Brit/pol/ - return of the mac edition

I swear I've seen this bot posting other places in this style before.

stfu i'm pube and none of that is true

i'm the bad kid with a bad hoe and a fast whip hit the gas im an asshole

ALGERIAN COCKS
BIG ROCK HARD SUDANESE DICKS CUMMING IN RUSSIAN ANUSES
COCK COCK
COCK

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>pube

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lmfao I've utterly annihilated this thread already

Some may find this boring, but I love you lads lots.

London is beautiful, in any case.
:)

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meant for

she seems nice

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>t. confirmed omnisconner

crack in the knackers all round

pube is a chinless jew

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Go on my son, unleash that single digit Jewish IQ of yours.

can the pakis just fuck off out of this fucking thread it's not paki pol you fucking niggers

If he'd applied himself early enough he could be a line manager for Greggs and phoning you up when you've slept in.

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that's a nonce m8

This.

Mummy help, my willy's on fire

Fuck me there's so much fun driving to be had all over the world right now because the tards are off the road, all of it wasted.

Who grassed up Adil Rashid to the tax man?
You stupid idiots - he's serious pissed!
He's not only Yorkshire's best bowler, he's the best in England.
He's literally the 'Ngubu of cricket'.
Stop hurting our beautiful diversity, it's the only sports ball we can win.
I'm going to email the labour party so Angela Eagle can tell HMRC how racist they are.
Bigots.

>Never paid taxes for 5 years straight on his £1million quid a year salary.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8230133/England-cricket-World-Cup-winner-Adil-Rashid-fined-36-000-tax-avoidance.html

>people who don't pay taxes - no politicians because they're better at hiding it.
gov.uk/government/publications/publishing-details-of-deliberate-tax-defaulters-pddd/current-list-of-deliberate-tax-defaulters

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you've never been in a fight lad
and you envy him for his poorly defined chin?

'ELLO, BONGS!

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what should i do if i have a unironic brap fetish?

just dont understand why you all envy me for cruising at 140mph down the backroads and had my passenger record it just cos you ain't caught me???

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why are you conflating me with a known sconner?

fap to braps

I pity you incels.
you take the bait every time.
you fall for the LARP every thread.
you envy a persona that I made up.
I made it up as a fictional character and now you envy an imaginary character on an image board going to imaginary parties - having imaginary sex and taking imaginary drugs.
you are pathetic.
there never was an eddie.
there never was a pube/preube.
there were never any fights at the docks.
he never slept in his car.
he was a fictional LARP.
it was all a glowie GCHQ LARP.
AND NOW YOU BEG FOR HIM TO POST IN YOUR THREAD!
YOU VIRGINS ALWAYS TAKE THE BAIT.
sconners never change.
autists never change.
britpol never changes

Hello

do a video you LARPing incel

FOOKIN LETS HAVE IT EN LAD!

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>envy him for his poorly defined chin?

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feds on road wanna shift me they say i drive too quickly

Stop watching porn

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mate i'll toe punt your bollcks right up your arsehole and send you home to wales.

why didn't you show up at the docks?

Scottish "people" are subhuman

Christ lads I keep fucking farting and it stinks

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>28mph
stop it ffs nobody's impressed by your fiat panda

you cant test my styley

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>mfw when al/ck/ farts

says 140 don't know what you're LARPing about you spastic

you're fuming you slow piece of shit

i do that already

trying to but already stuck with the fetish and want a girl to... you know

but you won't even leave your mum's loft?
well? why do you?
stop trying to live vicariously through my party exploits you sad virgin
aren't you a confirmed omnisconner?

>REEEE don't out me as a low IQ LARPing kike. I'll unleash cokeposer and spam even more REEEE

The fucking state of Pube.

just don't understand why you can't do a video like me, because you're a LARPing virgin or something lmfao?

just don't understand why everybody with the slightest bit of personality has to be me

about an hour ago i got a call from a girl i haven't seen or talked to in 5+ years saying she wants to suck my dick and maybe record it. seriously.

i'm picking her up tomorrow. i'm a 27 year old virgin, please help me guys. this really couldn't have come at a worse time. i'm in unkempt and depressed lockdown mode. she's damn hot.

unless you're names skepta or wiley
ahaha i knew that one n i don't know shit about grime

he cant recover from the fact that he spent a month chatting to a trap

why are you conflating me with a known Horlick's-quaffer?
that's not albert docks?

>pube vs eddie thread

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son i'll beat you like panel, and then phone a seagull.

the girls get their phones out and record me they wanna draw me so they follow on twitter and stalk me but they get aired so they block and report me ay

you have to shave your balls.

what "video like you"? i dont do dungeons and dragons streams?
sounds like a LARP t b h kid

Spent a month building a relationship with himself so he could talk about dicks pretending to be a girl and he fucked it up and had to switch to outing a tranny.
He's a full on closet case mate. Its a very Jewish thing t b h.

The dregs of humanity, crawling pasty filth. The sound of a scot is almost as repellent as his stench. Absolute human refuse, it's like a collection of all the worst genetics of the British isles scraped up into a country. I wish you perverts had the balls to vote for independence but no you cowardly filth couldn't even manage that.

lmfao you're so intimidated you're LARPing even more you can't miss me if i'm not doing numbers on you i'm in my m5 cruising down the backroads at 150 ay

you've never so much as sent a telegram to a cockatoo you LARPcel

state of this

i'm living freely while you can't live free

they say you only use 10% of your brain well i use six, if i was to use 10% man would start levitating shit

i'm making movies while you're playing your ps3

Politics lads

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Hello, are you well?

levitating back under your covers to have a big cry you terrified virgin?

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>Dad is drunk again
What the hell is going on? It's like a schizo AI arguing with itself while smoking space crack.

but I'm the only lawless swine who lives by his own law and disregards the so-called "law" of mere mortal men?

i don't back down mate

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Not bad lad, you?

youre a knob with three tits and an empty packet of fags. go suckle on your slut-mothers rancid teats and cry some more, you fucking stickle brick.

i'm like 5% scottish

the irrefutable fact is that cokeposter has done profound numbers on this board.
his manhands LARP will be here long after we have all caught and died from the virus.
and who are we to judge his brap and trap fetish?
known nonce omnisconners are just BTFO by his constant partying, shagging of bimbos and injecting of smack and ketamine.

ok do a video like me then you stupid incel

You realise that makes you non-white?

based Lozza Tozza

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that's a good thing because white people can't fight mate

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This. It's not even pubes now, pubes was murdered meeting an user on Liverpool dockside two years ago, he was so powerful people now pretend to be him because deep down they envy him.

Same with eddie.

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>NORF FC INLAND REVENUE ENFORCEMENT SQUAD

>HELLO MATE
>U FAWGHT YOU WER GONNA GET OFF WITHOUT PAYING CORPOORASHUN TAX
>NAAH MATE
>BIG BAZZA 'ERE TO MAKE U PAY MUSH.

>IMMA JUS' ELPIN T' INLAND REVENUE MAN
>SO WE CAN PAY OFF T' NATIONAL DEBT QUICKER LIKE, A WONGA LOAN MATE
>WE DON'T WANT TO BE IN DEBT FOREVER RITE? JUS' LIKE A WONGA LOAN ROLLOVER
>THE PRIVATE SHAREHOLDERS ON THE BOEN WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED THAT.
>PLUS YA KNOW, DIANNE ABBOT DRINKS LIKE A BLUDDY HORSE
>SHE SPENDS A FAIR FEW BOB IN EXPENSES AT THE BAR LIKE.
>SO EVERY COUPLE QUID 'ELPS

Yeah, I'm guessing the tax man isn't going to see anything from this enterprise below, given it's in China and that name looks abit dodgy. I'll just tell them to send a couple boxes of surgical masks and the return of Hong Kong and we'll call it quits.

>Shenzhenshizengtuodianzi Shangwuyouxiangongsi
>1401 Hua Cheng Yuan 6 Xiang 4 Dong Wu He Lu, Ban Tian Jie Dao Long Gang Qu, Shenzhen, Guangdong, 518000, People’s Republic of China

gov.uk/government/publications/publishing-details-of-deliberate-tax-defaulters-pddd/current-list-of-deliberate-tax-defaulters

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That is nice; I ma quite alright, ordered some books today :)

This is Pube when he's not LARPing as a woman mate. This is how Pube normally goes about getting the attention he needs, it goes on for months until he thinks of a new LARP.

>Dehvid Lammeh

but I told you I don't do warhammer streams like you you massive virgin? lmfao
why are you conflating me with a known tranny?
lad you couldn't take out a mortgage on one of my nub ends you poverty stricken faglet

>shitskin cope
haha feels good to not be a nigger

first of all stop accusing everyone who's been to a party of being me, 2nd of all i've posted pictures and videos you fucking mong