He's Dead

Former UK Prime Minster, Boris Johnson died the day after he was released from St. Thomas hospital on the 12th April. My wife works for the coroner's office, and was a co-signatory for his death certificate; which states "acute bilateral pnuemonia and complications arising from COVID-19" as the cause of death.

Neither my wife nor I have any idea why they haven't announced it yet. This whole thing is weird and makes no sense.

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If this is true, y’all should invade China.

Although I'd normally accuse OP of larping, we haven't seen Boris in public, and 2 days really is not long enough to be discharged from the ICU.

Someone is lying.

>A DEAD PRIME MINISTER JUST FLEW OVER MY FLAT

>coroner's office
It's called a coroner's court, so... yeah. Larp better.

Seems legit

Bigly if factual

My dad works at Nintendo and Boris was at their HQ playing video games today sounds like you’re making shit up OP

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The queens fangs just flew over my domicile

Sauce? Time stamp?

Sizeable if accurate

Fellows, I'm literally fine

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BORIS CORPSE JUST FLYED OVER MY HOUSE ITS HABBENING

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My wife works at Games Workship and saw him pop into HQ to stock up on his Space Marines collection (as the shops are shut). Stop chatting shit OP.

your wife is a whore

saw the same thing in vision last night
its real

Boris wig just flew over my house,
said Boris was dead.

>Former UK Prime Minster, Boris Johnson died the day after he was released from St. Thomas hospital

Jeremy Corbin would still lose to Boris Johnson's corpse.

Send in the clone.

>flat

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>discharged from the hospital
they didn't say if dead or alive though, is he tweeting videos of him in quarantine or any other appearance, interview?

Nice LARP

My wife works in a cloning facility and she said she saw Boris on the conveyor belt recently. Holy shit. This is getting spooky, guys.

nice

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Call the portuguese and australian nurses that cared for him and ask them if Boris survived. Or are they lying about that too?

Can you print me off a 16yo Jessica Alba?

No pedo

Time for gb to make of a deepfake boris jonson kek.

OH NO NOT THE BOJORINO!

Serves him right.
>idolise the NHS
>get killed by NHS incompetence
He will now have to explain to the Lord why he decided to worship a public service instead of Him.

Boris just flew over my house in a Nintendo corporate jet headed to Gitmo with John Brennan, Jim Comey, and Hillary Clinton inside. This shit is so fucked, bros. I couldn't even get my phone out fast enough so no video.

Sure, but I will have to do extensive quality checks before shipping.

A wife just flew over my house!

A lift just bullied over my chips

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Whoa, wtf man, that's crazy

My Auntie Atari just confirmed this through a series of morse code farts on the phone.

Boris is lying. he never needed to go to the hospital and now he's hiding from the public so he doesnt get caught lying about it.

My dad works at blacked and he can confirm boris has been blacked. Sadly he did not survive

A house just flew over my Boris Johnson

YOUR WIFE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Can confirm my husband works for borris Johnson and he told me that
Borris body is heading torwards the united states to be burried.