Fix Mexico in a single post, without the US military or deep state getting involved in any way

Annex

So, you want to get glassed by Russia.

Pic related. Fixed.

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Junta that wipes out the cartels and corruption.

Also stop making everything out of cement

1. Legalize marijuana. Take a large chunk of cartel profits, which reduces the possible bribes and corruption.

2. Encourages the Mennonites to breed like crazy. Indoctrinate everyone else with liberal memes that reduce child birth.

3. Wait 100 years.

4. Olé

Mexico needs a 2nd amendment.

fpbp

Massive irrigation efforts from mountain ranges. A boycott of neighborhoods and districts housing illegal and nefarious groups of people / gangs. This allows police and military to steamroll in. Removal of anyone in office who is seen as corrupt or potentially corrupt until proven guilty. A maximized effort of restoring and building tourist locations, including a new modern pyramid, fashioned into a resort on a coastline. Artificial estuary buildup to semi desalinize water and use as rice farms using salt water rice developed by China. Opening the boarder completely to US and Canada to produce offshore and within territory drilling. Opening up in conjunction with many foreign aid workers English schools. Imagine Mexico with more English than Spanish speakers. Use jew tactics as a means of subverting jews, dominate Mexican culture to uplift and grow.

Chavo del ocho
Tequila
Tacos & burritos
¡Arriba ay, ay, ay!

this

mexico is unfixable, in 10 generations mexico will still have a agriculture-based economy and drug cartels.

Splintered Drug Kingdoms with their vassals controlling different parts of Mexico.

Maybe some overt oppression will light a fire under the ass of the Mexican people to stand up and do something. Otherwise, at least they can be loyal to their Drug Kings and Cannibal Lords.

Porfiriato

Massive eugenics program to fix their racial problem.

A special task force consisting of orphans whose only goal is to kill the cartels

Kick Chiapas and Oaxaca out of the Federation.

India has nukes now.

>implying the us military or deep state would get involved

they're too cucked now for that

Try South America ........... where everyone speaks your language and is like 3 xthe size of the US

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Why is a Mexican cosplaying as a T*rk?

ElBronco

whiter druglords

>without the US military or deep state getting involved in any way

Loaded question.

Shut down every border permanently, wait until they all kill each other after some drug war to end all drug wars, then annex the shithole.

> Dictatorship.
> Forbidden all aztec LARPing.
> Make a deal with cartels to stop being so violent; if not pay mercenaries to kill them.
> Legalize soft drugs to drop the price down so people stop being so attracted to that work, also it's a very good way to make money through taxes.
> Almost low to no taxes to foreign companies to build factories there.
> Hire foreign engineers to start producing your own high tech goods.
> Start using all that influence to make all hispanic countries fall into your orbit.
> Threat the US with a chicano chimpout if they try to invade or fuck with you. Pro tip: they cant because their army is already full of mexicans.
> Wait until the US is 50% hispanic to get them also in your orbit.

Superpower by 2050.

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decriminalize and tax all drugs to cut off cartel income

im deadass b no cap on god

Deport Mexicans to South America.

Arms yourselves. Go for the cartels. Nobody escapes. Then go for the government. OH WAIT same thing.

Theocratic Constitutional Republicanism

Take every Mexican worth in excess of $10 million and decapitate them for treason. Use their assets to build up/rebuild infrastructure in your country get your shit in order then apply to join the USA like the fucking Puerto Ricans.

>1. Legalize marijuana. Take a large chunk of cartel profits, which reduces the possible bribes and corruption.
All this would do is legitimize the cartels but still, not a bad idea if not for the fact they basically run the country. Mexico's corruption is deeply rooted in the gov.

separate north from the rest of mexico

Lynch the cartels and their bought politicians, assassinate Slim then redistribute Slim's money to the people.

Mexicans aren't broken. That's how they prefer to live. Tell the darkies to stop comparing themselves to whites and they will feel better.

where is this picture from?

Legalize, tax, and regulate all drugs.
When drugs are legal the black market will disappear, as will the cartels. Legal businesses solve their problems in court with lawyers, not in the streets with guns. Additionally, if the sale of drugs is taxed, the state will actually have an incentive to enforce the regulations.

>inb4 then everyone would be doing hard drugs and society would go to shit
Maybe but it won't be as shit as literally being run by violent cartels.

Yes, legitimate businesses take people to court when they have a problem. If you can't go to the cops when someone rips you off, then you have to take matters into your own hands. By cutting off their head, apparently.

Kill everyone below 120 IQ

Gas the brown population, replace it with homo-superior nords and then conquer the rest of south america.

start a new civil war, let one cartel take over and rule with a iron fist like a new calles

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