/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3367 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

► Detected: 2,532,498 (+51,995) ► Died: 175,412 (+5,015) ► Day: 103 (-07:47:24)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.5x more confirmed deaths than H1N1 flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,661 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► TRUMP ◄
youtu.be/Z3eMEyDVMnw
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Antibody tests are known to detect other unrelated coronaviruses
archive.is/mJOrA

China floods the world with defective equipment
archive.is/eh6h7

90% of positives in antibody tests might be false, "accuracy" misleading
archive.is/AAUmw

Mortality rates: over 28,000 deaths went unreported in 10 countries
archive.is/iiVC5

Oil prices go negative, first time in history
archive.is/X6C0t

Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
archive.is/SBCKv

>ARCHIVE
5 year old kid dies in Britain
archive.is/FsLmI

NIAID chief mentions risk of ADE during White House briefing
youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao?t=6793

Evidence of ADE has surfaced, according to Nature article
archive.is/D59U2

EU admits official death tolls are undercounting
archive.is/siecS

US not counting at least 2700 nursing home deaths in official toll
archive.is/CBSkS

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

>LATEST
8 new cases in Channel Islands
229 new cases and 7 new deaths in Israel
1512 new cases and 39 new deaths in Peru
959 new cases and 86 new deaths in Germany
1376 new cases and 141 new deaths in Canada
24 new cases and 1 new death in Lithuania
388 new cases and 43 new deaths in Ireland
10816 new cases and 1149 new deaths in the United States
4 new cases in Equatorial Guinea

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euromomo.eu/
youtu.be/HuzPrhnaiYE
project-evidence.github.io
twitter.com/BNODesk
socialstyrelsen.se/globalassets/1-globalt/bilder/tabell-b-dodsfall-per-vecka-v-14.jpg
apnews.com/a5077c7227b8eb8b0dc23423c0bbe2b2
journals.lww.com/epidem/fulltext/2007/03000/Modeling_Infectious_Diseases_Dissemination_Through.15.aspx
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>you now remember January

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ATTENTION:
Ignore all nothingburger posters. They are either shitposters looking for (You)s or Bill Mitchell shills. If we ignore them they will go back to their /ptg/ containment threads and stop shitting up ours.

if there's taiga, i'm in

I miss January

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peace through power

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

ALMOT 80 NEW INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN THE GALICIA HEALTH SYSTEM BECAUSE THE COMMUNIST CENTRAL GOVERMENT GAVE THEM FAKE MASKS

>okdiario.com/espana/cerca-80-sanitarios-gallegos-contagiados-usar-mascarillas-fake-del-gobierno-5492634

ALL THE INFECTED ARE FROM RIGHT-WING GOVERMENT REGIONS, ANDALUCIA, MURCIA AND NOW GALICIA

THEY ARE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE FROM OTHER PARTY

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back when she had potential

Please answer I must know if this is going to be the best year ever.

same

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Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn’t going anywhere. Back in my day we didn’t call it covid whatever; we called it the “Shanghai Shivers”. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. Here’s the deal, fat: if Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers “Ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, buckaroo. That’s how I know you’re full of shit. I’d punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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euromomo.eu/

I never forgot it

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It didn't have to be this way

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this will help.
pic related

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so is this the first of many waves?

We love you Corona-kami

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Stop blaming xhina you absolute tool.

the threads are an absolute shitfest my harlot
you're gonna lose your spot if they keep at it

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Where is that faggot at? I miss him.

what happened to bno ? virus gitem?

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Women are dying too, proportions are same. We need WW3 actually

rolling for ca nuked

Lockdown seems tough in america.

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what a time it was.

Someone redpill me on antibody testing.
Are they reliable?

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How can one country be so based?

didnt it?

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TF BNO is?

>americans had no political interest in it
better times

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Spanish flu had 3 if I remember correctly

FUCK

Did you expect anything else from them?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 803,575 (43,663) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 183,957 (24,648) #4 France 155,383 (20,796) #5 Germany 148,024 (4,948) #6 United Kingdom 129,044 (17,337) #7 Turkey 95,591 (2,259) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #12 Brazil 40,814 (2,588) #13 Canada 38,205 (1,831) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,478) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 18,985 (603) #18 Peru 17,837 (484) #19 Ireland 16,040 (730) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,942 (184) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,135 (263) #25 Chile 10,832 (147) #26 South Korea 10,683 (237) #27 Ecuador 10,398 (520) #28 Poland 9,856 (401) #29 Pakistan 9,565 (201) #30 Romania 9,242 (498) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,191 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +10,816 (+1,149) #2 Russia +5,642 (+51) #3 Turkey +4,611 (+119) #4 United Kingdom +4,301 (+828) #5 Spain +3,968 (+430) #6 Italy +2,729 (+534) #7 Peru +1,512 (+39) #8 Canada +1,376 (+141) #9 Iran +1,297 (+88) #10 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #11 Belgium +973 (+170) #12 Germany +959 (+86) #13 Netherlands +729 (+165) #14 Pakistan +673 (+25) #15 Sweden +545 (+185) #16 Portugal +516 (+27) #17 Mexico +511 (+26) #18 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #19 Belarus +459 (+4) #20 India +446 (+11) #21 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #22 Ukraine +415 (+10) #23 Ireland +388 (+43) #24 Indonesia +375 (+26) #25 Chile +325 (+8) #26 Romania +306 (+20) #27 Ecuador +270 (+13) #28 Poland +263 (+21) #29 Serbia +260 (+5) #30 Israel +229 (+7) #31 Panama +191 (+10) #32 Denmark +180 (+6) #33 Greece +156 (+5) #34 Finland +146 (+43) #35 Philippines +140 (+9)…

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youtu.be/HuzPrhnaiYE

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>many waves
No, we are so retarded that we think leveling off for a week with the same number of cases and increasing deaths means the wave is over and that we should reopen the globe. There will be a single wave

That image is extremely triggering to anyone with an iq over 100 that even knows between jack and shit about firearms.

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very clearly not the flu.
imagine all the deaths that occured in the hot spots to make the european average go up like that.

project-evidence.github.io

Yes, or one big neverending wave

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So, how do I avoid the glass lung or the dying liver? What if the virus shortens a lot of lifespans but doesn't outright kill that many? What if a new organ harming strain shows up every year?

Handgun anmo.
. 223 and 7.62
Smh

twitter.com/BNODesk
they havent posted in several days

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Try being Canadian, it's impossible just getting a firearm.
I had to settle for a BB gun. My hope is maybe it looks real enough to scare someone off.

Not really

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This. It was so much better when burgers were less involved

euromomo is a pretty shitty statistic

yeah, that is kinda odd, where are they located?

This is what I was saying and what makes this specifically worse than the Spanish Flu.

Why?

IVE BEEN HERE SINCE JANUARY HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A JOB AND PAY RENT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

buying ammo at walmart
high iq

>Belarus (9.4M): 6723 cases
>Poland (38M): 9856 cases
>Ukraine (42M): 6125 cases
>Lithuania (2.8M): 1350 cases
>Latvia (1.9M): 748 cases

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lmao they are begging for people to revolt at this point

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Why wouldnt you buy a compound bow?

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That's /herd/ for you

Swedish death per week:
socialstyrelsen.se/globalassets/1-globalt/bilder/tabell-b-dodsfall-per-vecka-v-14.jpg

apnews.com/a5077c7227b8eb8b0dc23423c0bbe2b2

RaoulFags BTFO

whatdya mean, 40mm is a perfectly good handgun round.

I really fucking hate how you can't trust a single source any more, and you basically have to read between the lines of over a dozen articles just to piece together a narrative that is closer to the truth.

Don't tell me you're not enjoying seeing 2000+ mutts drop dead almost every day though

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France isn't even counting care home cases anymore, they only count care home deaths now

if you frequent Yas Forums we know the previous trajectory was just as apocalyptic with an even slower burn, at least you wont die wondering what your children would face, smile user. Its darkest before dawn

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You don't. hunker down with your family, pool your resources, do what you can, shitpost, and drink. Maybe some cannabis too since you are in Canada.
Nothing else to do

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Stop. All of you just stop. You are wasting your time over a nothingburger. You just need to re-open this country back up again. The virus is fake. Have you not heard about that doctor saying that it is a fake? He sends a pretty clear message that it is indeed fake. How he said that there were no people that he saw get put in the truck? Because it is fake. Just like the virus.

america

h

I assumed you needed a license for one?
Regardless it's too late now. I have a bunch of knives and shit but I have a feeling I wont last long if we get to Mad Max timeline

What kind of person thinks this Pandemic is Fake? I just saw a video of some old fuck claiming this is all not real.

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Is that all deaths?
and if so holy shit

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Perhaps they got mad and told Lookner to pay or no updates.

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>impossible getting a firearm
Any retard with a clean record can pass a PAL.

You know they sell the exact same ammo as gun shops and usually cheaper right?
know you dont, because you live in fucking sweden

>DON'T WORRY EVERYONE, IT'S NOTHING!

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Its not fake.

they have altered it multiple times already you're better of looking for excess deaths locally at best it works as a guess

i was shitposting on twiter , and i remember reading a loong long ago about some pandemic on wow , i got this and very deep chills down my spine
journals.lww.com/epidem/fulltext/2007/03000/Modeling_Infectious_Diseases_Dissemination_Through.15.aspx

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Thousand years of darkness

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>painting with blood
based

You could have posted it here. Amount per 100K.
>Image B, deaths per week.
>2014-2020
>Observe that the scale does not begin at 0.
>Amount per 100K. Deaths per week.

The final thing is death cause registry and the gubment.

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How retarded are you going to feel when 60,000 or less die from this, and it's not even the worst flu in the last 5 years? Hopefully enough to kill yourself.

I was late to the party and by that point they had public gatherings banned so theres no way I can take the course.

It really is too late for someone who couldnt check to see if they could buy a fucking bow
the future isnt for the unresourceful

>we should reopen the globe
i agree

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Altered? There is a reporting delay that is constantly being adjusted but otherwise I dont see the issue

if it's so fake, then go and get it. I'm fine being at home sorry!

I do, but I wish they didn't come here screenings "nothingburger" now that it hurts Trump

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