/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3369 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

► Detected: 2,543,588 (+63,085) ► Died: 176,596 (+6,199) ► Day: 103 (-06:03:43)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.6x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,673 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
archive.is/45np7

Oil prices go negative, first time in history
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Antibody tests are known to detect other unrelated coronaviruses
archive.is/mJOrA

Virus stays in air for 12 hours, longer than expected
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Tests don't detect neutralizing antibodies, necessary for immunity
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90% of positives in antibody tests might be false, "accuracy" misleading
archive.is/AAUmw

>ARCHIVE
Dengue-like fever and rash
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Leukemia-like symptoms in blood samples from patients
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Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
archive.is/AL2Cx

Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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China figures don't add up, likely simulated
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Very high excess mortality in Spain, France, Italy, UK
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>LATEST
1141 new cases and 162 new deaths in Germany
18719 new cases and 2238 new deaths in the United States
4 new deaths in Guadeloupe
7 new cases in Costa Rica
19 new cases in Burkina Faso
51 new cases and 1 new death in Uzbekistan
163 new cases and 2 new deaths in Morocco
2667 new cases and 531 new deaths in France
157 new cases and 14 new deaths in Egypt

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businessinsider.com/boris-johnson-government-coronavirus-may-leaked-chinese-laboratory-covid-2020-4
youtube.com/watch?v=D-LdYjES8z0
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2258956/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6178114/
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.036418v1
youtube.com/watch?v=Lmqk_z8r5eI
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/wave/country/gr/
qeios.com/read/article/574
youtube.com/watch?v=v0uSOjnRm3U
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8241717/US-OKs-1st-coronavirus-test-allows-self-swab-home.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR0DyyN-Usf6-wvsjA8TFF-AUd_mOgzQWnQqWnsaZvIg1sBZW1SZkOK3jcY
youtube.com/watch?v=6HLVgOLOV6w&t=0s
abbynews.com/news/canadian-nurses-unions-warn-national-standards-for-coronavirus-protection-too-low/
archive.is/MR0vK
washingtontimes.com/news/2020/apr/18/stephen-moore-trump-adviser-compares-coronavirus-p/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>tfw we're not dead yet

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ATTENTION:
Ignore all nothingburger posters. They are either shitposters looking for (You)s or Bill Mitchell shills. If we ignore them they will go back to their /ptg/ containment threads and stop shitting up ours.

Reminder your containment thread(s) are here:

The UK government reportedly believes the coronavirus outbreak may have started in a Chinese laboratory.
>The UK government reportedly believes the coronavirus outbreak may have started in a Chinese laboratory.
The UK government reportedly believes the coronavirus outbreak may have started in a Chinese laboratory.
>The UK government reportedly believes the coronavirus outbreak may have started in a Chinese laboratory.

businessinsider.com/boris-johnson-government-coronavirus-may-leaked-chinese-laboratory-covid-2020-4

>GUIZE YOU GAIZ IGNORE THE NOTHINGBURGERS GAIZ WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE GUIZE

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BEST DICK SUCKER IN HUMAN HISTORY, MRS. HEATHER BROOKE IS BACK! ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THE PANDEMIC IS HER RETURN TO THE INTERNET!!

SPREAD THE NEWS FAR AND WIDE, HIGH AND LOW THAT HEATHER BROOKE IS BACK!!!!!!!!

GENTLEMEN, I'M THINKEN, SHE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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based boris ACCELERATE

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Does anyone have a link about the Chinese scientists working on a controversial paper about the coronavirus years prior to this pandemic?

WHITEHOUSE STREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=D-LdYjES8z0

This one goes out to the Romanian gypsy trying to keep that street hustle alive.

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Posting this here because I guess this thread was made and people who asked me things might not see my answer

>ADE on hep C
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2258956/

>Vaccine candidate Sars-1 that did not cause ADE, and immunized rhesus macaques
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6178114/

>RBD based vaccine shown effective and not causing ADE in rodents
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.036418v1

Go check the new version of the paper, it's not there. It is now peer reviewed (they probably took it off because it wouldn't get through peer review if they didn't). I'm not saying there aren't other reasons but the media isn't keeping this under the rug, as I said - the KCDC and at least my countries media already talked about a possibility of the virus laying dormant, it's just not likely


I'm not saying don't prepare. Definately prepare - you just don't need to scream "AH END OF THE WORLD HAPPENING" at the top of your lungs just yet

Reminder that the tactics being used to fake the Coronavirus are the same tactics that were used to fake the Holoca*st

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So is it confirmed now that this is a bioweapon from china?

Get the latest information from the WHO about coronavirus

youtube.com/watch?v=Lmqk_z8r5eI

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

Holy fuck it is comfy to have 30 kg of rice and shit in my kitchen while I’m under the quilt and shit posting all day long

Can you actually comprehend that normies want to go back to one hour commute wageslaving world again?

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/wave/country/gr/

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threadly reminder to filter memeflags for absolute /comfy/ cvg posting

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qeios.com/read/article/574
SMOKE CIGARETTES NOW

Day seven and I just got worse boys. I felt almost recovered better this morning and over the last half hour have gotten as bad as I've been. It happens so fast it feels like a drug coming on

What makes the germ theory so dangerous is that it seems so obviously true. But it is true
only secondarily. Bechamp said "There is no doctrine so false that it does not contain some
particle of truth. It is thus with microbian doctrines." Béchamp discovered Microzyma (now
known as micro-organisms) minute or small ferment bodies--the basic structure of cell life;
and that germs definitely are the result, not the cause of disease. Through his experiments he
showed that the vital characteristics of cells and germs are determined by the soil in which
their microzyma feed, grow and multiply in the human body. Both the normal cell and germ
have constructive work to do. The cells organize tissues and organs in the human body. Germs
cleanse the human system and free it from accumulations of pathogenic and mucoid matter.
We are constantly breathing in some 14,000 germs and bacteria per hour. If germs are so
harmful, why aren't we all dead?

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For me, this is the best thot I’ve seen you post so far

>Hep c
Flaviviridae is not a Conronaviridae

they will not go back, they just get more aggressive but I agree, ignore them

Why do the wagies have to get back to work again? Can't we all just get jobs storing oil?

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why dont americans wash their hands?

So when everything goes back to normal in 2030 what country will you live in? I will live in the Republic of Texas most likely.

>tfw been smoking everyday for 15 years

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This is the 2nd pic I've posted brormand.

This. Once you do you never want to go back.

Reminder despite all of our scientific advances our reaction to viral pandemics is still the same as 100 year ago: hope for the best and that peoples immune systems will somehow handle it.

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American is just code for imported shitskins
>mostly niggers dead in america
wiled

Same reason they wear shoes indoors.

anons have been saying this in early /cvg/ days but i thought they were meming

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 811,478 (44,752) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 148,206 (5,024) #6 United Kingdom 129,044 (17,337) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #12 Brazil 40,814 (2,588) #13 Canada 38,205 (1,831) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 18,985 (603) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,942 (184) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,135 (263) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,683 (237) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Poland 9,856 (401) #29 Pakistan 9,565 (201) #30 Romania 9,242 (498) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,191 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +18,719 (+2,238) #2 Russia +5,642 (+51) #3 Turkey +4,611 (+119) #4 United Kingdom +4,301 (+828) #5 Spain +3,968 (+430) #6 Italy +2,729 (+534) #7 France +2,667 (+531) #8 Peru +1,512 (+39) #9 Canada +1,376 (+141) #10 Iran +1,297 (+88) #11 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #12 Germany +1,141 (+162) #13 Belgium +973 (+170) #14 Netherlands +729 (+165) #15 Pakistan +673 (+25) #16 Sweden +545 (+185) #17 Portugal +516 (+27) #18 Mexico +511 (+26) #19 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #20 Belarus +459 (+4) #21 India +446 (+11) #22 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #23 Ukraine +415 (+10) #24 Ireland +388 (+43) #25 Indonesia +375 (+26) #26 Chile +325 (+8) #27 Romania +306 (+20) #28 Ecuador +270 (+13) #29 Poland +263 (+21) #30 Serbia +260 (+5) #31 Israel +229 (+7) #32 Panama +191 (+10) #33 Denmark +180 (+6) #34 Morocco +163 (+2) #35 Egypt +157 (+14)…

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>Murricans

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>some of you may know me from my website ideepthroat.com
some career. imagine her parents.

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tfw got 1kg only
well i have 7 frozen pizzas. and other things too but yeah

Could you add this, OP?

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Cool! I be safe

how much ginger is too much? I've been drinking liters of ginger tea with honey lately, are there any downsides?

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It was in respect of another user asking me in another thread

Also

How are you, frens?

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I hear conflicting reports on it. I heard smoking can also be detrimental.
Regardless I have been smoking for years so at this point I don't think it'll make a difference if I quit now or not.

youtube.com/watch?v=v0uSOjnRm3U

Ny, da konechno.

We're going to be breaking daily records in US deaths today!! Just looking at what we already have and the states that still have to report in we will be going above 2600 easily, we may even hit 2700 or 2800!!

Really is gonna be hard for the nothingburger fags to explain this one...

he serves corona chan

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>20% deaths
Is it over bros?

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That's not even a logical jewish trick. When did the zionists give a real shit about oil?

>boss wants me to go back to work with wage subsidy
>subsidy is 2000 a month
>same as sitting on my ass doing nothing and gaming...
Thanks treaduea

Imagine there are cucks out there that want to save the clownworld
>Nooo, not my tranny propagandarinoooo, not my druggerino to children to mutate their bodies not my trannerinooooos
>How the kids will get brainwashed by fully grown adults to cut out their child flesh to make a stinky wound-hole for life, nooooo the surgerino
>Plz not my predatory financial systemino, who will squeeze shekels out of my walletrinooooo noooooo
Imagine wanting clownworld to survive

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they're both dumb. there, fixed.

>I will boost my immune system to something nobody has immunity to
Smart, ginger tea prevents aids

Comfily shitposting on /cvg/ while listening to vaporwave.

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8241717/US-OKs-1st-coronavirus-test-allows-self-swab-home.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR0DyyN-Usf6-wvsjA8TFF-AUd_mOgzQWnQqWnsaZvIg1sBZW1SZkOK3jcY

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ok, just drives me nuts how many people have confused the families of viruses for each other.

nice user, mind pointing me where you got it?

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why do americans get poo poo in their eyes?

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>20% deaths in the first wave
fixed that for you

Do we have a 2.5 million Corona-chan edit?

reminder

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There was a similar study produced in China in January or February but nobody gave a shit.
I can't be smoking right now FFS, I just quit two months ago because unfiltered smokes wrecked my gum line, I got scared and quit. I even stopped smoking weed a couple of weeks ago because happenings get me high.

Good you?

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>Beware the 1918 flu!
>Construct your mask!
>Beat your wife for making you sew!
>Kick a negro for coughing in a whites-only section!

Some things never change.

>lack of ass
youtube.com/watch?v=6HLVgOLOV6w&t=0s

>only $119

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Doing masters course work while listening to synthwave and shitposting here on /cvg/

What about you Boris?

HEATHER BROOKE COMING BACK IS LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST OR PINK FLOYD REUNITING

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That sounds like they were talking about white blood cells.

abbynews.com/news/canadian-nurses-unions-warn-national-standards-for-coronavirus-protection-too-low/
>Linda Silas, president of the labour organization, says the safety protocols are inadequate compared to those in Ontario and some other countries.
>“When we do not know, we have to go for the best precautions for workers,” said Silas.
>“We need to make it clear that if health care workers are not safe, then patients are not safe,” said Silas
>The federal protocols are in line with the World Health Organization, but the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and its European counterpart have also recommended higher standards and a greater degree of precaution.
>She recommends all health care workers, regardless of where they are, follow the CDC or Ontario standards rather than the federal ones.
>The Public Health Agency of Canada did not respond
archive.is/MR0vK

Its an interesting paper
>We have observed an enhancement of VSV/HCV pseudotype infectious titer in the presence of a number of chronically HCV-infected patient sera and with human MAbs (HMAbs) specific for HCV E2 envelope glycoprotein. A similar evaluation made with HMAbs using cell culture-grown HCV (HCVcc) further validated our results. These observations clearly suggested that an enhancement of HCV infection occurs by utilizing a mechanism which is dependent upon FcR-mediated activity and may be associated with a specific epitope(s) found in the HCV E2 protein.
> In contrast, using a panel of FcR-specific antibodies able to inhibit recognition of a specific FcR by the HMAbs exhibited FcR-specific inhibition of enhancement of the VSV/HCV pseudotype. Using FcRII-specific MAbs, this FcR has been identified as having a central role in the process of ADE for West Nile virus and in infection by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus (5, 26, 55), while FcRI has been implicated in ADE associated with HIV-1 (66). ADE associated with DENV infection has been demonstrated to occur with both FcRI (32) and FcRII (39). In experiments conducted with VSV/HCV, we observed an inhibition of ADE to HCV-specific HMAbs using either antibody to FcRI or FcRII, but not to FcRIII. Interestingly, an additive response was observed using both FcRI and FcRII.
So what they identified appears to work in both sars and hiv?

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I have 35 kgs of rice, 20 of lentils, 20 of flour, 35 water bottles of 2L, a home farm and avocado trees, dozens of butane tanks, and I still feel like it's not enough

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This happening is pit and the pendulum made manifest. It will drag on so long that every time we look up doom will be closer than we ever remembered it being, what seemed like moments before.

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This is literally no different than Rosa Parks. In fact, these patriots are being even more oppressed.

washingtontimes.com/news/2020/apr/18/stephen-moore-trump-adviser-compares-coronavirus-p/

>Tunisia
How is the cases over there like?

I'm not really doing it for immuynity, started excercising, eating healthy and nofap to be in top shape for when shtf.

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I am jelly of your prefilter. couldn't find any

I can’t believe this, people never died before! What’s going on?!?

There yo go

I want to see Corona-chan giving birth a litter of Corona-chan babies that will go on to infect the world even more while squirting milk everywhere and shitting from the strain of birth and with a giant throbbing futa cock spraying a geyser of cum and giant tits that are so big she can't even move.

Can we have that one for 1 billion cases?

She hasn't aged well.

Finishing up my JD from home, trying to figure out if the bar will take place. Thanks for askin Ivan. You?

He isn't making any more but have this

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