Canadian Feds use Twitter instead of Emergency Alert System for spree killer

Well duh, they only want the usual suspects to avoid an untimely demise.

alright boys, we're reporting all our crimes via twitter for now on

Can I get a quick rundown on the shooting?

Yet every time some nigger takes their kid to the store phones are blaring here at 4 am

My dad says it’s busy. All 14 ventilators are in use 14!!

I get a text message on my phone if they're doing roadwork near my house. I don't see why I couldn't get one about someone running around shooting people as well.
I don't have a twitter account.

where ya from back home?

>"but, like, everyon's on twitter"
fucking faggots i swear to god

Wtf. I don't even know that many people who use twitter.

exactly, pretty retarded logic

why not both?

We should just make our own country. With blackjack. And hookers

Ontario likes to use its emergency alert system to wake everyone in the province at 4am, including those who are 100s of kilometres away, every time there is a domestic dispute. Twice, because they send out alerts when its over.

fuck off nigger

That has to be a joke.

The alert system goes to every phone.

They wanted these people dead.

This is so fucking retarded. Why are we so retarded in Canada?

>tfw Ontario gets 2 everything's okay alarms from the government covering up a radiation leak but Nova Scotia gets nothing for an active shooter in a cop car

also it's rural nova-scotia the average age is about 73 years old they're not browsing twitter at 3 AM

dont forget the french translation

Both is fine, but ensure the most effective method is implemented.

Yeah, it'd have been awesome to be some fuck hiding from this guy when the air raid siren alert goes off on your cellphone...

it doesn't fucking matter if they wanted to or not
it's negligence to a ridicules degree i didn't thought possible up till now
it's the same thing as killing someone directly courts gonna fuck some shit up if this is legit

>I fucking thought the whole lefties/progressives think Twitter is real life was a fucking meme
Nigger your president spends hours of every day on fucking twitter and he takes it very seriously

shoo shoo back to your fag parade trannie

They still send alert messages, and they generally don’t let gunman run amok for over 12 hours

>we thought using this foreign corporation's bitch fight and e-penis measurement platform was superior to the Emergency Alert System

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Wow, not even my government is this negligent

This is all Trump's fault

Well if it doesn’t work in that one extremely specific scenario you might as well not try at all