I am a real extra terrestrial being here

I am a real extra terrestrial being here
im in the oval office right now smoking a stogie and sharing 40oz a steel reserve with your leader Donald Trump.
Ask me anything you wish to ask.

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Whats the deal with cattle mutilation? You guys can fly across the galaxy but don't know how to properly butcher an animal?

Why are you gay?

Go home faggot

can an astronaut be a good butcher?
our species have no genders
we are asexual
not yet

You are obiously a spacefaring species
How did your homeplanet beat jews ?

Post feminine alien benis

how much weed do you have to smoke to be high? like, less or more than the average human?

ah yes
terra's jews
on our home planet the thing similar to terra's jew is the creature known as "⊑⟒⋏⟟⟒"
they spit out corrosive acid and attempt to neurally connect to the planet in order to control it
we beat them by burning them alive
its all skin
we dont experience the same reaction as terrans, but we di have a slimy creature we lick that makes you feel like your skin is being torn off

>our species have no genders
faggot confirmed
kys spacenigger

Public contact when?

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

in 5 ⊬⟒⋏
37

>we are asexual
because of course you are

Pics of stogie in QT Ayy Bootie or gtfo

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao?

Did you ever suck cock?

Timestamp and state your species plx

How come you don't lift bro?

what bloodtype means i'm part ayylmao?

Be careful...Trump is going to gab you by the pussy

Are you this one?

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Are the jews really space reptiles?

When will you eat the elite?

no
yes
no comment
trump doesnt allow cameras in his office here, i am grintronian
we have a makeup in our body that makes us stronger, faster, and more agile than terran creatures, without needing muscular mass
green
hes a nice terran
we have no slits
yes they are!
i wont eat my own species

Were you surprised at how easy it was to convince normies that demons came from outerspace?

Are space niggers aware that they should fuck off because we are full?

Can you hook me up with a script for subutex please

What's that in human time? Come on my nigga

Why didn't you get OE 40 oz? Why are you wasting your life here on earth?

Here's your space jew bro
Any symbolism you have on hand and can show us?

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You have a GOOD eye, you picked the FAT ONE,Have a Good Lunch

ok alien

is P=NP?

Is there a species of extraterrestrials that have big dicks?

Are you an Alien fetishist?

no comment
you have plenty of space available
no
soon
we aren't wasting our lives here
we are studying your habits
this is good brew though
nooo
we dont eat terrans
they make nasty meals
from where i am from NP = X/yT °{UnO}2
the glarognaks
no

can i make freinds with you

What steps do I need to take in order to get abducted and anal probed?

If an alien does DMT, does it gain insight or lose it?

why so many anal probes?