Let this be a lesson to you all. Kim Jong Un was only 36 and had heart issues. Stop smoking right now. Eat healthier...

Kim was assasinated by doctors on US payroll who botched the op on purpose. They will be rounded up and executed 3 days from now. US will face furious retribution. Screen cap this.

Ay then you can punch shit real good my man!

he'll make it, he's part of the show.

Smoking is honestly not that bad at all for a normal healthy person. Kim's problem was he was morbidly obese.

A morbidly obese non-smoker is orders of magnitude less healthy than a smoker who is not overweight at all

>nork piggy
>literally, force fed to look fatter than than his skeletal army
>...because he was a 4-foot tall, gook hobbit
>hooked on wine and cheese
>exercised about as much as the average mutt
>as a cherry on top of the premature death cake, sucked on the fag jew

yeah... nah. sum of its parts, faggot

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Was the world's most powerful shut-in Coomer, bros?

Basically a Coomer at heart and an incel tier uggo who still got a 10/10 trad wife and a whole harem of young pussy.

It seems like the Norks are practicing real communism by redistributing sex and tearing down lookism.

Progressive cat ladies in the west would flip their shit if the government made them fuck and marry a dude like Kim.

The man and his Juche system are utterly based.

I just ate 4 pieces of KFC and a giant plate of chips and chugged down half a bottle of Sunkist
Imagine wanting to live like a fucking worm when you could die like a God

i ate KFC like once every 4 months at best.. but now its over everything is closed rip

Chinese sent a COVID infected doctor to perform heart surgery on him. This is international assassination.

Xi is making power plays as the US reduces its Pacific presence due to the Kung Flu

Listen here fat

This! A banana for breakfast does fine

>be head of state
>hire your enemy's doctors
Kim is not that retarded

Kim Jong Un never poops either. His body is so physically fit that he uses all food energy which creates ZERO emissions, high performance winning the J.D. POWER AWARD 6 years in a row.

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we got deliveries of all the good shit still going on
I feel your pain brother, give me your address and I will send you a wing and coleslaw

HAHAHA

Fat fuck only lasted 9 years.

GOD I wish that were me

>"Now that Kim Jong Un is braindead and left his regime to a broad, what's he going to do now? Well folks, *smirks at the camera*, if the Republicans want to run another retard for president in 2024 do I have the candidate for you"

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I'll take your wisdom rocket man.

Kim threatned unification after nba was cancelled due to wuflu. Rodman was the back channel. Xi found out and sent poison

this is yet another slide thread with no relevant news or links to explore, just something that's already being discussed in /sig/

This thread is clearly meant to be a warning. OP wants everyone to be healthy for the race wars

He got corona at the hospital
Corona chan 2
asian leaders 0