>you get 40 dollars for buying 1 barrel of oil
what in the fuck
You get 40 dollars for buying 1 barrel of oil
David Gomez
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Jaxson Wilson
It doesn't taste good though so it's not worth eating
Aaron Hall
the price is already back above $0, so no. the market crashed literally for less than a day, and it's already rebounded
Carter Brooks
Can I even physically take the oil that I bought on stock market or is it all just speculation and debt trading?
Oliver Evans
There was a journalist who went through all the processes to get one a couple years ago. It’s lots of red tape and a pain in the ass, but possible.
Josiah Rodriguez
You get paid $40
Then you're legally required to go pick up a barrel of oil
You have to sign all kinds of legal documents, you need regulation storage facilities, you need to pay for transport, etc
In the end you pay thousands of dollars to house the barrel someone paid you $40 to take
Angel Garcia
then where are you going to store it? your house where a little spark is going to set your entire family on fire?
dump it somewhere where you're going to be fined millions for polluting the country?
gas stations can give fuel for free right now and literally noone is going to get it.
Jonathan Harris
Andrew Kelly
>oil
>gets set on fire from one lil spark
take off your memeflag, you're obviously not an american
David Ramirez
Why are you idiots always memeing? You don't have futures contracts. You don't get a cent of this money.
Isaac Clark
>doesnt get paid in tankers to carry his oil
NGMI
Camden Lewis
>Then you're legally required to go pick up a barrel of oil
If I lived in USA, you'd be sure as fuck I would
>You have to sign all kinds of legal documents
k
>you need regulation storage facilities
I don't think so, at least the law on this differs from state to state
>you need to pay for transport
I'd probably do it myself
Jace Nguyen
>he didn't have enough money saved up to become an instant oil baron when SHTF
Jack James
>didnt x100 his trump bucks by buying up oil
ngmi
Luis Brown
Filtered, thanks for being a faggot
Connor Bailey
Kek he didn't see this coming. My whole fucking swimming pool is filled to the brim with oil.
Hunter Jones
yeah and where are you going to put it
then enjoy your local, state and federal government watching where that oil goes if you dump it. Also you can't refine it and a refinery won't deal with you nor pay you
Colton Reyes
And btw it is people with the further contracts that are paying the on top of the oil, to get rid of it. Not the other way around.
Nolan Walker
>yeah and where are you going to put it
easy, swimming pool. I bought the rights to the swimming pools of all my neighbors a week ago.
Camden Gray
go try storing 10 barrels of premium gas in front of your yard and see what happens you fucking retard subhuman
Wyatt Parker
they pay you to take it but you pick it up
literally a contract to pickup at a refinery somewhere or a pipeline
they also deal in thousands of barrels not just 1. Your state would have ordinance and requirements for transport and storage and then
>get fined
>get fined
>get billed for draining/cleanup
>get fined again
>neighbours sue saying didn't know was crude oil
Kevin Ramirez
Where can I buy? I’ll be 100million barrels, pocket 4billion, buy some storage containers and sell the oil when the prices go back up and be set for life
Bentley Ortiz
Dude my whole neighborhood smells like money. I can't wait for my friends and neighbors to come home, these fuckers will be so jealous of my avarice.
Aaron Carter
>storage is currently almost full
>transportation is still moving
>hundreds of millions of barrels in transit
>tankers full
no but you're going to find storage for 100 million barrels you dumb fucking cunt if there was storage available they wouldn't be paying people to take it
Nicholas Morales
filtered.
Alexander Wood
The only winners are the people who can immediately take crude and make stable products out of it that people need. Like precursors for plastics.
Zachary Cox
We need to talk about this.
Colton Lopez
Trump is going to acquire 75m barrels for the national stockpile. It's almost at full capacity. After this happens, who knows.
Juan Gomez
Yesterday was my birth day today i made a lot of money, i cant wait to fuck the wife of my neighbor.
Jeremiah Kelly
Too little too late. He should have protected the National industry if there is a political price war being waged against US shale.