/nbg/ Nothingburger General #2

>175K Dead in 5 months from Corona
>The world is ending!!!! Panic!!!1

Friendly reminder:
• 151,600 people die every day

• 1,061,200 people die every week

• 4,244,800 people die every month

• 50,900,000 million people die every year

>inb4 muhh exponential
Been below the peak for what, 18 days? Hahahahahaha

The doomer retard cult /cvg/ got hyped up by the echochamber of schizos, blue check marks and sensationalist news, they're too bitter to admit it.
You'll find them seething in this thread, giving no arguments.

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It did collapse the global economy and it is glorious.

>childish political overreaction did collapse the global economy and it is glorious
FIFY

Jews like /cvg/'s OP ran away with all the money and left small businesses destroyed over a hyped up flu season.

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Thank you.

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pog dude 2nd thread

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I really don't care why or how, all i see is a result that i am happy with.

/cvg/:
>OMG THE HOSPITALS ARE FLOODING PEOPLE ARE DYING BY THE 1000'S PANIC!!!!!!!

nurses:
>Arts and crafts time!

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1. I love your sense of humor, nothingburger peeps.
2. You do realize the only reason we're not dying by the millions is because everyone is staying at home, right?

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No one is staying home in the non-lockdown states and they are still fine.

Flu:
>3 month season in USA
>gets to 30,000,000+
>killed 40k last year

Corona:
>First case in USA was nearly 5 months ago
>44k dead (divide by 3 for realistic numbers), soooo, the flu...in almost double the time

PLEASE explain how this is worse than the flu.
>Protip: It's not

the media collapsed the global economy.

this
we were open for months before doing anything and it's already flattening and we're fine

>they are still fine
they're 2 weeks away from having a massive amount of deaths.

>>First case in USA was nearly 5 months ago
LOL'd
nigger pls.

Hey would you look at that. It's a bunch of braindead NEETs with no educational backing, trying to state a case against people on a Hungarian Bird-Watching Forum that also toting largely baseless claims of knowledge and expertise on a Global Pandemic that IS currently adding an addition ~5% daily death to the overall daily mortality numbers.

I can't wait to see this circlejerk get 3000 threads or crash and burn before it cracks double digits. Ganbatte Niggėrs

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based and fucking redpilled we made that guy a fortune

We had cases long before we tested the first, you realize that right?

This dichotomy is not the reality of the situation. If the government and politicians had not “overreacted” then people would have self quarantined and shut down the economy on their own, but with arguably enough additional deaths to offset whatever economic gains may have been had by remaining “open”.

I too would like to ruin world economies by shitposting on Guyanese boat-making forums.

See It wouldn't have happened without the virus. Of course it was ultimately the human reaction that collapsed the economy, but the virus was a needed catalyst.

Oh, god, we might reach triple digits of deaths. What a tragedy.

They've been trying to get nothingburger generals going since February
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show me a scientific paper showing that. conspiracy bullshit posts from twatter don't count.

>triple digits of deaths
... and shorted lifetimes of millions. not to mention massive medical costs for the foreseeable future.

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how black are you?

Honestly CVG folks are unbelievable. Anybody with half a brain knows that everybody on planet earth can go back to work tomorrow, stocks will return to the moon, and we can go back to Disneyland. There has been a 0% increase in global debt to GDP and this is just going to be looked back upon as the most hilarious blooper in all of history

are you fat

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I love this thread a lot. Finally a real science thread.

This. Bump.

Common sense.

Marion
>5 months
April 1st: 6,236 deaths
April 20th: 42,514 deaths

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>Common sense.
that's something that you seem to lack.

>counting every death as covid makes more covid deaths
Woah, really?

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Flu:
>6 month season in USA (October through March retard)
>gets to 34 million
>killed 34k last year
> Exactly .1% cfr

Corona:
>First case in USA was exactly three months ago to the fucking day lmao.
>44k dead, soooo, worse than the flu...in half the time, with preventative measures.

How can you lie so much while making an argument but still think you're correct?

Yes because the virus does not exist until you test for it, right?
Go back to your containment thread, tard.

>>First case in USA was exactly three months ago to the fucking day lmao.
See

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If you don’t go outside you can’t catch it retards. Maybe that’s why the number of deaths seems lower. Comparing Corona to the flu is impossible.

Didn’t it occur to you to think about that very simple fact?

>america did nothing for months
>most americans didn't even care
>still went out, still went to the store, didn't wear masks
Woah, what fool-proof preventive measures!

Not on any level that matters nigger. Lmao at you going to /cvg/ begging us to come here and give you (you)s but then telling us to go back to /cvg/ once we are here. I hope you neck yourself soon.

Why'd you come here then lmfao, kys monumental copefag

Does anyone have a link about the Chinese scientists working on a paper about weaponizing coronavirus years prior to this pandemic?

Disagree. If the government had not overreacted people wouldn’t have thought it was a big deal and gone about their business like they do every single year with the flu when tens of thousands die.

So what's going on around the world bigbrain?
Why are all these governments of opposing and antagonistic doctrines doing the same thing to try and prevent their citizens from dying?

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