PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GREATEST STATE IN THE UNION EDITION /ptg/

I got the corona virus lads. Drank a bit to much corona last night hahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=G-fZZXMwRcI

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this is canada guy with american flag right?

Remember that time Trump instituted a moratorium on immigration to the United States on Adolf Hitler's birthday?

That shit was so CASH.

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Go figure

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Which one of you fags was this?

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MAGA
KAG(A)

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Alright you win.

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will the DNC be bad enough dudes to suggest sending some of their failed candidates to debate Trump, since Biden is a drooling retard?
Perhaps that's why Bernie suspended his campaign but didn't drop out; so he could debate Trump on Joe's behalf

>hums along

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drumph

It was Jim, duh.

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Normalfags ruin everything.

few people have been following this since November, fewer still that are in a position to refute such claims with backing. International incident is grounds for even removal of tenure. And most colleges are liberal beggar loons who want to hear their own voices most of the time not challenge authority. Their job is the creation and monopolization of authority. WHO is supposed to be an independent third party, but it has 0 leverage politically, just beggars. Its a nice toy for whoever owns it, America thought it did but confederations and Joint mobilizations are shaky in the best of times. A joint mobilization for crisis management is doomed by definition.

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Thanks, Prof. Never would have figured that out on my own.

Will that tornado end up forming? I need to know if NYC will be destroyed and it will be counted as corona deaths.

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So this basically confirms it?
>biden picks michelle as running mate
>biden drops out due to dementia
>michelle new candidate
>dems now drastically improve their chances of winning

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Sasha is bestgirl.

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Me. Sorry guys.

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youtube.com/watch?v=c3UB0-erGZE

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We /pressbriefing/ today?

time update

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idk, the stores are still packed, people keep like a half assed 6 ft, kek

holy shit

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Thank you!

>standing 6 feet apart inside a cramped restaurant or store is perfectly safe
>standing 60 feet apart outdoors in a breeze is dangerous

AWOO

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kek this is amazing

I was singing the BustaRhymes "Wu-han Wu-han got you all in check" for days after I saw it posted here.

>not Frieda Reiss

Based. The last few episodes have been kinda uneventful, but I don't mind a slow burn as long as the writing holds up.

The whole article is great.

nypost.com/2020/04/21/de-blasios-social-distancing-tip-line-flooded-with-obscenities/

>Mayor Bill de Blasio’s critics let him know how they really felt about him ordering New Yorkers to snitch on each other for violating social-distancing rules — by flooding his new tip line with crank complaints including “dick pics” and people flipping the bird, The Post has learned.

>Photos of extended middle fingers, the mayor dropping the Staten Island groundhog and news coverage of him going to the gym have all been texted to a special tip line that de Blasio announced Saturday, according to screenshots posted on Twitter.

>One user sent the message “We will fight this tyrannical overreach!” to the service and got an automated message that in part said, “Hello, and thank you for texting NYC311.”

>“F–k you!” replied @MorganLSchmidt1, along with a meme showing Adolph Hitler and the words “TO THOSE TURNING IN YOUR NEIGHBORS AND LOCAL BUSINESSES — YOU DID THE REICH THING.”

>“Start flooding their reporting text numbers with this pics!” the tweet added.

>Other profane messages included a photo of a bowl of gummy candies in the shape of male genitalia and a sign saying “EAT A BAG OF D–KS.”

>It was not immediately clear whether any of the posters actually lived in New York City.

>An NYPD source said that “dick pic” photos of real penises have also been texted to 311, and a caller phoned in a tip that de Blasio was seen performing oral sex on someone “in an alleyway behind a 7-11” early Sunday.

>“He looked at me…and coofed in my direction,” the caller said, according to a photo of the 311 operator’s computer screen provided to The Post.

>“Coof” is a newly coined term for coughing while infected with the coronavirus, according to the Urban Dictionary website.

>“The city has begun vetting everything before dispersing the information to precincts,” the NYPD source said.

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She's near the top, no doubt.

She doesn't want the gig or she would have just run for the big job. Her ego will not allow her to play second banana.

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I thought he retired.

Well that's a non starter, Obama only supporting Biden so his wife/husband is the actual candidate. Simply terrible optics & isn't going to work.

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Wonder if he'll push Cuomo in front of the mic

aka 6:00 pm

He said "she", senpai.

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Trump was elected as a rejection of Obama's niggertry. I don't think they can do better by running that nigger tranny Mike Obama.

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I don't understand. We all saw the webms here in Jan/Feb from wuhan of dead in the streets, overwhelmed hospitals with twitching patients, biohazard soldiers sealing chinks in apartments, etc.

Why are people acting like we didn't know it was a big deal?

>Yasss Queen

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Wait, didn't he retire? Not gonna complain though if it keeps him out of WWE.

most everyday around 5pm EST

>Pooh Man Chu

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"Technology industry workers living in the U.S. on H-1B visas, however, would need to provide updated certifications to the government that they are not displacing American workers."

They already displaced American workers! This provision is useless!

This EO doesn't target the H-1B BUSINESS MODEL that is responsible for the displacement of American workers. That's why, even under the BAHA EO, the displacement is still continuing. Fortune 500 companies CONTRACT workers from 3rd party IT staffing companies who bring H-1Bs.

If the EO was serious in protecting American workers from displacement by H-1B visa workers, it would involve targeting these H-1B DEPENDENT IT staffing companies that contract their foreign workers to client companies. But the EO doesn't do that based on what Bloomberg's article

>Uh, uh, uh, c'mon
>Hah, sicker than your average
>Chinks eat garbage off instinct
>Bugs don't think shit stink
>Corona flavor, my Wuhan players
>Coffins from my hooligans in Beijing
>Dead right, if it spreads right, gettin' sick e'ry night
>Corona been smooth since days of Winnie the Pooh
>Never lose, never choose to, infect crews who
>Do treatment to us, talk go through us
>Doctors walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
>Who us? Yeah, Corona and Bat
>Close like Jiangsu and cat, eatin' that
>Dare I sneeze spree at all your germ free
>(Take that, take that, take that, ha ha!)
>Bang every M.D. easily, busily
>Recently doctors fronting ain't curing nothing (nope)
>So I just spread my disease, with all ease
>Chinese with the dirty breeze, go where I please
>Infected, asking who want it, you got it Chinksta flaunt it
>That Wuhan bullshit, we on it

>Chinkie Chinkie Chinkie, can't you see
>Your incompetence just can't treat me
>And I just love your bugman ways
>Guess that's why it spread and you're dismayed (uh)

>Chinkie Chinkie Chinkie, can't you see
>Your incompetence just can't treat me (incompetent)
>And I just love your bugman ways (uh-huh)
>Guess nothing can stop this viral crusade (uh)

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she is ugly as fuck damn

inb4 belichick becomes the buccs' coach

>she

>she

you're 90% of the reason I post the presser times, stay wonderful

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i might have to rent the stream 20.00 a month

>The Cuck Queen

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Has anyone reported his black son?

This is from US Tech Workers on Twitter

breitbart.com/immigration/2020/04/21/nyt-says-trumps-immigration-suspension-includes-visa-workers/

This was confirmed weeks ago

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user posts 2 sentences about Gronk.
Anons only read one. It says he spent a year away from football (retired)

this is AWOOVEMENT!

what news today?

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>Obama/Biden 2012
>Trump/Pence 2016
>Biden/Obama 2020
>Pence/Trump 2024
And so on.

>dead in the streets, overwhelmed hospitals with twitching patients, biohazard soldiers sealing chinks in apartments, etc.
>Why are people acting like we didn't know it was a big deal?
We just kind of expect that stuff in China, whether there's a good reason for it or not. It is the land of fatal lathes, after all. Nobody here has lathe problems, so it's like we see this amazing, catastrophic shit in China as just part of their daily existence and wholly foreign to ours.

Trump's about to say a thing.

>she knows the way around
seems like a low standard

they shouldve made one in kindergarden format

Oh.......

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Trump suspended immigration on Hitler's birthday and Jews are freaking the fuck out. Presser at 5:30pm.

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!

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new york is currently digging mass graves. I wouldnt say it's completely foreign to us