/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3363 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

Useless goddess is useless

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It won't. Look at Canada. Our Prime Minister is saying not to point fingers while begging China to continue 5G behind the curtains.

What's the point of lockdowns when hospitals are under capacity, anons? The second you open everything back up it's going to enter exponential growth again. This chink virus isn't going away just because people spent a month inside.

MAN IN VALENCIA, SPAIN, ARRESTED FOR: THROWING CHAIRS AND BOTTLES TO THE STREET FROM A 7TH FLOOR, SETTING ON FIRE HIS NEIGHBOUR'S DOOR AND MENACING THE POLICE WITH A KNIFE
>MAN IN VALENCIA, SPAIN, ARRESTED FOR: THROWING CHAIRS AND BOTTLES TO THE STREET FROM A 7TH FLOOR, SETTING ON FIRE HIS NEIGHBOUR'S DOOR AND MENACING THE POLICE WITH A KNIFE
MAN IN VALENCIA, SPAIN, ARRESTED FOR: THROWING CHAIRS AND BOTTLES TO THE STREET FROM A 7TH FLOOR, SETTING ON FIRE HIS NEIGHBOUR'S DOOR AND MENACING THE POLICE WITH A KNIFE

>abc.es/espana/comunidad-valenciana/abci-coronavirus-detienen-hombre-arrojar-sillas-desde-septimo-piso-y-amenazar-espada-policia-valencia-202004211509_noticia.html
CLOWN WORLD

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is it possible to lower shale output of oil and gas?

Facebook is most likely taking them down so if protesters get infected they can't try to sue facebook for doing nothing to take down an event that could represent a health hazard.

checked but Boris is never opening now that he had it

lf USA/UK starts to push back against Chinese influence would Canada follow though?

I am from Third World country. Please help me. Tell me will the lockdown be over in next 15 days? I am getting frustrated. I need air and live happily like everyday life. How long more inside my room? Help /pol

>nypost.com/2020/04/21/chinese-doctors-skin-turns-dark-after-coronavirus-recovery/
>niggavirus
Is this real?

2 more years.

thanks anons, I am retarded

>5G
Why are Canadians either gigantic douche bags or shizo nut jobs.

do I still need food or is the happening over?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 794,297 (42,564) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 155,383 (20,265) #5 Germany 147,593 (4,869) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 90,980 (2,140) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #12 Brazil 40,814 (2,588) #13 Canada 36,831 (1,690) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,436) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 18,985 (603) #18 Peru 16,325 (445) #19 Ireland 15,652 (687) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,883 (181) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,135 (263) #25 South Korea 10,683 (237) #26 Chile 10,507 (139) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,737 (385) #29 Romania 9,242 (482) #30 Pakistan 9,216 (192) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,191 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +5,642 (+51) #2 Spain +3,968 (+430) #3 United States +1,538 (+50) #4 Iran +1,297 (+88) #5 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #6 Belgium +973 (+170) #7 Netherlands +729 (+165) #8 Sweden +545 (+185) #9 Germany +528 (+7) #10 Portugal +516 (+27) #11 Mexico +511 (+26) #12 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #13 India +446 (+11) #14 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #15 Ukraine +415 (+10) #16 Indonesia +375 (+26) #17 Pakistan +324 (+16) #18 Romania +306 (+4) #19 Serbia +260 (+5) #20 Panama +191 (+10) #21 Denmark +180 (+6) #22 Israel +170 (+4) #23 Finland +146 (+43) #24 Poland +144 (+5) #25 Philippines +140 (+9) #26 Morocco +140 (+1) #27 Switzerland +119 (+7) #28 Hungary +114 (+14) #29 Oman +98 (+1) #30 Kuwait +85 (+2) #31 Austria +78 (+21) #32 Brazil +71 (+1) #33 Moldova +66 (+2) #34 Armenia +62 (+2) #35 Malaysia +57 (+3)…

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>tfw

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How to start a death cult?

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can we try to forecast what will come? I see many things going on.
-USA: Economy is crashing. inner problems. probably loses global hegemony. Blames china for the virus but I do not think they will go on an open war.
-China: will see it's economy reduced as rest of the wrold tries to reactivate tehir own economy and industry. probably next world leader.
-Europe: Europe will sink, as there are too many cultural and economic differences to make something like the United States of Europa.
-Economy will crash hard. so hard it might get a reset. we could see sci-fi things on economic matters.
-People will revolt as they keep gettin poorer, more unemployment, they won't riot as they are afraid of the virus and goberments will take strict control measures (1984)

Something else? someone wants to discuss about this?

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The lockdowns are mitigating it, but the steady increase is frightening. If the numbers are still going up steadily when everything is shut down, what's going to happen when everything opens up?

It hasn't even begun.

Numbers haven't peaked at all yet and won't for a while.

>read about this shit on Yas Forums few months back
>prepare for the great happening
>shit happens
>get the fuck out of my city
>find out this week my neighborhood is absolutely infested with the virus, several stores I used to frequent closed down
Dont think I've really thanked any of you so thank you, I really appreciate it.

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nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/21/world/coronavirus-missing-deaths.html

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>step 1 - be insanely charismatic with a fair amount of ego

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These better fucking work.

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holy shit, kek. chink bois just got BLACKED

People are finally beginning to lose it.
Where I live the streets aren't as busy as usual, but the people who are driving right now are driving like maniacs. Starting to wonder how the general populace is starting to handle it.

Of course no worries

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where do you think you are?

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Anyone else feel this is a whole lot of nothing? I don't think much of anything happened that warrants putting 10% of the population out of work.

I follow cvg from start.
The truth is when we looked at the 10k infected in china.
Everyone laugh and fucking what we have now.
Fucking shills is it nothingburger?
We knew it. We gathered info.
watched webm of falling Chinese ppl.
And we know.
We know its just a beggining

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Massive exponential growth again. Panic buying, shutdowns, joblessness, debt, unrest. 50% or more of the world population will get this as we wait for a vaccine in 2 years.

Nothingburgers seething in 3, 2, 1...

The response is the happening

Obviously the leaders know this. Why are they screwing us over?

What the fuck just happened in Kazakhstan????

UV is good for surface decontamination.

how do you even survive that much liver damage

checked

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Aqua is best girl and only by worshiping her can we end this crisis

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470 NEW DEATHS IN KAZAKHSTAN RAISING TO 489
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>470 NEW DEATHS IN KAZAKHSTAN RAISING TO 489
470 NEW DEATHS IN KAZAKHSTAN RAISING TO 489
>470 NEW DEATHS IN KAZAKHSTAN RAISING TO 489

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I like the lack of warnings in this image.

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You should look to Bojo as a perfect example of what happens when you have an attitude like this.

>people in my country protesting governors
>when they're mad at the bank for taking their last paycheck
>still defend said bank with their lives
>against the people trying to keep them alive
Money > Life
My countrymen could not say this any more clearly. Fuck this place.

>tfw

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KIM JONG-UN'S DEAD BODY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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>US Government's plans to keep economy afloat failed miserably, there was no real way it could work anyway
>they know that destruction of the economy would lead to mass civil unrest, death, and civil war
>they also know the virus is more deadly then they let on
>they have the choice to either let the economy die and face those consequences, having mass civil unrest and more spread of the virus due to that
>or try too late the restart the already dead economy to save face, throwing everyone to the meat grinder to die from the virus before the death toll kills the economy and civil unrest happens anyway

Everything they have done is just buying time. Carrots dangling in front of us, distracting us from what's coming. Oh look at this unemployment money! Oh look free premium porn! Oh look $1200 dollars! They are running out of carrots

I don't understand why normies are going insane honestly

In their country there is problem.

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Oh shit, this one's coming

They started testing LOL

Checked and kekd.
/cvg/ is always right.

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Typo, sadly. Look at the source for the Kazakhstan numbers on worldometer, then translate it from Russian to English. They got the deaths swapped with the recovered.

based argie

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Be careful with this please. ideally use this in a shed or something

Dang all the digits...anyways, yeah /ourgirl/ is contagious AF. In the end, I think she will be right up there with smallpox and measles as far as R0.
But what happens now is the million dollar question. If the percentage of people that have been exposed to Corona-chan is less than 40% or so it's going to get ugly quick IMO.

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You're already at 9 posts, simmer down cunt.

Start a garden.
Besides pandemic >>> FINANCIAL COLLAPSE INCOMING > FINANCIAL COLLAPSE INCOMING

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the hospitals wont be able to handle all the infected you fucking knuckle dragger.

>You now remember Bongs saying high death count in Italy was because they were an extroverted people

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone#Chronic_ozone_exposure

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dont we have a Kazai poster?

>Argiieeeeeee
>Tell the m0ds that I won't ban evade
>Remember also now to dilate
>What it means
>You're in paaaain
>Argiieee

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If you have to ask, you don't deserve the answer.

>haven't bothered checking numbers in a few days
>usa at fucking 3/4 of a million
When the fuck did that happen?
Feels like it was only last week everyone was cheering on USA to pass Italy

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Every fucking day that infographic is wrong
Scotland today:
8672 cases
985 deaths
gov.scot/coronavirus-covid-19/

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That's horrible. We shouldn't have been brainwashed to kamikaze our economy for the sniffles.

It's sad what happened to him but he is only one man. 174k deaths are such a small drop in the bucket. We're killing everything over nothing.

Almost every hospital is doing fine in the USA. They can afford a few more.

Haven't been following. Food has been accessible since January. So I'm wondering do I need to sperg out or can I just take it week by week

Working in a large hospital ward in London. We are seeing 1 or 2 negative swabs for COVID, then the patient has an X-ray and it shows COVID in the lungs as a classic picture. Because the swabs are negative, cause of death is not COVID. This must be happening all over the world.

For some reason I can't stop thinking of the Vengaboys Party Bus song.

Six Flags is inevitably going to put out a commercial trying to draw people back to their park this summer after tens of thousands more people have died and I can't stop thinking of this old man dancing on top of their graves.

Anyone else have this problem?

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Is there a guide on building a container for this?

>wonder if I need to prepare for having more food than a week
>or dying when food runs out
are you literally retarded?

That is just normal pneumonia. If anything people are attributing too much to this flu.

>or can I just take it week by week
You can, until you can't?
What do you think?
I'd have made sure I had a stockpile quite some time ago.

Do NOT use these as you would a normal lamp! BE CAREFUL!

Sounds like UK is covering up covid - same scam China was pulling

>no proof whatsoever you are

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Your bored and want to get b& cos you're getting ignored today
You'll be posting the goatse edit next

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We saw this happen in Wuhan in January
They started using X-Rays to diagnose pneumonia and all of a sudden we a spike of 3000 infected in a day
Then they stopped again the next day

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Well I have that problem now, thanks.

>few more
dont you have a life? I see you every time I check a thread

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>severe recession' hitting Ireland as GDP set to fall 10.5% and unemployment to peak at 22%
Like the good old days

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Same here... but know that we have posted about it (((they))) will make sure something changes now.

How many would you say are dying per day from COVID in your ward?

someone posted the lung scans on the computer.

can we agree we have reached peak population and the worldometer pop count is dubious

174k after global lockdown....

You do realise that it would be millions if this wasn't called for?

Yup, only 19 deaths today

>x-ray
>classic picture
>picture
uh-huh

They'll work, but there's no guarantee about your health

>USA: Economy is crashing. inner problems. probably loses global hegemony. Blames china for the virus but I do not think they will go on an open war.

You people watch too many movies

Aqua's use is perpetual pregnancy

i'm going to laugh my ass of when you have to learn to use a teletype machine to browse the internet.
porn will never be the same for you, user.

>still buying from the chinks
oh no no no no no
eestibro, you've been had.

Unfortunetly this.

The USA economy is crashing you nigger

Nevermind, that was the total number of deaths

>wikipedia is a valid source
>trust the people running the experiment, goy. We're just burning money for no reason

Agreed. We won't know the true stats until this is all over. But the comparisons of average daily deaths over the last few years vs. current should give a fairly accurate estimate. Once that is tallied worldwide, the numbers will be staggering. But hey...if this was 1600's and Corona-chan rampaged through our village and 20% of the population was gone almost overnight, we'd be like "Wow, that shit was pretty bad...but at least it wasn't smallpox"

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The lock down hasn't been stringent to be effective. These are about the numbers we'd see without a lock down. Still, we don't need to lock down everything over the sniffles even if it is worse than most seasons.

Our economy is doing horribly. The chinamen are filling our shoes since they aren't afraid of the sniffles.

Don't

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You know I'm something of a cunnyseur myself

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Why won't it be millions once the lockdowns are lifted?

how did danzig get so fat?
wasn't he a health nut for a while?

uhhm G-Guys
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Is it autism

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>the c word

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You as a liberal should have no problem with this then.

Dude there is no vaccine coming. Good god. They might tell you it works but they’ll just stop testing and tell you you have the flu.

I’m not sure what’s to gain from continued lockdown. We’re gonna have to get herd immunity for this.

Test

>nothingburgers think that hospitals are reporting too many corona deaths
>its actually the other way around