/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3368 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

Oven, accept no substitute.

Let me try, I have always wanted the rapture to happen

>they're this desperate

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>virgin protestor vs chad doctor

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they look a little derpy. i'm not trying to discourage you, but the one on the right looks like she has down syndrome.

Officially, 0.1 percent of the population of NY state has now died of coronachan
worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

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can't wash those things. UV C lamp or peroxide steam seem to be ok
but for you, UV lamp, since you would probably kill yourself with the peroxide
BUY ONE WITH AN ENCLOSURE AND A SAFETY INTERLOCK. YOU ARE RETARDED YOU CANNOT RELY ON YOURSELF TO NOT GIVE YOURSELF CANCER IF YOU JUST BUY A NAKED LAMP

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you dont wash it, you may be able to treat it with uv-b/c or heat

but theyre disposable

SEETHE MOAR

Anyone else like pretending to be a nothingburger because they're bored?

oven is iffy, corona-chan survives at pretty high temp

>Really what the fuck are we going to do? Just have to hope it mutates into something like a flu.
bingo
Man develops technology and tries to set himself apart and above nature. The joke is that nature always wins and she will extract a price for mans arrogance

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For the herd

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Is it because I have not filled in the eyelashes? I need more feedback.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 804,759 (43,995) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 158,050 (20,796) #5 Germany 148,024 (4,948) #6 United Kingdom 129,044 (17,337) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #12 Brazil 40,814 (2,588) #13 Canada 38,205 (1,831) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 18,985 (603) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,942 (184) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,135 (263) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,683 (237) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Poland 9,856 (401) #29 Pakistan 9,565 (201) #30 Romania 9,242 (498) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,191 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +12,000 (+1,481) #2 Russia +5,642 (+51) #3 Turkey +4,611 (+119) #4 United Kingdom +4,301 (+828) #5 Spain +3,968 (+430) #6 Italy +2,729 (+534) #7 France +2,667 (+531) #8 Peru +1,512 (+39) #9 Canada +1,376 (+141) #10 Iran +1,297 (+88) #11 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #12 Belgium +973 (+170) #13 Germany +959 (+86) #14 Netherlands +729 (+165) #15 Pakistan +673 (+25) #16 Sweden +545 (+185) #17 Portugal +516 (+27) #18 Mexico +511 (+26) #19 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #20 Belarus +459 (+4) #21 India +446 (+11) #22 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #23 Ukraine +415 (+10) #24 Ireland +388 (+43) #25 Indonesia +375 (+26) #26 Chile +325 (+8) #27 Romania +306 (+20) #28 Ecuador +270 (+13) #29 Poland +263 (+21) #30 Serbia +260 (+5) #31 Israel +229 (+7) #32 Panama +191 (+10) #33 Denmark +180 (+6) #34 Morocco +163 (+2) #35 Egypt +157 (+14)…

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Sad.

Wtf???

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yes, absolutely this. sometimes it's fun just to entertain the notion.

Its a nurse that is cucked. If he was a docter he would be inside the hospital doing his job.

What if it just becomes a flu that still nukes your organs and shrinks your lifespan by 10 years?

Attention all doom posters: Corona-chan is in great danger and she needs your help to wipe out the population of the planet Earth, but to do this she needs an end to lockdown and a couple of spring breaks. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Corona-chan can overload the hospitals and achieve the epic Global Saturation!

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I thought about just to see if the infections rise among the "true believers." But Poe's Law is powerful...

My retarded brother who loves football and it's his entire hobby and personality just said they are starting playing again starting 4 May
lol

we already surpassed yesterday's numbers? wow

Does anybody have the video from (pic related)? I think it got shoahed

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Collect from today, will I make it?

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They should hire to help sort the images and just give them the good stuff.
I would happily work from home doing that and can guarantee I won't develop PTSD

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welp i hope you enjoyed your brother while he lasted , hes going to be coofing by the end of may

Hands need some work but otherwise looks good.

>Denmark
Blue = Finland
Purple = Iceland
Red = Norway
Yellow = Swherden

If only we had concise stats. It's currently 50% old people in nursing homes, 40% migrants with TBC and 10% everyone else (diabetes, meningits and other funny infections).

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Go die for economy goyilem lmao.

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inside a body bag

Feels like I've slowed down. This virus has killed the economy, yet the country is still kicking

Most people still thing this virus is natural or fake

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I suppose something like that could happen and that would be the price, so far, payed for a globalized world.
That I would consider an optimistic scenario because it assumes civilization can still function. Things could get much worse

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(the entire circle)
Hi user

I don't think this is a hoax, but there is a lot of fishy shit going on, especially in the US. What the fuck is actually happening, and why do nurses have so much time for tiktoks?

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We're going to enjoy the show user.

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Off Kosher Guacamole?

Yeah hands are still a problem for me, I have tried uses boxes for the references but it ain't helping

You destroy yourself over nothing burger, I tell you 3 month you scare your family for nothing burger haha!!!!

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Most people from my surroundings still believe china and think it's a nothingburger
If I try to warn them they think I'm a conspiracy theorist who believes fake news

Avocado
Should I pick it up when it's green or dark?

>Does anybody have the video from (pic related)? I think it got shoahed
you can't have a video of something that didn't happen.

I don't think this is a hoax either because i don't see who benefits from the economy crashing other than, well, Yas Forums

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are those black walnuts or what are they?

>How Corona-chan was made

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>the economy
Yes all the useless shit people by and sell the endless consumption fueled by debt and planned obsolescence.
It was all bullshit and needs to die. People can still be fed, broken things can be mended, and kike parasites can go jump off a building when the magic line goes down.

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No my life doesn't revolve around Yas Forums

What happens in June when the lockdowns are still in place?

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This feels like some sort of Tower of Babel-esque Fermi Paradox for human development. We can only get so powerful before of inevitably falls apart.

friendly reminder the politicians sabre rattling for war with china are jews, just another divide and conquer scheme where only the jew wins. take a look at the media, they really want the average normie to hate china.
think about it

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These viruses can't survive for very long outside of a host, right?

So just waiting for a few days should disable any viruses possibly present on the surface!?

The last 10 years are probably crap anyway.

smallpox?

>USA is the only country in the world where growth rates of cases+deaths isn't declining
lmao

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most of the west is in qurantine for a month now
it would be EXTREMELY worrying if it didnt slow down

23-Mar: Virus remains on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
archive.is/j8og6

They won't be, no world leader will let his economy tank so much, they'd rather kill people before that happens

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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dumb burgers don't even think the virus is real
the whole country is going to burn and they are protesting for the right to die for their kike masters

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>They won't be, no world leader will let his economy tank so much

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Probably won't make past May.

you lied to me Yas Forums

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Not on stuff like cloth.

>Two entirely separate and even incompatible peoples and cultures
>Divide
Sounds redpilled to me chang

They detected virus on Princess cruise ship was up to 17 days after infected left.

the problem is that most politicians just did the qurantine shit bcz otherwise there would be public outcry and didnt actually plan on how long it would need to go on for it to effectivly stop the virus
if we open up now we did nothing, most of europe needs atleast a month and america 2 months of qurantine

Absolutely give up hope on trying to tell other people to prepare for this, every man for himself, as you are learning you cant force a red pill.
The situation you described is what people are experiencing everywhere and the more you pretend you dont know anything about this the better off you are. Smug sense of satisfaction when things continually get worse is your reward

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Literally no one is wearing a face mask but me outside here in Augsburg. How can people be so stupid?

Agreed, there is no benefit to the NWO for crashing the economy. At the same time, they can't let a crisis go to waste, and are bound to make "use" of it.

They are lying about the numbers so that they can open it up again. Plenty of proof of it not working.

a happenings today?

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These types of statistics are useless without some kind of comparison, such as a bad flu season.

/coomers/, report in!
>4

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>implying he won't mysteriosly die from Corona so Cristina can come back
there is just no way we keep going with the quarantine, as much as i'd like to stay at home

wash the mask with alcohol and heat filters in oven at 80C its damages them but very very slightly so they are fine for a few weeks of doing this daily

>Clean face, no tattoos, natural hair color, no piercings.

The point still remains though, with him or her

Those are avocados, user...

30 minutes in 70 degree oven

What the hell, I remember reading other viruses from the corona family survied for 2 days at most on the outside.

Burn them with gasoline and bury the ashes deep in that case.

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Are first worlders retarded? Almost everyone going outside in my city wears a mask, especially in my neighborhood where there are cases already.

You think things are going to go back to normal even if they governments said its all good? They won't. My parents, my brothers, and myself have not eaten out since December of last year and won't be doing so any time soon.
How many other people are going to be like that. How many will avoid things just to be safe.
The bomb has already gone off. It just takes time for the shock wave to arrive.

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Dumb leaf they want to destroy it to create a new one more controlled and easier to insert in your ass bitcoin btw.

Its the hysterical media man, the MSM is making everyone go crazy and panic buy and people are going crazy. The mainstream media has everyone losing their minds

sarcasm doesnt communicate well through text

Can a drawfag make a cononachan from this please?

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>World leader
The lockdowns in the US are done at the state or even county level.

New Orleans is officially locked down until May 15th. Lots of negroes in NOLA, and they’re all poor.

There has a been concerted effort in this nation, for at least the last 20 years, to make people reject science and experts. We're this close to being the middle east, and licking churches to "stick it to the man."

I tested 2 days ago and was infected at hospital 6 or 8 days ago. If you have questions. Feel free to ask. Right now its nothing burger for me and i feel great. Even lifted some wieghts today. Still i have to sit at home for next 12-14 days.

sorry, i am not good enough to do the sexual stuff

at the very least i have credible info from a close relative that works in a hospital and can see the patient files that they arent lying about it here
but that dosent mean they arent lying elsewhere tho

Really? I don’t remember seeing too many geriatrics in the pics I saw.

>deaths flat lining worldwide for well over a week now
Kek its over, eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers.

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its been at least a month since they investigated the cruise ship parked outside japan, there is a reason you dont see any articles on how long it survives on various surfaces, yes, living traces that could potentially infect people were found in trace amounts aboard the cruise ship 17 days after everyone got off

Everyone I know thinks this is a somethingburger and are taking it very seriously. I wish more did.

Even if you feel great, you should not do heavy sports right now if your body is fighting a virus. Remember even the common cold can give you myocarditis if you fuck around too much.

They work at hospitals in areas that arent affected. Rural areas arent going to have lots of people in the e.r because of the lockdown

whether the detected virus is functional and able to get people sick is the question.

It's some sort of peer pressure here in Germany. No one wants to be the first to wear a mask as it might suggest that there's, oh, I don't know, a global pandemic happening right now?

No evil genius would spread a virus literally right out their front door. If the virus was intended for let's say the West, they would have made it start in the west. The only conspiracy explanation for this is that some dumb fuck accidentally brought a contaminated article of clothing to the market, or some dingdong decided to dumpster dive for scraps of meat.

Are you using any drugs? HCQ/AZ? What about Vitamin C, Vitamin D, zinc, and Quercetin? Have they done a CT scan? What is your average temperature? What about SPO2 are you measuring with an oximeter?

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the one problem I have had with cvg since the beginning was the constant influx of coomers
STOP COOMING FUCKING DEGENERATES
save your zinc, save proton, save your sperm so you are prepared for cc

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why would you want this shit to continue?

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Papa loves his baby girl

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How much of a viral spread vector will Barbers become?

>Just go outside bro lol
No way, fag. I had pneumonia once and I dont want it again.

That's RNA fragments not viable infectious virus

I know a popular platform like Audible is pozzed and likely filters out a lot of audiobooks, but is there any good stuff I should be listening to on it? Not really interested in fiction right now.

just please dont be a retard and go out
one teenage thot kept going out and walking her dog while she knew she was infected and her parents went to the store and generally outside

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Want to try ?

you're right divide and conquer isn't really accurate. it is pitting two of your enemies against each other though. undeniably the jew wins in that sort of situation
misdirection more like it

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God. I want her with a little boy. It's not even funny anymore. Particularly this one.

can confirm. got myocarditis mid 20s, healthy-ish adult male. body's immune system almost exploded my heart.
shit was not fun. took months to recover where i wouldn't pass out going to the bathroom

l'm bored is America doing anything funny today?

Is Bill Mitchell dead, yet?

If you follow the reasoning of Spengler then Faustian civilization is on the eve of her first Caesar. Personally that is an event I want to witness

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Platforms like Tiktok, Vine, Instagram, and Twitter, are all platforms that are designed to algorithmically show you what is "trending" or popular. Nurses are in the public eye in a big way now, so the goof off videos they've always been making are getting more attention.

lurk moar

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they are reopening soon in some states
like i read georgia wants to reopen even tho they have like 20k active cases

Why the 4?

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Hi user

No, not even the Democrats are funny anymore. Everyone is just bored, pissed, or both.

Look guys I get it you want to find out the truth and all but it seems you're all spazzing out a bit.

You point to no immunity and link studies, but what about the studies that do show immunity?

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.13.990226v1.full.pdf

I just listenEd to one of my favorite podcasts, where one of the two hosts was recommending an escape from the coronavirus life by using VR goggles to play games and explore places that don't actually exist.
But, escapism?
Is that not the worst suggestion ever?

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do you want to know the truth anons?

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Shameless virtue signalling. Rich Piana wouldnt do this shit
youtube.com/watch?v=xNLprj2-G_A

With the oil crash I doubt today will much yesterday in terms of happening

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Just a flu you pussy, go back to normal.
Bars, restaurant and cinemas should open as well. Too many people panicking over nothing let the few old people that were meant to die, die and move on with your lives.

Same problem

I want cities to become less dense. I want holdouts and wastes of society to leave. Prices are outstanding, and uncertainty tanks them. I should not have to cry each night wondering why my family has to be so far apart.

Imagine not having the time of your life right now? It must suck to be regular people

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Just wait for day 30 when you suddenly collapse on the street and they find out your lungs are nuked + 7 blood clots are forming

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A-anons... My lungs hurt and feep tingly

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