/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3362 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

why are so many religious types in favour of ignoring any deaths and focusing on the economy?

>tfw thread is kill without you shitposting in it

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Why do people still talk about herd immunity when it's confirmed you don't develop shit?

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Who here doomed, broke and under 25

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Just got back from Sam's Club on senior hours (7-9). It was fucking packed. I live in a small-ish city(Saginaw). I've never seen such a huge line to enter a store outside of vidya console launch days.

>Norwegian oil and currency going to zero
>Sweden genociding themselves with a bioweapon
>Windmill industry boomin

What a time to be Danish

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Witnessed, and also they think Jesus will protect them exclusively or some gay shit like that.

prosperity theology and fatalism
belief in fate makes people retarded

WTF is that real?!?!?!

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All it takes is one infected person and you have an explosion of cases again you dumb American. The only thing these graphs mean is that lockdowns are working.

>Why The Technological System will Destroy Itself
archive.org/details/theodore_kaczynski_why_the_technological_system_will_destroy_itself-3/page/n2/mode/2up

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Good. Spread her love.

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>2.5m infected

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Wash hands, don’t touch face, knees are your own business

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vigiliae.org/dr-gail-marie-bradbrook-compassionate-revolutionary-for-hire-by-un-extinction/

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>Detected: 2,503,383 (+22,880) ► Died: 171,796 (+1,399) ►

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Tell that to Japan.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 792,938 (42,518) #2 Spain 204,178 (21,282) #3 Italy 181,228 (24,114) #4 France 155,383 (20,265) #5 Germany 147,103 (4,862) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 90,980 (2,140) #8 Iran 84,802 (5,297) #9 China 82,758 (4,632) #10 Russia 52,763 (456) #11 Belgium 40,956 (5,998) #12 Brazil 40,814 (2,588) #13 Canada 36,831 (1,690) #14 Netherlands 34,134 (3,916) #15 Switzerland 28,063 (1,436) #16 Portugal 21,379 (762) #17 India 18,985 (603) #18 Peru 16,325 (445) #19 Ireland 15,652 (687) #20 Sweden 15,322 (1,765) #21 Austria 14,873 (491) #22 Israel 13,883 (181) #23 Saudi Arabia 11,631 (109) #24 Japan 11,135 (263) #25 South Korea 10,683 (237) #26 Chile 10,507 (139) #27 Ecuador 10,128 (507) #28 Poland 9,737 (385) #29 Romania 9,242 (482) #30 Pakistan 9,216 (192) #31 Singapore 9,125 (11) #32 Mexico 8,772 (712) #33 United Arab Emirates 7,755 (46) #34 Denmark 7,695 (370) #35 Norway 7,191 (182)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +5,642 (+51) #2 Spain +3,968 (+430) #3 Iran +1,297 (+88) #4 Saudi Arabia +1,147 (+6) #5 Belgium +973 (+170) #6 Netherlands +729 (+165) #7 Sweden +545 (+185) #8 Portugal +516 (+27) #9 Mexico +511 (+26) #10 United Arab Emirates +490 (+3) #11 India +446 (+11) #12 Bangladesh +434 (+9) #13 Ukraine +415 (+10) #14 Indonesia +375 (+26) #15 Pakistan +324 (+16) #16 Romania +306 (+4) #17 Serbia +260 (+5) #18 Panama +191 (+10) #19 Denmark +180 (+6) #20 United States +179 (+4) #21 Israel +170 (+4) #22 Finland +146 (+43) #23 Poland +144 (+5) #24 Philippines +140 (+9) #25 Morocco +140 (+1) #26 Switzerland +119 (+7) #27 Hungary +114 (+14) #28 Oman +98 (+1) #29 Kuwait +85 (+2) #30 Austria +78 (+21) #31 Brazil +71 (+1) #32 Armenia +62 (+2) #33 Malaysia +57 (+3) #34 Bulgaria +37 (+2) #35 Norway +35 (+1)…

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NARRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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governments must be desperate to open up sweden is already claiming victory saying they have herd immunity in 10 days

Requesting news article to confirm.

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It feels truly nice to be the actual Masterrace

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Just shitposting

Yeah and it only took a full month of complete shutdown. Now if we could keep doing this for an entire year we may be fine.

>chinese antibody tests
So are the chinks trying to kill people with faulty equipment or what? I don't know if its just their incompetence or malice but its fucked either way

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So when do you propose we open up everything again? Never? It's a rarity to be able to even make a vaccine for a virus and they were hopeful to even say it won't even be for another year and a half. Should we all just sit and watch the world burn to the ground in the meantime? What's your gameplan people.

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I know. Shitposting. My spouse works in federal govt. About to get antibody test. I'm like, why? Doesn't mean jack shit.

Italian deaths.

epicentro.iss.it/en/coronavirus/bollettino/Infografica_20aprile ENG.pdf

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It's like the first result on Google

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Another to add to my fucked up Gary collection
The screen play excerpt is my favourite
The argie baker doing one of Gary's scripted replies is the most curious

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I personally never wanted things to close in the first place. Let corona burn through humanity. The strong will survive, and God can sort the rest out.

>> 254434217

Gary’s infected! Gary nooooo!

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>TRUMP GET INFECTED NEXT MONTH

TRUMP GET INFECTED NEXT MONTH

NOOOooooooooooooooooo
Who else has handled this virus like CHINA! They're SMART okay
Chinese people are SMART and SOPHISTICATED
It's not China who was NEGLIGENT it was the REST OF THE WORLD
You have to PROVE there was NEGLIGENCE on Chinas part
Obviously you can't it's all just HEARSAY
It sounds to me like you just want CHINA to be the BAD GUY

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If only there was a clue, as to where to search for antibodies

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>ENGLAND AND WALES HAD 14K EXCESS DEATHS IN TWO WEEKS
Wew lads think coronachan is being shortchanged

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Game plan is this. Why contain it?

>63,000 PPE articles from China are defective
>3,00,000 rapid testing kits bought from China are defective

IMAGINE
MY
SHOCK

what about burgerland?

Based China

You mean the country where 6 people just dropped dead randomly on the street yesterday from heart attacks despite their adherence to the guidelines (not rules, their government doesn't have the right to impose an actual quarantine on their people), and started giving out gibs when historically they never do? The ones that still have a government hopeful to host the Olympics next year?

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We never said that. But thinking this is over because we tamed the wave of infected by doing something unthinkable a couple of months ago that basically destroyed the global economy is retarded.

If we try to go back to a world pre Corona ASAP the only thing we are going to achive is to make the worse case scenarios a reality.

"They should take this into account to avoid any...potential pitfalls"

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-has-mutated-into-more-than-30-strains-say-scientists-in-china-11976380

CHINA built a HOSPITAL in THREE DAYS
They shared their INFORMATION WITH THE WHO
COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT
AMERICA IS LIKE THE USSR
I watch CHERNOBYL and it's exactly like AMERICA

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I can't shop on senior days because those old fucks clear everything I want out in the first hour. We need to end the lockdowns so they get sick and die finally.

Its literally all over the news, they said to stop testing.

ndtv.com/india-news/chinese-rapid-test-kits-for-covid-19-faulty-complaint-from-states-2215763?pfrom=home-topscroll

Danish northern empire WHEN?

Wait till today's figures
Looks like they're the highest yet since the start of the outbreak

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>If we try to go back to a world pre Corona ASAP the only thing we are going to achive is to make the worse case scenarios a reality.
Seems good to me, I want to commit suicide anyway.
OPEN

Gheys your closest attn pluz
>have been redpilling white Christian wife for years
>plot twist
>she redpills me back to Christianity through prayer. I now believe.
>try to explain coronachan to her
>notgettingthrough.flac
>get home tonight
>what’s that on the bench?
“Oh I got this from eBay, user. It’s supposed to help with respiratory problems like I’ve been having last 12 months.”
>it’s Chinese eBay bought, active ingredient “forsythia” I kid you not
How fucked am I?

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Every. Single. Time.

>Tyson Foods' plant in Columbus Junction to reopen after outbreak
>34 workers test positive for COVID-19 at Marshalltown meatpacking plant
>16 workers test positive for COVID-19 at Prestage pork processing plant
Smithfield outbreak worse then feared as well, plus my cousin works at the big one in supposedly safe northwest Iowa and says people are starting to call in sick. Almost all their pork goes to east coast, NY specifically IIRC, enjoy the resurgence if you didn't include meat prep and hoard.
>Iowa among other states limiting COVID-19 information
The pork must flow
archive.is/bGl0w

for every day: how many started having symptoms in that day blue column, how many tested positive in that day light blue column (rt-pcr)

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Any list with fake defective items sent to various countries by chinks?

Look a few people died out of the hundreds of millions. WAAHH! I'm gonna hide in my room forever!

What happened to BNO?

>not reported 1

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