ITT: we remember our foreskins

>claims girls are never truthful
>cuts dick off because girls prefer it
that's a oy vey from me rabbi

Untrue, I take two showers a day. One when I wake up and one before I go to bed.

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I can't

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Vey!!! Now they won’t let me have my 2¢ for today! This is just like the way hitler treated the 6 million, Yahweh rest their souls, such persecution!

>imagine having your sexual pleasure permanently reduced because of the creator of corn flakes

america is so crazy lol

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>got circumcized when I was a baby
>sister has babies
>she circumcized them
>tell her that's fucking retarded and it makes you lose sensibility and it makes the tip of your dick dry and crusty
>"but it helps with them not getting STD's"

Are you fucking serious with this? This is her reasoning behind it? Then raise them into not being degenerates who go out and fuck whores. That's how you really prevent STD's, and be loyal to your SO.

>my parents let Dr. Shekelstein strap me to a table and cut off part of my genitals and it's a good thing

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>mfw I don't have to imagine

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LICK THE SPIGOT?

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you should beat her, what you don’t have huevos or something?