was seen performing oral sex on someone “in an alleyway behind a 7-11”
Why did this make me laugh so hard

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Somebody citizens arrest deblasio for blowing people in alleys behind 711

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These are very serious allegations of sexual impropriety by Mayor Deblasio. I also have it from very credible sources who are government officials that the whistleblower is a female. I, for one, believe all women. I don't know about the rest of you.

When is the NYPD going to investigate these allegations? Are elected officials above the law? This is not the America I want to raise my children in.

Which one of you niggers was behind this?

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> phoned in a tip

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>crashing this tip line with no survivors

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top fucking kek

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De Blasio is a danger to our values, sucking dicks in allies is illegal btw.

Bill de Blasio's hideous nigger mutt family

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Here was my tip

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>Lich saved me
What did they mean by this?

>a caller phoned in a tip that de Blasio was seen performing oral sex on someone “in an alleyway behind a 7-11” early Sunday.

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Batman can’t save us

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He died or corona then a Lich revived him

Which one of you fuckers told them you say Bill de Blasio sucking dick behind a 7-11?

>coofed
It actually says "coofed." Yas Forums confirmed.
nypost.com/2020/04/21/de-blasios-social-distancing-tip-line-flooded-with-obscenities/

I remember the post. It said De Blasio was blowing a tranny behind the 7/11 and took the dick out of his mouth looked at the guy and coofed in his general direction.

Fucking lol

Shit, I lost my window of opportunity to join in the fun :(. Sad.

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Looks like we just shut it down.

Sending billions of dick pics (and UHD 8k dick videos should bandwidth increases demand it) will be the future of the fight against dystopian government overreach.

Can someone please edit him into the gay blowjob/bear in background pic?

More like r/pol. This place has turned to utter shit, not that it was ever good, but damn.

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I didn't screenshot it but the kicker was the next question on the form:
>Is this a recurring problem?
Yes

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Kek

I like how nypost left out the black tranny part Kek

>indigenous rat population
as a leaf this is a real knee slapper

surely deblasio could suck off black trannies in his own home

All those poor boys wanted was a tip

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>Phuk Nam
My sides!

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