FUCK GUYS WHAT DO I DO

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please dont tell me that you have genuinely come to Yas Forums for real advice

>having a daughter
I had a daughter once, it was great...at first. She was a total daddy’s girl, and then one day it was like a switch flipped and she became a real pain in the ass. The final straw was when I came home from work one day and my daughter informs me that she’d be needing to borrow some money and my car so that she could go out with some friends for the evening. Keep in mind that this was a school night and she was a fucking junior in high school. I told her that she wasn’t going anywhere until she had finished her homework. She rolled her eyes and made some comment under her breath. I decided right then and there that I had fucking had it. I dropped my pants, and began to focus every ounce of my rage and willpower on her. She screamed “wtf are you doing dad omg!” But it was too late. She began to collapse, began to soften, began turning more liquid than solid, until she had been reduced back into a puddle of semen on the floor. This glob of goop that had formerly been my daughter shot back into my cock and into my balls. I instantly developed the most frighteningly swollen nutsack and a massive erection that took every deciliter of my blood volume to maintain. My wife by now had heard this commotion and come running up the stairs. She took one look at my gigantic throbbing shlong and immediately dropped her panties and bent over the handrail by the stairs. I shuffled over and shoved my engorged member into her squish mitten. She orgasmed instantly, causing me to shoot a load the size of a 17 year old girl directly into her uterus. We uncoupled, both utterly exhausted. My wife’s abdomen began to distend rapidly, she began to scream and push with the old familiar pains of childbirth. A few minutes later it was all over, she gave birth to a beautiful, strong, and healthy 17 year old son that does his fucking homework without having to be told

Treat your wife right while in front of your daughter. Exposing her to a healthy relationship and logical interaction will make a huge difference in how she picks a mate. Also, if you’re hateful to niggers in front her, you might as well tell her she’s built for BBC.

Make sure you build a good bond. Make sure you child can always talk to you about anything. Having that kind of relationship with your child pays off later when things start happening.

kek

If your first thought is "how do I stop her from being a whore" when you've just found out your gunna be a dad, she doesn't have a chance in life.

Travis?

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This. Be a good parent. Don't let her buy into the degenerate Disney princess shit because she'll turn into a self-centered thot.

>My wife and just went to the doctor and it's official: We're having a daughter.
Do you know who the father is , OP?

>How do I make sure she doesn't turn into a whore?

Snip the clit. Only thing that works. Then marry her off on her 13th birthday. Oh and no (((Christianity))).

>How do I make sure she doesn't turn into a whore?

Keep her away from the mass media propaganda that's designed to demoralize and brainwash little children with the leftist propaganda.

Be mindful of her teachers and take an active interest in what they are trying to teach her. Don't be afraid to challenge the principal and sue them if need be.

The (((public educational system))) is going to do its hardest to turn your daughter into a degenerate brainwashed moron that doesn't commit WrongThink and instead thinks how the leftist dogma wants it to think.

It's your job to prevent these satanic degenerates from infecting the mind of your daughter with their anti-American propaganda.

This. It's hygienic too.

based leaf

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Ugh, I'm trying right now to knock up my wife and I'll be honest. I'd rather have a son.

>How do I make sure she doesn't turn into a whore?
Enroll her in an SSPX school.
sspx.org/en/community/schools

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Inb4 jordan peterson

What you gonna do if he wants to go out early faggot?

Move to Utah if you don't already live there, basically live in a conservative small town, avoid cities, you don't raise your kid s o c I e t y raises your kid.

she can only consume art/entertainment made before 1945 as long as you can control it.

A man raising a daughter is the ultimate cuck. I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.

tl;dr abort it

Listen here, bucko...

With dads like you no surprise these girls and up the first dick that pretends to care about her. And many other dicks after.

This, don't visibly hate niggers, subtly dislike them.

You have no other option but to love her with your whole heart. Daughters are awesome. Congrats dude!

Fpbp

My sister said an old wives tell about Men having daughters is because they treated Women bad and now they have to suffer by having a daughter

Don't even bother, mate. Just try again and hope for a son.

Wouldn't Finland be the new USA if they're obsessed with interracial dicks?

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Бaзeд

If your sister wasn't also your mom I would consider that pertinent info.