/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3370 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

l wonder if anyone outside the UK can understand her
youtube.com/watch?v=oX7I1OTxOdI

>threadly reminder to filter memeflags for maximum /cvg/ comfiness

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The point I'm trying to make is: would the chinese be capable of lacing these e-cigarettes with SARS-CoV-2? I think it's plausible.

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/cvg/ needs a proper gas mask and respirator FAQ because all the russians and preppers here need to teach me and other idiots like me about how to survive the pandemic.

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why are you sad user, thats glorious

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

clear as crystal.

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I knew Boris not dying would lead to a hatred of China rivaling Cato's hatred of Carthage. BURN IT DOWN BOJO.SALT THE ASHES

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reminder, that's a 9/10 in Britain

does reopening mean full open parties and gatherings allowed?

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>triggers the libs
>owns the dips
>rent frees memelords
Ok, now he truly is BASED Bill Mitchell

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Start working out.

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This user gets it

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>China using vapes as a part of a bioweaponry project to bring the world to its fucking end
Seems legit

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Underrated.

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stop posting this fucking dress

It was on lockdown?

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THE ARGENTINA FLAG POSTER WHO JUST HAPPENS TO SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH DESPITE BEING A FUCKING SOUTH AMERICSN NIGGER MONKEY IS OBVIOUSLY A GLOW NIGGER

>WARNING THESE THREADS ARE GLOW NIGGER XONTAINMENT THREADS
>DUDE MAKES THESE THREADS ALMOST 24HOURS A DAY
>WARNING THESE THREADS ARE MADE BY GLOW NIGGERS WITH ARGENTINA PROXIES

WARNING UR IN A GLOW NIGGER CONTAINMENT THREWD
>WARNING GLOW NIGGER CONTAINMENT THREAD

MAKE UR OWN FUCKING THREADS MORONS

SAGE

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SAGE

REPORTED FOR SPAM

Where's her hijab britbros?

Florida is not testing for shit something is going on in this state and I don't know what it is

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 813,589 (45,013) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 148,226 (5,024) #6 United Kingdom 129,044 (17,337) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #12 Brazil 40,814 (2,588) #13 Canada 38,205 (1,831) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 18,985 (603) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,942 (184) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,135 (263) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,683 (237) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Poland 9,856 (401) #29 Pakistan 9,565 (201) #30 Romania 9,242 (498) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,191 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +20,830 (+2,499) #2 Russia +5,642 (+51) #3 Turkey +4,611 (+119) #4 United Kingdom +4,301 (+828) #5 Spain +3,968 (+430) #6 Italy +2,729 (+534) #7 France +2,667 (+531) #8 Peru +1,512 (+39) #9 Canada +1,376 (+141) #10 Iran +1,297 (+88) #11 Germany +1,161 (+162) #12 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #13 Belgium +973 (+170) #14 Netherlands +729 (+165) #15 Pakistan +673 (+25) #16 Sweden +545 (+185) #17 Portugal +516 (+27) #18 Mexico +511 (+26) #19 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #20 Belarus +459 (+4) #21 India +446 (+11) #22 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #23 Ukraine +415 (+10) #24 Ireland +388 (+43) #25 Indonesia +375 (+26) #26 Chile +325 (+8) #27 Romania +306 (+20) #28 Ecuador +270 (+13) #29 Poland +263 (+21) #30 Serbia +260 (+5) #31 Israel +229 (+7) #32 Panama +191 (+10) #33 Denmark +180 (+6) #34 Morocco +163 (+2) #35 Egypt +157 (+14)…

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Serbo-Russian-Chino invasion of Europe when?

That's a robot

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>evil enought to do it
>would inevitably fuck it up and infect themselves first

no he's just 100% concentrated autism

>schizo amerilard spergs out because people are more dedicated than him

Forgot to take your meds, buddy?

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I can understand her but it's hurting my brain

>newfag

Can you kill yourself please? :3

Honestly, just do as your government tells you, they seem to be pretty competent at what they are doing.

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WARNING GLOW NIGGER CONTAINMENT THREAD
>THREADS MADE 24/HOURS A DAY FOR MONTHS BY THE SAME GLOWS WITH THE SAME ARGENTINA PROXY
[SOMETIMES THEY USE A GERMAN PROXY]
>WARNING GLOW NIGGER CO TAINMENT THREAD

SAGE

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>MAKE UR OWN THREADS
>REPORT GLOW NIGGER GENERALS FOR SPAM

SAGE

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>SAGE

AEGENTINA FLAG IS A CONFIRMED GLOW NIGGER

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i suggest you get a time machine and go back to january Yas Forums when these threads and the information thereof where a daily occurrence

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Back to your very successful thread now bud there you go

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I remember praying to God for that outcome. Corpse BoJo would be forgoten in few weeks, Boris "chinkocaust" Johnson is more promissing

arstechnica.com/science/2020/04/cdcs-failed-coronavirus-tests-were-tainted-with-coronavirus-feds-confirm/
>CDC’s failed coronavirus tests were tainted with coronavirus, feds confirm

NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=cwPqmLoZA4s
VIDEO ABOVE, DR. IOANNIDIS SAYS: "THE INFECTION FATALITY RATE FOR THIS NEW CORONAVIRUS IS LIKELY TO BE IN THE SAME BALLPARK AS SEASONAL INFLUENZA"
youtube.com/watch?v=LsExPrHCHbw
youtube.com/watch?v=0qwiyxedC_o

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION (BASICALLY SOCIAL SHAMING TO DENOUNCE YOU AS "ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE")
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

DOCTORS BEING TOLD TO FILL OUT DEATH CERTS WITH CORONA REGARDLESS IF IT WAS OR WAS NOT THE CAUSE OF DEATH
youtube.com/watch?v=9xlluxI-vGQ

AN INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST'S RUNDOWN OF CORONA CRISIS WITH PLENTY OF SOURCES
youtube.com/watch?v=RkJELpndAOs
youtube.com/watch?v=7WeTiIoL3Xw

HOSPITALS GETTING PAID MORE TO LABEL CAUSE OF DEATH AS CORONAVIRUS
globalresearch.ca/hospitals-getting-paid-more-label-cause-death-coronavirus/5709720

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What does it mean that a country enters default?

Make sure its FPP3 and makes a good seal, full face masks are top tier, half face respirators with 6035 or 6038 particle filters (or some crazy combination filters but no need) are great tier. n95 well stuck to the face is pretty decent tier and everything else is rubbish but still probaby better than nothing. I saw pictures and lists in earlier /cvg/ days to get into it. There are good channels on youtube like Weaponsandstuff93 for information on filters and masks in general. Stay safe user.

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>amerishart doesn't know people can learn new languages

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no surprise these threads are dead now,shitposting fags won the war

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Weekly stream soon

Oi m8 do u have a loicense for da' shark teeth m8?

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I can understand her easily, it's fine, I heard a lot worse accents.
For example this dude. I don't know if I'm retarded but holy fuck he's so hard to understand sometimes, a fucking gibberish.

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AH CAN UNDAHSTAND 'ER BU' IS HURTIN MAH BRAYIN

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What ever came of the Wuhan files? Is there an archive? Did they find anything?

I understand

Oh it's you! I hope you're staying safe!

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FROM THE COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT WHO LAST MONTH BOUGHT 640,000 FAKE TESTS, SO THEY HAD TO RETURN THEM AND ASK FOR NEW ONES...

COMES THE NEW TESTS THEY BOUGHT IN EXCHANGE OF THE OLD ONES, WHICH ARE ALSO FAKE TEST, SO THE COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT IS ASKING FOR A REFUND TO THE SAME CHINESE COMPANY WHO SOLD THEM THE FAKE TEST KITS, TWICE

elpais.com/sociedad/2020-04-20/el-gobierno-trata-de-recuperar-el-dinero-de-los-test-defectuosos-tras-comprobar-que-el-reemplazo-tampoco-funciona.html

OH NONONONONONONONON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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What happens in June when the lockdowns are still in place?

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>amerimutt doesn't know you can learn other languages
Why are goylems so fucking dumb?

I'm pretty sure they aren't counting non-residents in those numbers, in either deaths or infections any longer.

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>not wanting states to reopen
The time for acceleration is now.

We're learning why our grandparents used to wash their tinfoil.

Daily reminder
they've now confirmed that it's neuroinvasive meaning that it can chill in your spinal fluid and brain lining and will only be detected through a spinal tap.

We're fucked...

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971220301958

Also some medfag posted this
>If it were not for the very quick mutation rate, a vaccine would actually be possible. Dont get your hope up, but its not 100% impossible
>sars vaccine was originally dropped not due to impossibly but because they ran into a roadblock (ADE) and there was no longer a need for it by then, not because it was impossible
>the immune supressing effect is similar to HIV and has elements of its spike structure, but its not HIV in the normal form at all, looks like its a highly modified inferfacing spikes FROM HIV rather then the virus itself
>t.medfag that's seen this bastard under a microscope
Larp or not?

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slavic union when?

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/cvg/ well and truly BTFO

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1252701360442793990?s=20

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>bought
did they pay twice for them?

>bodeeh
>injecteed
what is wrong with brits

You can't make this shit up.

Based death cultists

>l am not reacting to me
he just did though

Nuu! I'm seriousss! Kill urself pllleaasee? :3

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/21/public-health-england-admits-coronavirus-tests-used-send-nhs/

>TEST KITS DONT WORK
OHNONONONO
>TEST KITS DONT WORK
OHNONONO
>TEST KITS DONT WORK

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We'll open soon, don't worry.

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Even I understand her fully and I am a dumb Slav trash who does not speak English, lol.

>R-rent free!!!1 haha
top kek

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that also works the other way too, OBSESSED

If they weren't they wouldn't be the golem

I think they went off Yas Forums, because there was a lot of spam, thread deletion, etc. I forgot the name of the other chan, though.

I fully support the request for you to off yourself mate.

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>siding up with chinks
I’d rather nuke them to fucking oblivion, otherwise seems nice

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Right now it works because the entire country is in full lockdown and everyone stays at home. But on May 1st they're going to open shops and on May 15th restaurants. Shit is going to hit the fan unless we really managed to push the amount of infected people to a very low level (which is don't believe because most infected below 40 seem to be asymptomatic).
In Jan /cvg/ said it's a nothingburger/chinese virus that will go no further than Korea.
Thanks man, I will look for those things.

British empire intelligence is calling it bioterrorism from the zippers. Take it for what it's worth. Ironic coming from a monarch, but whatevs

Kek screenshots aren't even us memeing him, hes doing it to himself

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Seriously there's so much fucking reports of fake chink PPEs and tests, and no one calling China out on it.

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Yes clearly a larp.
No neuroinvasive doesn't mean we're fucked (though we are) since many viruses can enter the brain including the flu, and as this new virus spreads to millions we're bound to see some scary symptoms that will likely prove rare.

RIGHT NOW
NOT SOON
NOW

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Jesus. Mother. Fucking. Christ. How incompetent can you be.

9chan?

Nobody leaked anything. It's just a bunch of schizos and tards being retarded.

This is Immunity Bill
Immunity Bill will protect you from all memes, dabs, and ok boomers, but only if you post "BUY THE DIP" in this thread

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So is influenza. Take your meds.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5343125/#idm140593913677648title

This is just like the claim that it lives on surfaces up to 140° ( same as the fucking flu).

Seen?

docdroid.net/IiRgjhf/corona-copy-pdf

No /cvg/ didn't. /cvg/ was always telling people to prep.

This isn't funny anymore, it's just depressing. Venezuela tier.

I have permanent damage and symptoms from getting this before all the hysteria. The worst part is the fatigue, shortness of breath, and the muscle aches. They have not gone away. My mental capabilities have diminished noticeably. Every day seems to be different. Some are worse than others and I fear I'll never get better.

>In Jan /cvg/ said it's a nothingburger/chinese virus that will go no further than Korea.
in Jan you probably thought that and didn't look for information sounds like a you problem goodluck getting masks anyway i'm sure there are left

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I believe it was that one, yes. Check the archives.

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Ready for Cinco de Mayo faggot?

It's clear that you were not here in January. Preaty much every part of prep got discused to death

>be trumpfag
>advertise protest
>get sprayed by coronachan by glowniggers
>infect gramps
Pottery

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We're reporting scuffed numbers to the media, actually we're look at around 70k here. Lot's of sus cases have died before the 3 days it takes for the test to be delivered. So they report it as atipic pneumonia instead. Quarantine has been extended until the end of May, i've been laid off of my workplace since the end of march. Is this the end?

based, I miss those threads

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Just read the archive you nigger

you obviously werent there
it was full on doomposting from the start
i bought my fullface mask in january because of cvg

>Predictive programming
>tfw whenever you see this expression you automatically associate with schizos and drop it like it's hot