/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3371 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

► Detected: 2,551,137 (+70,634) ► Died: 177,148 (+6,751) ► Day: 103 (-04:24:08)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.6x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,673 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► TRUMP ◄
youtu.be/D-LdYjES8z0
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>NEWS
Tests don't detect neutralizing antibodies, necessary for immunity
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Oil prices go negative, first time in history
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Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
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90% of positives in antibody tests might be false, "accuracy" misleading
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Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
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Antibody tests are known to detect other unrelated coronaviruses
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>ARCHIVE
Survivors will be immunocompromised
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In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
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Scientists warned SARS was going to reemerge in China
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NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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US not counting at least 2700 nursing home deaths in official toll
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>LATEST
1541 new cases and 53 new deaths in India
22732 new cases and 2583 new deaths in the United States
2336 new cases and 154 new deaths in Brazil
1381 new cases and 141 new deaths in Canada
1226 new cases and 171 new deaths in Germany
1 new case in Trinidad and Tobago
37 new cases and 3 new deaths in Côte d'Ivoire
4 new deaths in Guadeloupe
7 new cases in Costa Rica

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/21/public-health-england-admits-coronavirus-tests-used-send-nhs/
archive.is/CPnfi
youtube.com/watch?v=b_g8CocJlBE
newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2020/04/coronavirus-interest-in-underground-bunkers-in-new-zealand-surges-as-america-s-wealthy-elite-eager-to-escape-covid-ravaged-us.html
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>Dead: 175,760
lol, still only 175,760.
How many days has it been stuck at 175,760? Four days? Five days?

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>OMG TOM HANKS IS GONNA DIIEEE!!!
>OMG BORIS JOHNSON IS GONNA DIIEEE!!!
>OMG KIM JONG UN IS GONNA DIIEEE!!!
>OMG BOLSONARO IS GONNA DIIEEE!!!
>GUYS MY LOGARITHMS SAY IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN APRIL
>NO ACTUALLY THE BEGINNING OF MAY
>NO ACTUALLY THE END OF MAY
>NO ACTUALLY
*gets shot*

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Imagine the sheer mental gymnastics it takes to make out 175,000 deaths (and counting) to be a “nothingburger.”
If you had told someone 4 months ago that something with hundreds of thousands of deaths will come but it won’t be anything to worry about, you would be seen as a fucking weirdo.

Homeless WA user here
Small update but I feel like posting incase muh internet frens worried about me (I'll go back to r*ddit now)
Been off a couple days, felt really sick again and slept most of yesterday. Feel ok today just get winded fast (walked 1m to get some of my wood and had to rest before returning, not normal)
It's supposed to start raining for the next few days, so I've begun the process of scattering my gear again.
Still digging, seeing less people on the trails. Back to hearing the above normal 10-15 sirens a day, Saturday I heard 30+ easily. Hope you guys are still ok. Stay safe frens

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Louisiana only had 331 new cases today. Quite the improvement, until you notice how bad they are lagging on updating other information. I don't know how that pertains to the 44% drop in new cases., but it makes me question things.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BEST DICK SUCKER IN HUMAN HISTORY, MRS. HEATHER BROOKE IS BACK! ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THE PANDEMIC IS HER RETURN TO THE INTERNET!!

SPREAD THE NEWS FAR AND WIDE, HIGH AND LOW THAT HEATHER BROOKE IS BACK!!!!!!!!

GENTLEMEN, I'M THINKEN, SHE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I hope you're doing alright. Stay healthy fren

ah the famous no testing technique

IT'S HAPPENING IN JAPAN

IT'S HAPPENING IN JAPAN

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BREAKING: the Gates Foundation, World Health Organization and Wuhan Institute of Virology have all been hacked and thousands of emails, passwords, and Documents Leaked

What was in the email accounts? Did you guys find anything?

>Team
>Status report?

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If i get numbers, corona is definitely blown out of its proportion

>I'll go back to r*ddit now
Why the fuck do you post here, and have the audacity of announcing yourself as a redditor?
Fuck you, you will survive anyways

if you told them 150k usually dies in the same period...

Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

Forgot picture.

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fuck off thread splitter

stay safe fren

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the economy needs to start up again. So better not report anything

I hope you are staying safe! Please don't take any silly risks out there!

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Revy may be a chink, but she's /mychink/

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Will the muttoids pass 3k deaths today? Either way S to shit ont he graves on all the degenerate golems that have died hopefully it mutates and starts killing their children too.
The average amerimutt is below even the lowest nigger, probably thats why all their women are nigegr fucking whores and they fele the need to spread it through their media to the entire world.

Nobody wants to see 50 year old mutt bitches suck dick

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The rona is affecting my digestion. My body is fucking falling apart. Is there really no cure and I'll just remain gimped and sick until I die? Wtf

2. He thought,

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You are infected?

literally who is this 40 year old woman, and why should i care?

roll

I've tried the pastebins and archived links provided in the article but they seem to have been removed already. What was in the emails? There's something about dry ice.

Where are the docs? All I've seen was fake and gay

I hope you die you piece of shit

Daily reminder
>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream

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look at these sweet digits

You have made airborne aids?

Serious question. What is your purpose?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/21/public-health-england-admits-coronavirus-tests-used-send-nhs/

>TEST KITS DONT WORK
OHNONONONO
>TEST KITS DONT WORK
OHNONONO
>TEST KITS DONT WORK

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Post the source and info here, user.
archive.is/CPnfi

Stop teasing you fucking bastard, you're gonna make me get into archiving the egregore of death again

Why is the gypsy so angry

PУCCКИE BПEPЁД
И cepбы тoжe.

I don't suppose we are dead again
youtube.com/watch?v=b_g8CocJlBE

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I remember in one of the previous threads dutch user looked it through and confirmed that corona was artificially slpliced with HIV

Except that's a straight lie.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 815,491 (45,097) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 148,291 (5,033) #6 United Kingdom 129,044 (17,337) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Brazil 43,079 (2,741) #12 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #13 Canada 38,210 (1,831) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 20,080 (645) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,942 (184) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,135 (263) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,683 (237) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Poland 9,856 (401) #29 Pakistan 9,565 (201) #30 Romania 9,242 (498) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,191 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +22,732 (+2,583) #2 Russia +5,642 (+51) #3 Turkey +4,611 (+119) #4 United Kingdom +4,301 (+828) #5 Spain +3,968 (+430) #6 Italy +2,729 (+534) #7 France +2,667 (+531) #8 Brazil +2,336 (+154) #9 India +1,541 (+53) #10 Peru +1,512 (+39) #11 Canada +1,381 (+141) #12 Iran +1,297 (+88) #13 Germany +1,226 (+171) #14 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #15 Belgium +973 (+170) #16 Netherlands +729 (+165) #17 Pakistan +673 (+25) #18 Sweden +545 (+185) #19 Portugal +516 (+27) #20 Mexico +511 (+26) #21 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #22 Belarus +459 (+4) #23 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #24 Ukraine +415 (+10) #25 Ireland +388 (+43) #26 Indonesia +375 (+26) #27 Chile +325 (+8) #28 Romania +306 (+20) #29 Ecuador +270 (+13) #30 Poland +263 (+21) #31 Serbia +260 (+5) #32 Israel +229 (+7) #33 Panama +191 (+10) #34 Denmark +180 (+6) #35 Morocco +163 (+2)…

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150,000 people die a day bro

Even the elites know its fucked
newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2020/04/coronavirus-interest-in-underground-bunkers-in-new-zealand-surges-as-america-s-wealthy-elite-eager-to-escape-covid-ravaged-us.html
Yas Forums was right again

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keep us posted and stay safe fren

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>Approximately 1.35 million people die in road crashes each year, on average 3,700 people lose their lives every day on the roads.
3700 x 4months = 444,000.

how long does it take to dig a fucking hole, srsly go back to r*ddit, its always a different hole too
quit larping

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roll

Just want to spread a bit of happiness and remind people to take care of themselves.

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WHAT IS THE US DOING
I THOUGHT THEY PEAKED

Is Sweden actually the only country doing the right thing? They might have up to 600k infected and most doesn't know they had the virus. People aren't dropping dead in the streets, hospitals aren't flooded with people and economy keeps rolling

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Nothing wrong with this. As a weed grower I'm familiar with the process, although I grow indoors. Some of the acquaintances of mine grow outdoors, and they get sizable harvests in the span of 3 to 4 months due to using autoflowering strains that don't require a long summer.
Cannabis is a fucking gold mine, it's always in demand, even a retard can grow it, it doesn't erode the soil and has tons of uses besides getting high.
This why our gubmint doesnt want it legal, it would make common people rich very fast.
I hope crossposting through 2 threads isn't too cringe.

Post the post number or screen capture it and upload the pic, please.

>22732 new cases and 2583 new deaths in the United States

Bloody hell. it's going up again.

If given the chance to do this to your and your entire worthless family i would do it in a heartbeat, fuck you. I'm not mad i just want all you degenerate whitoids to die painfully.

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roll

#VALUE! Gary

stop

Please stay safe fren. You are a survival badass. Glad to see you keep posting here. Not trying to be paranoid or making you feel uneasy but if you keep experiencing bad symptons, please try to get help. Hopefully it would be nothing related to this pandemic

It's because they have a literal psychopath lesbian updating the GIS map

I don't want to die bros

NOW

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It’s actually sad to see /cvg/threads calming down. It was fun

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> Documents
bullshit, where are they

there is no way in hell. you know it, i know it.

Viruses are our friends. We've always lived together with them. Do you know why viruses still haven't killed us all? Because they love us.

one last time bro

It clearly isn't

Gypsy you need to calm down
Lockdowns will end maybe a year from now and your caravan team can come do burglaries in Western Europe again

Imagine having a border to those.

pandemic
>Non contagious vs contagious
Don't think so tim

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Is that the common core answer?

Yeah, everything is fine, just ignore the deaths

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