You go back in time to Furhrerbunker 24 hours before Hitler suicides

Wat do?

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Say goodbye.

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Thank him for his attempt to save the world, explain to him that this is a fallen world and eventually God will redeem him.

Rescue Blondie

Kick him on the nuts and call him out on his chimpout destroying nationalism for a century.

dab on him

Tell him his plan to fake his death will work better than he could have hoped.

smoke a blunt with that foo

kms lol

I shall go back and tell him to go in Argentina.

Grab the pistol, shoot him in the leg and lock the doors in hope that the red army gets there in time.
The price and honors for capturing Hitler alive would be immense.

This

I accompany him to Argentina and assist in building the 1,000 years reich.

Pick up the phone and call Argentina. Ask him how's the weather.

absolutely based kraut

Find a corner to hide in and wait until germany capitulates so I don't get fucking killed

Make my way back to Australia after the war, go hang out with my grandparents while they are in their 20s -30s. Survive long enough to see myself get born and then kill my infant self, destroying the universe with the paradox I have created.

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imagine thinking that the soviets would actually give credit to some random kraut for killing hitler and not just give that honor to one of their own soldiers kek

Put him in an head locks and taunting him in full extent to make him seeth to tears while arraving red army soldier take picture and footage of this historic event

take a pic of him with my iphone and take a few souvenirs

also based

>Wat do?
bring two tactical nukes
> one for allyfags
> one for sovietfag

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>to some random kraut
you are talking to Mehmet, not a kraut. know the difference.

>be me first time traveler
going to go back to kill the most evil man ever hitler
>see the women and children dead in the streets
>the total brutality and savagery of the goylem of war
>i break into hitlers war room just ahead of the soviets
> its empty
>hears the click of a firing pin as a bullet rips through my skull and out just below my nose
>"they expect one of us in the wreckage brother" i hear as all fades to black

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Take Goebbels' children and save them from being killed and send them to America as Jewish refugees.

pretty based your sacrifice is appreciated

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Ask if theres space in that submarine for me, i also tell him i can easily learn to speak argentinian

This. Tell him he is getting drugged up by his GP and that he is a retard for not listening to his generals. WW2 wouldve ended differently

> Assuming he did commit a suicide in that bunker

Based

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